insanebotv21

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I remember the before times. They feel like a distant dream.

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

Stir fry

2tbsp soy sauce

2 garlic cloves

1 tsp rice vinegar

1tsp sesame oil 2tbsp canola oil(give or take) an unspecified but large quantity of red pepper flakes add sauce of your choice towards the end, i.e. sweet Thai chili sauce Vegetables and/or meat of your choice

borderline delirious rn happy not eating more than 700 calories and walking a mile a day because you're trying to reclaim your body from dogshit genetics day why am i doin this during finals week lmao

🥺 i had a dream i was a princess

i mean i was trapped on a desert island and had 5 days before i ran out of water but i was a princess

I invented a new flavor of ice cream called "psy-op". It's like Neapolitan but instead of actually having different flavors in each stripe it's just cream flavored.

two words: watermelon pie

it contains the quantum essence of children's mathematical metaphors you can order as many as you need AND slice it twice without making more than 2 cuts (slice the melon, slice the pie, twice sliced and twice as shy)

slamming the big red button on my desk labeled "bweh" over and over again to no discernible effect

Declare a thumb war then in the middle of teh thumbwar pull them in and KISS THEM

its a moral obligation to kiss boymoders and call them cute girly names until they HATCHf

A MORAL OBLIGATION!

egg i am the egg i am one who consumes the egg life is a circle egg

Now why do i feel the need to write this as an early 2000s romcom?

An asexual and an aromantic would make the worst odd couple imaginable.

Literally incapable of reconciling their differences or even feeling what the other person feels. They're good friends but neither of them understand the context clues the other is sending. One is always screwing the neighbors and the other is constantly confused when their attempts to romance a brick wall bear no fruits.

Easily the worst fucking sitcom possible. Every single scene is uncomfortable. None of the jokes land. nothing ever gets resolved. "But at least normal people would understand ace/aero better as a result", the marketing team pitches! Only to find out that the sitcom actually makes people understand them worse.

Runs a good first season and is immediately canceled with a cliffhanger ending

i fucking love this

Iso-puppy

addickted

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

An asexual and an aromantic would make the worst odd couple imaginable.

Literally incapable of reconciling their differences or even feeling what the other person feels. They're good friends but neither of them understand the context clues the other is sending. One is always screwing the neighbors and the other is constantly confused when their attempts to romance a brick wall bear no fruits.

Easily the worst fucking sitcom possible. Every single scene is uncomfortable. None of the jokes land. nothing ever gets resolved. "But at least normal people would understand ace/aero better as a result", the marketing team pitches! Only to find out that the sitcom actually makes people understand them worse.

Runs a good first season and is immediately canceled with a cliffhanger ending

How the fuck do I slow my feed down without unfollowing people?

every time i click away the feed has another dozen entries

FOOF

What are some genderfluid alternatives to ranch?

If I am elected president I promise to kill the president.

a ukulele and a revolver with one bullet in it played with a massive grin.

I assure you every part of my body is a masochist but my brain knows vaping is cringe

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Maple syrup

What are some genderfluid alternatives to ranch?

I found rusty paperclip on the college campus yesterday. I picked it up because it reminded me of myself.

im as horny as i am depressed

i can't stop thinking about girlcock 😭

i can't stop thinking about girlcock 😭

Cum

What are some genderfluid alternatives to ranch?

pretty sure water is gay. straight people can't swim they have to walk along the bottom of the ocean in a void.

Imagine going to take a shower and the water just dodges you, and not being able to tell whether you are hydrophobic or if the water has become homophobic.

Man i still remember back when i was optimistic and witty. Used to love wordplay and stupid jokes. Did a lot of stupid nerdy stuff like calculating the terminal velocity of an oreo.

Now i just kind of want to die.

I tried not to make a sound but to them the lack of self-confidence wriggling in my head around is deafening.

They're just sitting on the window sill....staring at me.

"The next time you observe an American robin in your yard, notice how they curiously tilt their heads. They do this to listen for juicy worms."

wake up babe the robins can hear your brainworms and they're after you

"The next time you observe an American robin in your yard, notice how they curiously tilt their heads. They do this to listen for juicy worms."

wake up babe the robins can hear your brainworms and they're after you

i am the 4 am potato thing i don't speak tree

As soon as my body starts to malfunction or fail me/become weak/fragile I'm rerolling