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Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but I have no idea what I'm doing
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Kwazii: You know, we really have to stop meeting like this~
Shellington: Maybe we would if you STOPPED BREAKING INTO MY ROOM
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Shellington: Can you name one city in Oklahoma?
Dashi, panicking: Oklahoma city?
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Sharks: We have you surrounded >:)
More sharks: Lunch is served >:3
Barnacles: I've got this!
Barnacles: *swims into the group of sharks*
Peso, already pullout out his medical kit and sounding the Octoalert: Why does this keep happening...
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Kwazii: Balln't
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Shellington: Oh come on, it can't be that hot! I'm sure you'll be fine!
Tweak: You know, just because I've been set on fire doesn't mean I LIKE hot things-
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All of the Vegamals: Contrary to popular belief, I'm not edible!
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Barnacles, trying to walk in 1 inch heels and almost falling: Ok, I don't think these work for me...
Tweak walking by in 6 inch heels with ease: Amateur
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Kwazii: Ok, so hear me out: Crimes
Barnacles: I hear you, but I propose this: Not Crimes
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Dashi: Ok, I've updated everyone's social media, and posted a few things for each of you as well
Barnacles: Thank you Dashi, but, quick question, why does my tag say "Dilf"?
Dashi, looking at all the comments on Barnacles posts trying not to laugh: No rEason-
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Professor Inkling: So, what would you bring to the team?
Kwazii: Swords
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I've seen all of the Barnacles simps here, that one quote is directed to you
Tweak x Kwazii incorrect quotes?
You got it! ^^
Making this one fairly long because I haven't seen much content for this ship (and want to give the shippers something fun)
Half of these are clearly relationship, while the other half is random ^^"
Tw/Cw for swearing
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Tweak: I don't need sleep, sleep is for the weak! I'm not tired, I'll be fine >:3
Kwazii: Come on, it will be lonely! Just come at cuddle with me at least
Tweak: Are... you trying to seduce me into have a proper sleep schedule??
Kwazii:
Kwazii: is it working-
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Tweak: Kwazii, give me your hand
Kwazii, confused: Ok????
Tweak: *clips bracelet around their wrist*
Kwazii: Oh, thank! Umm, what is this for??
Tweak: To make sure people know you're mine >:1
Kwazii:
Kwazii: (,,Ծ‸Ծ,,)
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Kwazii: So, she kissed me
Barnacles: And you kissed her back?
Kwazii: No, her mouth, wHY would I kiss her back???
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Tweak: Life is kind of like Kwazii.
Tweak: Fast, unpredictable, but full of energy and excitement
Kwazii: Aww, thanks-
Tweak: and short
Kwazii:
Kwazii: >:/
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Tweak: Hey, I found a spider! A cool little thing, just vibing and eating other bugs-
Tweak: ...
Tweak: Fuck where did it go?
Kwazii: TWEAK WHAT THE FUCK!!!
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Tweak: Remember what I told you
Kwazii: I love you
Kwazii: And to stop crashing the Gup B
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Tweak: I have invited you all here to play one of the deadliest games ever made
Kwazii: Just Dance with nunchucks
Tweak:
Tweak: I was going to say lazer tag
Tweak: But now I'm interested...
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Kwazii: Every zoo can be a petting zoo if you're daring enough!
Tweak: How many times have you been kicked out of the zoo?
Kwazii: Next question!
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Kwazii: I can't do this without you Tweak! You're an essential part of the team and plan!
Tweak: You can do it without me, it would just be less stylish
Tweak:
Tweak: and a complete train wreck...
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Kwazii, coming back from a mission disappointed: T^T
Tweak: Kwazii, what did you think a tiger shark way??
Kwazii: I BELIEVED!!! AND SHELLINGTON LIED!!!
Shellington laughing in the back: >:3
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Kwazii: Are you ever going to listen to me or my ideas on gup modifications??
Tweak: Of course
Kwazii: Really!? When? Because I have a lot of ideas-
Tweak: When you stop crashing the gup whenever I add something new
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Tweak: How was your visit with your grandfather?
Kwazii: Pretty good! He taught me some laws of the wild
Tweak: Really? What kind?
Kwazii: Well for one if an alligator eats someone close to you then that alligator will instantly take their place
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Kwazii: Are we fighting or flirting?
Tweak: I have you pinned against a wall with a screwdriver aimed at you-
Kwazii: And?
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Tweak: I have no idea how I'm attracted to you
Kwazii: WELL YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME NOW!!!
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Kwazii: We had a date planned!
Tweak, confused: What date???
Kwazii: *aggressively points to a pirate based coloring book*
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I hope you enjoyed!! ^^
Requests are still open :>
More Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but everyone is struggling
(Also, I do take incorrect quote + headcanon/scenario requests!!! I do Individual, shipping*, and more** ^^)
[*yes that includes poly ships, rarepairs, and more, as long as they aren't illegal/abusive/toxic]
[**if I don't know the character I'll do some research on them, but I can't promise it will be 100% accurate]
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Professor Inkling: Alright, this is a fairly simple question, I just need your honest answer
Dashi, who's only slept an hour: sure
Professor Inkling: What were you doing last night that lead to you only getting an hour of sleep?
Dashi, who spent the entire night editing photos/videos and texting Tweak: • - •,
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Shellington: *face down on his desk*
Barnacles: Is he dead?
Peso: maybe
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Tweak: As you can see, the average amount of gup crashes has gone down this month!
Barnacles: Really? That's amazing! What caused it?
Tweak: Well Shellington hasn't driven any of the gups alone
Shellington: I'm not that reckless!
Tweak: Why don't we ask the Gup D what they think?
Shellington: ...
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Kwazii: I think I'm falling for you
Shellington, still oblivious: Then get up. Here I'll help you-
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Incorrect Octonauts Quotes but everyone is panicking and doing actions
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Tweak: Captain is coming, act natural!
Kwazii: *stands on ceiling somehow*
Shellington: *is asleep on the floor covered in research*
Dashi: *takes pictures of Kwazii and glass*
Peso: *panic bangades a chair*
Professor Inkling: *starts talking about books to a wall*
Tweak: great job *starts disassembling a table*
Captain Barnacles walking in: ??? •─────✧─────•
Kwazii: THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!
Tweak: *jumps on table*
Peso: *jumps into water*
Shellington: *jumps on to Kawzii for some reason*
Barnacles: *dies because he doesn't understand the game and is confused*
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Tweak: fuck
Barnacles: Language
Tweak: fuck-eth
Barnacles: No-
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Barnacles: Hello Octonauts, this is your Captain speaking
Kwazii: AND THIS IS YOUR LITUNENT SHOUTING
Barnacles: Yes, and-
Kwazii: *incoherent yelling*
Barnacles: *puts Kwazii's helmet up, silencing him*
Barnacles: Anyways, we're stuck inside a cave
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I'm running out of ideas again T~T
Incorrect Octonauts Quotes
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Kwazii: You can de-escalate anything by saying "are we about to kiss"
Kwazii: But not crashing the gup
Kwazii: That will get a wrench thrown at you
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Barnacles: We have to appreciate the smaller things in life
Dashi, in tears: I love and appreciate you Peso
Peso: What
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Professor Inkling: *sounds Octoalert*
Barnacles: Is everything ok Professor?
Professor Inkling: Yes, but I found our next mission
Kwazii: Is it a new monster to hunt!?
Dashi: New creatures to photograph?
Shellington: Something new to study?
Professor Inkling: No.
Professor Inkling: Therapy.
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Tweak, trying to bake a cake: Just add some of sugar, mix, and it's good to bake!
*2 hours later*
Tweak: I made this cake for you ^^
Dashi: Aww, thanks!
Dashi:
Dashi: why is it salty-
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Kwazii: I have a new kid
Barnacles: another turtle or dolphin?
Kwazii: no
Kwazii: *holds up a large raccoon*
Kwazii: his name is Patchy
Barnacles: why do you keep doing this?
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Peso: What are you listening to?
Dashi: Here, listen!
Peso:
Peso: What is this?
Dashi: no clue
(She was listening to glitchcore)
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Headcanon that Kwazii will randomly bring back baby animals because they follow them
Also that Tweak struggles to tell salt and sugar apart, even if they are in different containers (like one is a duck and the other is a mouse)