Experience Tumblr like never before
Me when I realize I’m trans (I can go into the girls toy aisle now)
What being referred to as She/Her once does to an mf
Being pansexual is when you want chips so you grab a random bag and you don’t care what kind of chips they are you just want chips
Y’all my best friend just said “Y’know if one of us was a girl we would totally be dating”
Basically I was referred to with She/Her pronouns by somebody by mistake and now we’re here
Why am I like this
Guys I don’t wanna be Invisible again 😨
I have a head girl interview but I’m nonbinary and I prefer to be referred to a he/him than she/her when someone doesn’t use they/them.
Therefore,
Unidentified
F’ing queer
Object
And if I am assigned the role, I will:
Go on the website they get their badges on
Buy identical badges to the head girl ones
Make them say things like ‘head UFO’ and ‘head enby’ etc
Wear them at random intervals and see how long it takes for someone to notice
Laugh when I’ve left year 11 having worn a ‘head gay’ badge the entire year and nobody has noticed.
Thank you for listening to my scheme
Edit: I didn’t get Head UFO, but I did get senior prefect. Or as I like to call it, MEGA PREFECT. Fear me! All the praise, literally no responsibilities, or gender requirements.
Bisexuals only like two types of man. He’s either an absolute pathetic little skrunkly guy or he’s got a god complex and likes murder.
I LOVE THISSS HAHAHA
Who attacked tho? 😆
just saw a tiktok that said:
B I S E X U A L
P A N S E X U A L
O M N I S E X U A L
P O L Y S E X U A L
LONG AGO, THE FOUR NATIONS LIVED IN HARMONY...
i'm dying rn sdjkhajdh
Person A, introducing their current partner to their family: And that's my sister! Hey, sis!
20 years later...
Person A, introducing new partner to family: And that's my brother! Hey, trans!
Yes it was a pun all along MWHAHAHAHAH
i seem to have a knack for befriending weird little trans dudes.
Me when I see someone harass a new artist online:
Sound on*
Credits to @enkeli-moonsys
people:
me, a young aromantic:
Rainbow flag but not straight
I had a idea to make my version of sex symbol to against heteronormativity.