I Invented A New Flavor Of Ice Cream Called "psy-op". It's Like Neapolitan But Instead Of Actually Having

This is a genuinely impressive edit.

gotta be honest as someone who suffers from depersonalization and derealization(symptoms of dissociation), I'm not sure how to feel about using derealization as a tag in the surrealist/liminal/weirdcore communities. On the one hand it might mean I'm not the only one which is both comforting and disheartening, and a lot of liminal spaces do trip the same feelings in normal people.

On the other it's a pretty miserable state of mind to be in and i'm not sure it should be treated like an aesthetic. Some have suggested to me that the reason i don't enjoy the state is that i don't have control over it but I don't think they feel as distant as i do. I don't expect anything to come of these conflicted feelings.

There isn't much i want anyways.

Candy cigarettes that actually taste like cigarettes

I wonder if there's someone out there whose thing is that literally all they want out of life is to be sucked into a jet engine and no one knows.

No one knows he's sitting in a padded cell waiting for his moment in life. Biding his time until the day he can walk out of that room, hop the fence of an airport then immediately get sucked into a GE90 turbo fan. T-posing in an inward draft before he's ground into dust, vaporized and shot out the back at as a molten human jet stream, shining brighter than any man ever could in that brief moment where man and machine intersect. No one will know who he is. No one will know why he did it. They will blame his captors for failing to prevent him from attaining his lifelong dream. No one understood him. No one ever will. They won't even know that his valiant sacrifice will save three-hundred sixty passengers and the Boeing 777's entire crew from a grisly demise by preventing a plane with an undiscovered engine malfunction from taking off. All for the low low price of spraying the runway with a fine red mist and permanently traumatizing the child sitting in seat number 16A.

it's incomprehensible how much of my brainpower is spent CONSTANTLY THINKING ABOUT SUCKING DICK

Is there like a cure for constantly being horny?

It's been -78 days since the last day i didn't randomly think about gay sex and that's only if you count the day i realized i didn't think about gay sex which is still technically thinking about gay sex. If you don't I have no clue what it's like to not have your thoughts filled with AGGRESSIVE GAYNESS.

Maple syrup

What are some genderfluid alternatives to ranch?

#would

Guardian PC

I have no idea what this lettuce is doing here but the rest is cute.

https://www.instagram.com/sotce?igsh=MThjMTAwOGFrZnU1Mg==

What the fuck this is fire

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

isopods are fucking beautiful creatures i love them they're SO GREAT PLEASE KILL ME

Transopoid!!!! !

What are some genderfluid alternatives to ranch?