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Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Highschool/College Au

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Barnacles: Alright, just a quick review and I'll go to sleep!

*3 hours later*

Barnacles: Ok, one more time, then I'll go to sleep

*the next morning*

Tweak: Cap, did you get any sleep last night?

Barnacles, clearly sleep deprived: yes

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Shellington and Kwazii working on a project together

Shellington: Alright, here we should put the end results, and here should be a detailed analysis of the results and what they can mean

Kwazii, trying to flirt: And here you should put your number

Shellington, oblivious: Why would I put my phone number on our project?

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Peso: OK, to do proper chest compressions you need to keep pace of 100 - 120bpm

Kwazii: *starts singing "Dancing Queen"*

Peso: iT wOrKs BuT pLeAsE-

*see end of post for a surprise ^^*

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Tweak working on her final project: finished!

Dashi walking in: Nice! What did you make?

Tweak, sleep deprived: Yes

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*There are several songs that have the same BPM (100-120) to do chest compressions! A lot of the songs are pretty good, if not ironic ^^

Here are some ^^ (Spotify Playlist)

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Chaos idk what number

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Barnacles: Someone new is joining to Octonauts today!

Dashi: Did you kidnap them?

Shellington: New or used

Tweak: Did you bribe them?

Peso: What is wrong with you-

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Kwazii: I got banned from Animal Jam

Barnacles: What happened this time?

Kwazii: I told someone their pets looked like they came from 2010 tumblr

Kwazii: Here look

Barnacles:

Barnacles (disappointed but proud): Look I see your point-

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Shellington: I can be hardcore too! Watch!

*punches tree*

Kwazii: Nice punch

Shellington:

Shellington: call Peso-

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Peso: If you have any questions don't hesitate to ask me!

Kwazii:

Kwazii: Are bones wet?

Peso, scared: w-what?

Kwazii: Are. Bones. Wet.

Barnacles: No worries this is normal

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Tweak: I found a snail in the garden dome

Dashi: Did you touch it?

Tweak: No...?

Dashi: Good.

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Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but none of them have a proper sleep schedule or get more then 4 hours of sleep

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Barnacles: morning Tweak! You're up earlier that usual?

Tweak: never went to sleep

Barnacles: What-

Tweak, holding a 5 hour energy: can't be up early if you never went to sleep

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Peso: Finally finished...

Peso: *looks at clock*

4:57am

Peso: not again-

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Shellington: Alright, time for bed

*falls asleep on desk*

*15 minutes later*

*Octoalert sounds*

Shellington: *visible rage*

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Professor Inkling: So you stayed up all night watching people crash into doors or other objects?

Dashi: worth it

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Kwazii: *is the only one to have an actual sleep schedule that doesn't get interrupted often*

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Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Halloween Addition!!

Happy Halloween, be sure to stay safe ^^

[Headcanons coming later!]

Tw/Cw for swearing

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Barnacles: Tonight we're holding a Halloween party in the Octopod!

Tweak, holding several bags of cobweb: my time has come

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Kwazii: I've walked two blocks and no one has given out any candy! Can you believe this?

Shellington: Kwazii it's 10am

Kwazii: and???

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Kwazii, flailing: SPIDER!!!

*crashes into chairs and on to the floor*

Tweak: That's a spider ring-

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Barnacles: I need help-

Dashi: Finally, I've made a list of good therapist to visit-

Barnacles:

Barnacles: ...with my makeup...

Dashi: oh-

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Professor Inkling: Shellington, I need help making a costume

Shellington: *throws sheet at Professor Inkling*

Professor Inkling: Ah, perfect!

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Tweak, playing a horror game: This isn't even scary! Shouldn't there be an enemy walking around?

Dashi, who recommend the game: Have you been to the basement yet?

Tweak:

Tweak: fuck

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Peso: OK, does anyone have any allergies? I want to make sure we have safe candy for tonight

Shellington: Sea Urchins, but I doubt they'd make candy with that

Kwazii: Peanuts

Tweak: People

Peso: Kwazii, Shellington, we have that covered, Tweak...

Peso: I fear you

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Peso: oh shIT-

*drops bandage rolls*

Peso:

Peso: well this is my costume now-

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Happy Halloween!!!

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but chaos: part 2 Tw for swearing _________________________ Kwazii: So let me get this straight. Putting butter on bread is normal, correct? Shellington: Yes Kwazii: And putting milk in or on cereal is also normal, correct? Shellington, getting concerned: Yes... Kwazii: So what is stopping me from putting butter in cereal and milk on bread? Shellington: Dear stars- _________________________ Peso: Whales have leg bones Shellington: Whales have leg bones

Kwazii: What the fuck are they doing with them? Kicking people out of the ocean? _________________________ Dashi: You look like that one meme where- Barnacles: I have no idea what you're talking about- _________________________ Kwazii: *vibing* Kwazii: *gets hit in the face with a rock* Kwazii: ow Kwazii: *resumes vibing* _________________________ Professor Inkling: -and that is why you need at least 8 hours of sleep Shellington: Barnacles: Tweak: Dashi: Peso: Kwazii: Kwazii: am I really the only one here here a normal sleep schedule? _________________________

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but chaos

Tw for swearing

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Person: So, how many kids do you have?

Barnacles: Genetically emotionally or legally?

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Professor Inkling: I'm going to need an explanation for this

Dashi: Kwazii

Shellington: Kwazii

Peso: Kwazii

Kwazii: Well in my defense-

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Peso: How much sleep did you get last night?

Shellington: Around 10 minutes I think?

Professor Inkling: Not all together though

Peso: Professor why do you know this?

Professor Inkling: ° - °

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Tweak: I don't have time for NPCs trying to talk to me. I have a quest to finish!

Dashi: Real life or in game?

Tweak: Both.

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Peso: *accidently crashes the Gup E*

Peso: Oh shit oh shit oh shit-

Kwazii and Shellington: one of us. one of us! One of us! ONE OF US!! ONE OF-

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Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but Captain Barnacles has no self preservation skills (as normal)

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Peso: Can you explain what happened?

Barnacles: No, I can not

Kwazii walking into the room: He swam into a swarm of jellyfish again

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Barnacles: *jumps off a cliff to save a lizard*

Peso: *instant panic* CAPTAIN!

Kwazii: Give him a few seconds...

Barnacles, holding a lizard: I'm back lol

Peso: please stop doing this-

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Barnacles: No worries, I've got this!

*swims into a bunch of sharks*

Shellington: Does this happen often?

Professor Inkling, who's worked with Barnacles from day one: Yes

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Barnacles covered in bruises: I can explain

Peso: Can you?

Barnacles:

Barnacles: Ok what had happened was-

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Kwazii: *crashes the Gup B again*

Barnacles: Kwazii! How could you be so reckless? Are you ok?

Kwazii: Captain you are literally on fire right now-

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Dashi: I've finally finished the video!

Tweak: What video?

Dashi: It's a compilation of all the times Captain has managed to get hurt. Nothing too bad, small things

Barnacles: *walking in with a squid wrapped around his helmet* hello

Dashi: damn it Captain-

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I'm running out of ideas so fast-

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes :)

Tw for swearing

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Tweak: This button is to launch the seagull!

Kwazii: What the "launch the seagull" button do?

Tweak:

Tweak: What the hell do you think it does-

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Professor Inkling: Did you know that flowers are the genitals of plants?

Dashi: Wait-

Shellington: And bees gather the pollen from plants for cross pollinate, essentially taking a part of the plants genetic material to assist other plants in fertilization and staying healthy! They also-

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Kwazii over the radio: I fucked up big time guys

Tweak: Did you crash the gup?

Peso: again-

Barnacles: Are you trapped or lost?

Peso: again-

Shellington: Did you get attacked by anything?

Peso: again-

Dashi: Did you get arrested?

Peso: again-

Professor Inkling: Peso, why do you keep saying "again" to everything we list off?

Peso: It's Kwazii we're talking about. The only people here who are as accident prone as them are Captain and Shellington.

Barnacles: Wait Kwazii you've been arrested before?

Kwazii: This isn't about me-

Peso: You called us saying you fucked up big time?

Kwazii:

Kwazii: Well I didn't get arrested if that's what you're asking-

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That one shark: breakfast is served (՞ټ՞)

Barnacles ready to grab on to the sharks face: Oh really?

Peso, exhausted: not again-

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Peso: What are you allergic to?

Shellington:

Peso: ',: >

Shellington: ...

Shellington: Sea Urchins-

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Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but it's Shellington centric ^^

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Peso: When was the last time you slept?

Shellington: *looks at 15 cups of coffee and 2 five hour energy*

Shellington: Yes.

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Shellington: What? ME! Why, I'd never cause trouble intentionally!

Kwazii: >:)

Tweak: ,': |

Dashi:

Dashi: I several videos that prove otherwise-

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Shellington: I am THIS close to throwing a coffee mug at someone

Professor Inkling: Shellington your fingers are touching-

Shellington, literally vibrating: i kNOW-

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Shellington: Good morning Captain!

Barnacles: Ah, good morning Shellington!

Shellington: Ready to start?

Barnacles: Ready!

*both proceeded to info dump about marine life/music/the octopod and more*

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Shellington: Kwazii, I want you to teach me how to drive a Gup

Kwazii, who just crashed the Gup B again: sure

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Tweak: Crimes

Kwazii: Crimes

Dashi: Crimes

Shellington: Crimes??

All three in union: Crimes.

Shellington: Ah, Crimes...

Barnacles and Peso both scared: No Crimes-

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Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Highschool/College Au

_________________________ Professor Inkling: You're currently failing my class due to missing assignments. Care to explain? Shellington who has been burnt out for literal years: No.

_________________________ Calico Jack: I'm here to pick up my grandchild Professor Inkling: Yes, Kwazii is right here, but I'd like to talk to you about their behavior first Calico Jack: Ah, yes, he's always been an energetic one, seems that no matter what that kid is running around! He only needs a proper outlet! Professor Inkling: They blew up a urinal and stole a desk Calico Jack: That's my kid!! (Proud) Professor Inkling: what-

_________________________ Dashi: It's late, I don't want to go out tonight Kwazii: Tweak will be there Dashi, suddenly dressed: Let's go!

_________________________ Peso: I've only slept 3 hours this week, and it's Thursday- Barnacles: How are you still alive? Peso: The fear of failure and energy drinks Barnacles: Aren't you studying to be a doctor? Peso: Exactly

_________________________ Shellington: *slams face first onto a desk out of sheer exhaustion* Peso: Same Peso: Peso: Wait I'm supposed to help you-

_________________________ Dashi, taking yearbook photos: Smile! Peso: I have a residency at a high class hospital tomorrow and an exam a few days after, followed by another residency but at a PEDIATRIC hospital. I feel dead inside

Dashi, now concerned: Are you sure you don't want to see a therapist instead?

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Barnacles: Graduation is almost here!

Kwazii: It's October

Barnacles: So close you can taste it!

Tweak: Cap, you graduate in mid June. Kwazii and I have one more year to go-

Barnacles: please let me lie to myself this once

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Hey, Watch this!

*makes an Octonauts Highschool/College Au*

Something I can write with easy accuracy because 1) I'm in highschool, 2) the amount of chaos that happens in the school is easy to write, and 3) I used to be in medical classes (and other things) and can write so much for Peso and Shellington because they both deserve it

Also, this gives me a bigger environment than just the Octopod to (metaphorical) write it ^^

More Incorrect Octonauts Quotes ^^

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Peso: Captain, please stop grabbing on to angry sharks

Captain: But the Shark-

Peso: You're in the medical bay for a reason Captain

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Kwazii catching Peso: Didn't think you'd fall so hard for me!

Peso, panicking: I just fell off a cliff-

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*Tweak and Dashi texting each other*

Tweak: your cute >:"3

Dashi: You're cute🙄

Dashi: Grammar

Tweak: You still called me cute so I'll take it

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Vegamals: *are talking about cooking*

Shellington: I'll help!

Vegamals: *start to hide the cooking equipment*

Tunip: what cooking equipment?

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I went through hell yesterday, but ended up with more Incorrect quotes ideas ^^

Enjoy ;)

Tw: for swearing

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Kwazii: I'm freezing my ass off here...

Barnacles: You want some body temperature?

Barnacles:

Barnacles: Body heat, I meant body heat. That wording isn't any better...

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Shellington: Plactus

Peso: I'm sorry, "Plactus"?

Shellington: I tired to say plant and cactus at the same time and failed miserably

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Peso: This, is a shark with scoliosis

Dashi: Someone must have really liked their cut

Kwazii: They can blend in with the rocks

Shellington: "ah yes, this sand looks like sand"

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Dashi: I will beat your ass with a fish

Kwazii: Oh yeah? Where will you get the fish? Huh!?

Dashi: We're in the middle of the ocean you dumbass

Kwazii: that doesn't answer my question

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Kwazii: You see, bring nonbinary is amazing

Kwazii: People are pestering you on whether you were born afab or amab? Change your answer every question! Confuse the hell out of them!

Kwazii: People saying that Nonbinary people don't exist? Guess it's time to commit some crimes >:)

Kwazii: People are-

Tweak: I just wanted to know what outfit you thought would look better

Kwazii: Both. Wear them both at once

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More Incorrect Octonauts Quotes: Peso Addition Tw for swearing

_________________________ Peso: Shellington what happened? Shellington, hiding in the corner of his room: Kwazii

_________________________ Peso: Captain are you ok? I heard a loud bang come from here Barnacles: No worries Peso, nothing I can't handle! Peso: Then why is your leg stuck under your anchor? Barnacles: Barnacles: no worries I can manage- Peso: Captain please- _________________________ Shellington: Peso, when was the last time you sleep? Peso: When was the last time YOU slept? Shellington: Shellington: I will get Kwazii or Tweak to throw you across the room now answer the question- _________________________ Kwazii telling Peso a scary story: And then, they were never seen again! Peso, shaking: So that thing just came from behind and, and... took them? Kwazii: Aye, and some say that they are still wandering around to this day, searching for more prey~ Peso: Oh no- Barnacles coming from behind: Peso! Kw- Peso: *turns fast and punches Barnacles in the stomach* Barnacles, doubled over on the ground: *strained* I didn't think you could hit that hard- Peso, now panicked: CAPTAIN I'M SORRY- Kwazii, shocked: Well damn- _________________________ Dashi: Peso, I need some information on this illness, apparently it's very rare Peso: Do you know the name? Does it have a name yet? Dashi: Yes, it does, it's called Ligma! Tweak, already laughing: oh no- Peso: Ligma? Can you describe the symp- Dashi: LIGMA BAL- _________________________ Peso: Can you tell me what happened? Tweak, completely stuck in a dryer (ones that face upwards, not out): No I can not. _________________________ Professor Inkling: Peso, come quickly! Peso running down the hall: What happened Professor? Professor Inkling, completely calm: The Vegamals made you a gift! Peso: Really? They didn't have to- Vegamals: *are holding up one of those oddly detailed butt cakes* Professor Inkling: I... don't really understand the meaning behind the cake, but it looks very nice! Peso dying inside: yEs... vERy niCe _________________________ I am once again losing inspiration-

Octonauts but it's low quality and slightly cursed images

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(a small edit I made) ⬆️

Anyways I'm going to try to post some normal stuff soon, just running low on motivation at the moment ^^

I'm going to be opening asks and stuff ^^

You guys can send in questions/requests for Octonauts stuff*, as well as others fandoms (if I'm in them)!

I also work with drawings, but that can take some time because 💫anatomy💫

*stuff in question: headcanons for certain characters, character analysis (may take some time), specific incorrect quotes, scenarios (sick day, relationship, etc.), drawings, and more! Please keep anything NSFW to a minimum/non existent. Yes, I'm stating this here, mainly because I was on Wattpad for a while.

Hello hello Octonauts fandom of Tumblr!! I bring you a challenge :]

You can really draw anything you’d like to based on the themes and of course you don’t HAVE to do this or anything, but! I thought making my own little fandom challenge would be fun so it would be cool if you guys tagged along :0 also please tag your post with #octonautsweek so I can see ur swaggy art. Alrighty that’s all, have a good day/night :]]

I'm tired as hell right now, so here's each Octonauts reaction to being told to go to sleep and stuff. I apologize in advance for the formatting, I have no idea what I'm doing

Tw for swearing

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Person: Please go to sleep

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Barnacles: After this last mission-

Peso: You said that five missions ago Captain...

Barnacles:

Barnacles: after this last mission-

Peso: Captain no-

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Kwazii: ONLY IF YOU CAN CATCH ME-

*crashes into wall while doing a flip*

Tweak from around the corner: Dumbass

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Peso: No worries! I haven't been at it for too long!

Barnacles: Define "not too long"

Peso:

Peso, now panicking: Roughly-

Barnacles: Sleep. Now.

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Shellington: No worries, I've done this several times before!

Professor Inkling: When was the last time you slept?

Shellington: Around 6 - 8

Professor Inkling: 6 - 8 what?

Shellington: Yes

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Dashi: No💖

Shellington: How did you do that-?

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Tweak: Sleep is for the weak, not for the Tweak

Dashi: Holy shit she's so tired that she started to make rhymes-

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Professor Inkling: Sleep is an illusion and time is a social construct, which was actually made by- *starts rambling*

No one dares to convince Professor to go to sleep

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Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but it starts semi canon and gets more chaotic as it goes

Tw for swearing, mention of fire, Kwazii wanting to fight a God

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Barnacles: Now look, I know I'm not that good at asking for help-

Kwazii: You've almost drowned. Several times

Tweak: And almost got crushed. Several times

Peso: You've been stung the most out of all of us

Dashi: I have video of you getting attacked by am octopus and Shellington trying to pry it off of you

Shellington: You are the living embodiment of that dog in a room filled with fire

Barnacles: OK, I get it-

Professor Inkling: No you don't.

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Tweak, looking at her screwdriver: How did you manage to break this?

Kwazii: I missed the screw

Tweak: HOW DID YOU MISS THE SCREW-

Kwazii: I'M LITERALLY WEARING AN EYEPATCH-

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Professor Inkling: So, how did this happen again?

Kwazii: there was a spider.

Peso: So you grabbed a lighter and febreeze?!

Kwazii: there was a SPIDER.

Shellington: You could have used a cup and paper? Or called Captain!

Kawzii: Captain, back me up!

Barnacles: To be fair that was a giant ass spider, fire was the only way-

Peso: A COUCH WAS SET ON FIRE!

Kwazii: AND SO WAS THE SPIDER! >:/

Professor Inkling: Ehh, good enough reason

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Tweak: Why is Kwazii screaming?

Barnacles: Why wouldn't Kwazii be screaming?

Shellington: If you were smart you'd be doing the same thing

Kwazii in the background: I'M GOING TO FUCKING FIGHT A GOD AND WIN!

Peso: Shouldn't we stop him?

Tweak: No, I'll get Dashi, we need to record this.

Peso: wHY ARE WE RECORDING THIS?

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Literally anyone: Shellington go to sleep.

Shellington: Tell that to the 5 hour energy I drank 5 minutes ago- *passes out on table*

I would just like to point out that during the Sea Anemone Creature Report, they show 2 Anemone stinging each other (or fighting). They are also chanting "Go Anemone! Go Anemone! Go Anemone!" while showing fight.

So basically what I'm trying to say is that half of the octonauts would place bets on a sea anemone fight- (/hj)

Who's ready for more Incorrect Octonauts stuff? Tw for swearing ^^ _________________________ Kwazii, with a look of fake horror on their face: Why would you eat a child? Shellington, eating scrambled eggs: Why wouldn't you eat a child? Peso walking into the room: I'm sorry WHAT-? _________________________ Tweak, playing genshin impact: Why are there always so many slimes near Dawn Winery? Dashi, having read that story: oh fuck _________________________ Peso: I spent hell knows how many years in medical school, but never once have you failed to amaze me. Kwazii, somehow tangled in a giant rubber band: I try _________________________ Captain Barnacles: Please don't piss on the jellyfish.

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Professor Inkling, watching the Vegamals get into an argument: I have no clue what's happening, but I'm betting $30 on Turnip Shellington, in shock: You can't do that! Professor Inkling: Watch me. _________________________

Incorrect Octonauts Quotes, but it's dumb things I've managed to say/do ^^ Tw for swearing/mention of knife _________________________ Captain Barnacles: Where did you say you were going? Kwazii, holding a plastic knife: To fuck something up. Not sure what, but I'll find it on the way. _________________________ Shellington, walking into Tweaks room: What are you listening to? Tweak: I Fucked Your Mom. (An actual song) Shellington: paRDON THE FUCK-? _________________________ Peso, looking at Captain holding an "unconscious" Kwazii: What did you manage to do this time? Barnacles, trying to lie: I threw Kwazii into a door. Peso: You what- Kawzii, snapping up: You what? _________________________ Dashi, recommending books: This is an friends to enemies to friends to enemies again to lovers with a lot of angst, and some smut. Professor Inkling: What language was that? Dashi, holding her phone up: Wattpad and Ao3 _________________________ Kwazii: I'm reckless as fuck, but they're reckless as fuck-er. _________________________ Peso: This is a fever test _________________________ Shellington: Now look, I know this looks bad, but I could be so much worse! I know this because it was worse the first time it happened. _________________________ Dashi: So how did this happen? Tweak, covered in corn starch: I genuinely don't know at this point. _________________________

Me: Oh hey, I have a tumblr now, should I post anything?

Brain: Octonauts hyperfixation

Me: What?

Brain:

Dope is on my mind 24/7

Not in denial anymore

When you're pupils have been blown the ducks out for literal months

Tryna meet dope tweakers

like, reblog and send me an ask or a message!! im bored and looking to meet new folks

Is anybody awake??

when you havent smoked in a second and your hands are shaking so much ou cant light the bowl...

i feel like a part of my soul is missing when im not spun

RAWWW EATS OMG YIPEEE!!!

Art trade!!!

Slightly different within filteration.

This was for @tezi114 !! Go follow him he’s super swaggy >:)