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Fred: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Dumbledore: I don’t know, why?
Fred: To get to the idiots house.
Fred: Knock, Knock.
Dumbledore: Who’s there.
Fred: The Chicken.
Dumbledore: ...
Fred: ...
Dumbledore: I wont give you detention on one condition.
Fred: What?
Dumbledore: Go tell that joke to Snape.
Clapton and Wally give off the same exact vibes
Ofc claptons hot but can we talk about his teacher??
"Someone’s coming.” Peter grabbed his father’s wrist and stopped him from rounding the corner. They stood in the shadow and watched Charles and Hank walk by. The two were deep in conversation and didn’t pay Erik and Peter any attention.
“Now.” Peter checked again, and they continued their way to his room without any more incidents.
Erik locked the door with a flick of his wrist while Peter already spread the goods on his bed. That was when they both heard Charles’ annoyed voice in their heads: “Hiding doesn’t help against telepathy. Give everything back and then meet with me.”
@slashmultiverse
inofficial continuation of: https://archiveofourown.org/works/42122973
i have stray cats who had kittens
im naming one of the kittens clapton!!