I Seem To Have A Knack For Befriending Weird Little Trans Dudes.

calling him manwhore in the same way ppl call raccoons trash pandas. with affection.

hot take: i love that black cats are seen as a bad omen bc it means i can gatekeep them and have them all to myself.

how it feels opening tumblr recently

this is the random shit if u even care

i changed my name based off some random shit i wrote in a rly sad journal three years ago

i sure hope being gruesomely murdered isn’t ur fetish. it certainly isn’t mine. hope this helps 🫶

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

how the lead guitarist feels showing up 20 mins late to the first concert in the outfit he wore yesterday after not answering his phone all day

tumblr adds are so funny. going from scrolling insta to scrolling tumblr is like crossing an aesthetic looking street, making it to the sidewalk and then immediately getting hit by a neon green truck with a frog face.

YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!

Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it

TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...

Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows

not me. i’m chugging my media. inhaling it if you will. i’m like a dog that hasn’t been fed since breakfast and just downs a bowl of low quality kibble without even chewing.

"consuming media" is such an overstatement. at best I'm sipping it

the inherent sadness of growing up alongside boys. watching as they are consumed by all the wrong lessons their fathers teach them. no, please don’t grow up. i miss the boy you were before your father hit your mother for the first time. before he screamed and you screamed back. before he said it has to be like this. i still love the memory of you. why must the wind beat down upon you and form you into a tree forever marred by the conditions it was forced to grow in. can i bring you back? shelter you from the wind? i guess i’ll never know. we’re both too grow to go back.