An Asexual And An Aromantic Would Make The Worst Odd Couple Imaginable.

the sudden urge to put on mouse ears and a maid outfit so you can go around making mouse based puns while cleaning the house

"Mouse-keeping!" "Cheesed to meet you! Have I seen you before?" "This one's on the mouse!" "I'll leave it squeaky clean!" "Mice to see you!"

I'll be adding more as I think of them, I'm hoping to create an encyclopedia of mouse puns.

i can't stop thinking about girlcock 😭

I remember the before times. They feel like a distant dream.

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing

Thoughts on the weak nuclear force?

I try not to

This is a genuinely impressive edit.

gotta be honest as someone who suffers from depersonalization and derealization(symptoms of dissociation), I'm not sure how to feel about using derealization as a tag in the surrealist/liminal/weirdcore communities. On the one hand it might mean I'm not the only one which is both comforting and disheartening, and a lot of liminal spaces do trip the same feelings in normal people.

On the other it's a pretty miserable state of mind to be in and i'm not sure it should be treated like an aesthetic. Some have suggested to me that the reason i don't enjoy the state is that i don't have control over it but I don't think they feel as distant as i do. I don't expect anything to come of these conflicted feelings.

There isn't much i want anyways.

happy uhhh. happy neopussy thursday

i am the 4 am potato thing i don't speak tree

As soon as my body starts to malfunction or fail me/become weak/fragile I'm rerolling

how many nerds do i have to shove up my ass before i see god?

Why do all but 1 have bedroom eyes?

More characters for our photocard and love letter seriessss

pretty sure water is gay. straight people can't swim they have to walk along the bottom of the ocean in a void.

Imagine going to take a shower and the water just dodges you, and not being able to tell whether you are hydrophobic or if the water has become homophobic.