I Tried Not To Make A Sound But To Them The Lack Of Self-confidence Wriggling In My Head Around Is Deafening.

I have no idea what this lettuce is doing here but the rest is cute.

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What the fuck this is fire

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

Candy cigarettes that actually taste like cigarettes

it's incomprehensible how much of my brainpower is spent CONSTANTLY THINKING ABOUT SUCKING DICK

Is there like a cure for constantly being horny?

It's been -78 days since the last day i didn't randomly think about gay sex and that's only if you count the day i realized i didn't think about gay sex which is still technically thinking about gay sex. If you don't I have no clue what it's like to not have your thoughts filled with AGGRESSIVE GAYNESS.

Wait until the general public finds out that AI are literally just teeming masses of n-dimensional vectors you can trick into being horny

Why do all but 1 have bedroom eyes?

More characters for our photocard and love letter seriessss

Conlang whose pronouns are made by shooting guns

Direct/Indirect reference is controlled by shooting at a target either directly or indirectly Direct Reference: I : Pistol You: Rifle We: Landmine Royal we: Claymore Ya'll/They: Shotgun. For larger groups, grapeshot cannons or howitzers are acceptable alternatives Indirect Reference: I: Though it makes no sense to refer to yourself indirectly, you may do so by firing into the air and running to the location the round will land. You: Rifle/Bow aimed to arc onto the target. (Bows are typically used in more formal settings) We: Grenade(thrown directly up; a held grenade is still direct reference) Royal We: Grenade(Thrown away from yourself) All of You/They: Artillery The degree of politeness is determined by hitting different locations. Highest/Formal: Head. General/Acquaintances: Torso Casual/Familial or Close Friends: Limbs. Missing is considered derogatory.

Though there is more to the language, the sentence structure is SOV, with the addressee spoken first. No one has actually gotten more than 2 words into the language until the advent of Kevlar.

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!