Order Of The Phoenix - Blog Posts

With the general consensus around James Potter being “ yeah he was an ass in school but he grew out of it and changed for the better”, I often wonder if that would still hold true if the entirety of Snape’s Worst Memory was shown in the movie. And I mean everything.

Not just Snape being verbally humiliated and emasculated in front of all his peers, but being (the equivalent of) tied up and gagged, and forcibly putting him in a position that exposes his underwear and threatened even further with exposing his private areas.

Reading the scene should be enough to leave a bad taste in anyone’s mouth but to see it play out visually, it would be harder to brush it off as “boyish behavior or horseplay” imo.

Basically the whole OoTP movie

Have a biscuit, Potter. 🍪🍪 ————————————– Hi! Long time no post! I’ve decided to upload the exclusive comics I made for my Obliviate comic books a while back! I’m still not in the Harry Potter spirit very much (thanks JKR), but I’ve gotten a lot of messages from lovely folks who would like me to continue to sell my physical comic books. I’ve put my remaining stock up at a discount in my Etsy shop if you want to nab one. 📚✨  I’ll upload the other 2 comics in the next couple of weeks! Hope you all are doing well! ❤❤

idk i felt like doing something a little different and my sister started reading Harry Potter so have a Luna

Admit it

You hate her more than Voldemort.

 We’ll Meet Again

“They tell of a tale in these London parts. That the devil and the wondering soul meet once every century......”

Prophecy: 

Behold, the Dark Lord, shrouded in night,

With cunning eyes that gleam with a wicked light.

He sought power, a thirst that never waned,

And found it in two girls, their powers untamed.

The first, an obscurial, her magic twisted,

A parasitic force, dark and unassisted.

Her heart consumed by anger and pain,

She unleashed destruction, a torrent of disdain.

The second, a Veela, of ancient blood,

Her lineage was renowned, a power understood.

To cheat Death, to rise from ashes anew,

A gift passed down, rare and true.

The Dark Lord, in his arrogance and greed,

Though he could control them, and fulfill his need.

But little did he know, their destinies entwined,

Two forces combined, an alliance enshrined.

The obscurial, with her dark might,

Found solace in the Veela's light,

Their powers melded, a force so strong,

They united against the Dark Lord's wrong.

With their combined strength, they rose in might,

Fighting against the Dark Lord's blight.

They shattered his plans, broke his hold,

Their powers are unstoppable, brave, and bold.

The Dark Lord, now faced with defeat,

Brought to his knees, humbled and beat.

The girls, victorious, brought him down,

His reign of darkness forever drowns.

So ends the tale of the Dark Lord's plight,

Thwarted by two girls, with powers so bright.

Their alliance is a symbol of hope and might,

A prophecy fulfilled, in the battle for light.

COMING SOON!!!! chapters will be uploaded here on Tumblr, Wattpad, and Ao3

 We’ll Meet Again

“They tell of a tale in these London parts. That the devil and the wondering soul meet once every century......”

Prophecy: 

Behold, the Dark Lord, shrouded in night,

With cunning eyes that gleam with a wicked light.

He sought power, a thirst that never waned,

And found it in two girls, their powers untamed.

The first, an obscurial, her magic twisted,

A parasitic force, dark and unassisted.

Her heart consumed by anger and pain,

She unleashed destruction, a torrent of disdain.

The second, a Veela, of ancient blood,

Her lineage was renowned, a power understood.

To cheat Death, to rise from ashes anew,

A gift passed down, rare and true.

The Dark Lord, in his arrogance and greed,

Though he could control them, and fulfill his need.

But little did he know, their destinies entwined,

Two forces combined, an alliance enshrined.

The obscurial, with her dark might,

Found solace in the Veela's light,

Their powers melded, a force so strong,

They united against the Dark Lord's wrong.

With their combined strength, they rose in might,

Fighting against the Dark Lord's blight.

They shattered his plans, broke his hold,

Their powers are unstoppable, brave, and bold.

The Dark Lord, now faced with defeat,

Brought to his knees, humbled and beat.

The girls, victorious, brought him down,

His reign of darkness forever drowns.

So ends the tale of the Dark Lord's plight,

Thwarted by two girls, with powers so bright.

Their alliance is a symbol of hope and might,

A prophecy fulfilled, in the battle for light.

COMING SOON!!!! chapters will be uploaded here on Tumblr, Wattpad, and Ao3

I FINALLY BOUGHT ALL THE FUCKING HARRY POTTER BOOKS.

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST MOMENT IN MY LIFE AND WILL ALWAYS BE. I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM THIS LUCKY. OH GOD, HE REALLY IS BLESSING ME RIGHT NOW.

As a new Potterhead, this is one of the biggest achievement I've got since I'm in this fandom. Now I can read the books after watching the movies way too much. And now I can compare the scenes from the books and the movies. And I'm pretty much sure the books are better than movies. But I don't really know because I just read few chapters on the first book.

So, I just wanna say thanks to my mom because buying me these books. It was expensive at my place. So, thank you so much mom for these. Love you 😘

Okay now I'm gonna read all the books and I'm so excited to read the sixth book because they said this book is that time when Harry is obsessed with Draco. And you know me love some Drarry actions. 😉😏

movie ron: i’ll heh go easy on you. even though you have consistently showed us how proficient you are at spellcasting and how hyper confident you are at magic. i’m the Man so i’ll go easy, don’t worry my overwhelming manliness will not allow me to disarm a poor defenceless girl

book ron: [excitedly] I DISARMED HERMIONE THREE WHOLE TIMES DID YOU SEE THAT HARRY DID YOU?????

Prefect Ron

One of the things that I almost never see Ron fans complain about as much as I think they could is the whole Prefect subplot that he has in OoTP. Cause pretty much, when Prefect letters come out before the start of the school year, legit EVERYONE is shocked when Ron gets the badge instead of Harry. It’s honestly a really interesting scene character-wise because NO ONE comes out of the situation looking good. The twins literally say the words “we thought that it would’ve been Harry,” and Molly takes a full page before she’s even able to comprehend that Ron has actually been singled out for having done something good. Even Hermione, who had been ecstatic when she thought that it was Harry who had got the letter, then has to do a bunch of backtracking and stuttering when she realizes that no, her fellow Gryffindor Prefect will in fact be Ron. It’s a really telling moment for Harry’s character as well, since it’s pretty much the only time when he gets a taste of Ron’s side of things. He’s jealous of his best friend for essentially the first time ever, and really struggles with how he feels about Ron “besting” him. 

It’s honestly one of my favorite moments in the whole series, not only because it features something good happening for Ron, (not to mention that this is one of the only occasions outside of Philosopher’s Stone where Dumbledore formally acknowledges Ron’s badass-ery), but because it makes clear that there are other measures of bravery besides just *being Harry Potter*, a fact which can sometimes get a little lost in the kerfuffle of everything.

But then at the end of OoTP, R*wling just goes LMAO FUCK ALL OF THAT DEEP INTROSPECTION AND MEANING, because it turns out that in actuality, the only reason that Ron was made a Prefect was because Dumbledore thought that Harry “had enough on his plate already” and didn’t want to give him any more pressure. So Harry really was the worthier Gryffindor all along and had no reason to be jealous because obviously Ron is stupid and incompetent and can never once be better in anything.

Um…Excuse me, Joanne? WHY DID YOU RUIN THAT ABSOLUTELY PERFECT SCENE WITH SOME HALF-ASSED BULLSHIT????????

Ron Weasley deserved better.

What if I told you this was my favorite Harry Potter movie? ✨

So, was no one gonna tell me that Sirius Black was only 36 when he died...? And 22 when he went to Azkaban...??? Or was I just supposed to do the math myself...? I am deeply hurt both by the fact that you people not only don’t throw out enough random HP facts/spoilers, but that you just made me sit down and do math. How dare you all...