Harry Potter Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts

How did I not notice this before?

So... I was watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban for like the 100th time and saw something during the scene of the Fat Lady trying to sing. Look at the portraits.

In particular this one.

Now tell me, does that look like Lord Voldemort or what?

In Dumbledore’s Office

Fred: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Dumbledore: I don’t know, why?

Fred: To get to the idiots house.

Fred: Knock, Knock.

Dumbledore: Who’s there.

Fred: The Chicken.

Dumbledore: ...

Fred: ...

Dumbledore: I wont give you detention on one condition.

Fred: What?

Dumbledore: Go tell that joke to Snape.

Christmas At My House

Me:  Hey mom, can I open this present.

Mom:  Honey you have to wait, your brother is opening one.

Me: ...

Mom: Don’t even..

Me:  I did my waiting! Twelve years of it!

My Family: (Dying inside)

Me: In Azkaban!

Umbridge: What do you want Snape?

Snape: I wanted to say something.

Umbridge: Well go ahead.

Snape: Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly until I say you.

Harry:😂

Draco: You look like my first husband.

Harry: ....

Harry: Malfoy, we haven't even finished sixth year yet. You cant be married.

Draco: No, not yet

Harry:

Draco:

Harry: OH

Ron in the background: You smooth fuck.

I made these...

Feel free to request a character or something.

Saw this...

And this happened.

Thanks for the inspiration, @bexterrr 😂

Harry: I only have 6 weeks left to live Hermione: Harry! Oh Merlin, really?! I'll figure something out, don't worry! Ron: Mate! Really?! Hermione will figure something out, you're not going to die! Harry: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made... Hermione: Ron:

Harry going to visit Malfoy Manor

Harry: *knocks*

Kreacher: *open the door*

Harry:

Harry:

Harry: how long have you been here?

Kreacher:

Kreacher: since master told kreacher to take a break

If Tom riddle went to McGonagall instead of slughorn

Tom: you see professor I was in the restricted section-

McGonagall: and why were you in the restricted section ,riddle?

Tom: I was doing a research.

McGonagall: and the whole library wasn't enough for you?

Tom:....

McGonagall: who signed you a form to enter it?

Tom: professor slughorn...

McGonagall: show it to me

Tom: wellll I will go and get it

McGonagall: detention.

sirius would be the rich heir and remus would be the cute stablehand

just something to think about

okay hear me out, what is the marauders adaptation was a cartoon?

like steven universe, gravity falls or svtfoe vibes

Harry: there is no way malfoy likes me, hes my sworn enemy.

Hermione: yes he does

Ron: yes he does

Pansy: yes he does

Draco: i would like to confirm those statements

sirius: wanna hear a gay joke

remus:

james:

peter:

lily:

sirius: too late my parents already made the best one

remus: pads-

*dracos first time in a muggle car*

harry: turn on the radio

draco: *puts car into reverse*

*both scream as they crash into the kitchen*

harry: what is wrong with you?

draco: i thought r was for radio!

scorpius: hey dad, its nearly dinner do you want me to set the car?