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Crack Scenario: The Trix seeing Palladium's pre-evolution form

I know the true nature of his 'evolution' is unclear in canon, so for this little scenario, I'm going off of the HC that it's a spell

So imagine this: The Trix are attacking some fairies in one of Palladium's outdoor classes. Of course, Palladium is fighting them off while his students get to safety. Then, something happens (maybe Darcy casts a certain spell) and Palladium's evolution spell breaks

The Trix, for a moment, are silent, in shock. Then they just start RIOTING

Like:

"OH MY WITCHES, LOOK AT HIM, HE'S A GODDAMN TWINK"

"HE LOOKS LIKE THE KIND OF GUY WE'D SHOVE INTO A LOCKER, I CAN'T"

"I JUST CAN'T TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY"

Then they either decide to finish beating his ass, or they just straight up leave, because they're not beating up this little shrimp of a man when there are goody-two-shoes fairies they can torment

Since you’re taking requests for Winx Club could you do Professor Palladium with a fairy s/o?

Ah yes, Professor Legolas. I feel like every single person who watched Winx had a teacher crush on him.

Professor Palladium and fairy s/o (Winx)

S/o being a fairy doesn’t really shock Palladium. Granted, fairies are rare as there are only 1-2 per planet, but this is a man who is regularly surrounded by fairies-in-training every single day. 

It does however give them something to connect over. Palladium’s studies are primarily in magic and he would be thrilled to have an s/o that can discuss its intricacies with him. They are the couple that reguarly has hearts-to-hearts over the historical implementations of charms, including their multiple evolutions. 

Palladium in a relationship is complicated. Though he has grown to be more confident in both himself and his teaching abilities Palladium struggles in the uncharted territory that is a relationship. Those old insecurities rear up their old heads. He wants to hold their hand, but he’s not sure they want him to want to hold their hand. What if he’s boring them? 

These insecurities cause this relationship to be hands-off for a while. It’s not that he’s against affection; he’s just not good at knowing when to be affectionate. Once he’s had time with his s/o to really get to know their preferences, he is much more inclined to be physically affectionate. 

People usually have 1 love language, but they can have two. Palladium is one of those people who have 2. 

Words of affirmation - Compliments, compliments, compliments. Compliments destroy his insecurities with time and consistency. For a long while, it’s a guaranteed way to make him flushed too. It doesn’t need to be spoken! A sweet note stuffed between the pages of his schedule book, wishing a happy day to the loveliest man, will make him damn-near swoon. 

Physical Affection - I know I just said the relationship is hands-off at the start, but this is a man who is touch-starved. Victorian levels of touch-starved; the first time their hands brushed against one another on accident Palladium had to excuse himself before he melted into a puddle. 

There does come a day where there’s a shift. Relationships at their start always have hurdles - figuring out what people’s boundaries are, finding confidence in certain actions - but once that is found, people are generally more confident. Palladium included. Day after day he gets more confident, more daring in his affection. Flirty banter becomes a thing (out of sight of his students, at least). More open affection (kisses on the back of the hand, flirty lines tossed their way as he tucks a hair behind their ear). S/o spent so long making him flustered that he is dead set on evening the score, and then some. 

Are you really that sure? 🕷️🥰😘😍❤️😉😄😁😆😏😌☺️😂🤣✨👀👉🏻👈🏻

How can you determine if a person is interesting as you are?

As I am? I don't know if- maybe Eurus? Usually, it's just interesting on a fuckability scale. Never placed myself in the equation. Seems... unfair to the others.

i don’t remember if i requested this already but may i request an nsfw scenario where cisfem reader and grelle get steamy in the office pls?

note— yes yes yes 30x yes!! imagine grell in this ... she is so majestic i can’t. mama mama mamaaa.—☆💋💄

rated: smut! includes: (risky sex, riding, nipple play, biting, drawing blood??? a little, noisy&needy grell :3)

tire out— ft. grell sutcliff w/c: 864

the office was dimly lit, filled with the quiet hum of paperwork being processed and cinematic records being sorted. grell, ever the vibrant death connoisseur, strutted among her office, files in hand. 

“honestly, darling… they’re just piling up today… like a mountain of paperwork!” she tuts, prompting a snort from you.

“your job is ridiculous.”

“pardon?!”

a tense silence follows her gasp as you try to find the right wording. 

“treating human souls like mere paperwork is so oddly dehumanizing, don’t you think? it’s funny.”

“well, dear, that’s the whole point,” she collapses onto the chair at her desk, spinning around on it idly. “us reapers have to do repeat that process to revise the cinematic records then to find if they’re worthy of death.. ughhhh… *so* exhausting.” 

her rambling was nothing short of endearing, that’s for sure. grell throws hear head back, leaning back on her chair dramatically. she sneaks a peek at you, who stands over her desk, lost in thought.

“did you hear me?”

“your bitch and complain? yeah, i did.”

grell’s eyebrows furrow. 

“oh, you wound me! you have no idea how *exhausted* i ammmm….” she trails off, giving you another hinting side eye. 

you bite back a chuckle, taking the hint too well before sitting right upon her desk while simultaneously pushing aside her paperwork.

“oh yeah? how exhausted?” 

like a moth to a flame, grell finally sits straight on her chair, her thighs clutching shut at your purr.

“quite… quite exhausted yes,” her ears flush along with her glasses lightly slipping down that bridge of her nose. 

so gorgeous.

you run your hands through her long, fiery hair before tugging her in.

“you couldn’t use any extra exhausting, could you?” 

your voice was lightly taunting with a gentle pout to your lips, down to your working fingers that teasingly trace her open collarbone, thanks to grell’s classy striped blouse.

the reapers green eyes sparkle with delight before looking around in a tiny excited panic.

“i could certainly use a change of pace…”

before you two knew it, you were straddling grell in her chair, your hands roaming freely against her chest. you could feel grell's breath hitch as you settled yourself on her lap, her crimson painted nails digging lightly into the fabric of your clothes.

you leaned in close, your lips brushing against her ear. "let's see if i can help with that exhaustion," you whispered, your hand slipping down to unbutton her trousers.

grell's eyes fluttered shut, her body trembling with anticipation as your hand found its way to her already stiffened cock. "darling..." she breathed, her voice a mix of desire and desperation.

you began to stroke her slowly, savoring the way her body reacted to your touch. her hips bucked against your hand, seeking more friction. "so needy, grell," you teased, a smirk playing on your lips.

her response was a low, throaty moan as you increased your pace, her grip on your waist tightening. you could feel her getting closer, her breath coming in ragged gasps. her teeth sink down on your neck, initiating a sharp stinging sensation that made you cry out in a miserable attempt to be quiet. just when she was on the brink, you slowed down, drawing a frustrated muffled whine from her.

"patience, love," you cooed, your fingers now tracing her collarbone and slipping beneath her blouse to tease her pretty pink nipples. grell withdrew her mouth from you, proudly tasting a hint of your blood from that harsh bite.

"please," she begged, her voice cracking slightly.

you couldn't resist any longer. standing up briefly, you lowered tugged down her panties lightly. you straddled her again, guiding her inside your cunt with a slow, deliberate movement that had you both groaning in unison.

as you settled into a steady rhythm, you leaned back, allowing your fingers to play with her nipples. grell's head lolled back against the chair, her hands clutching at your hips as you rode her.

the office was filled with the sounds of your shared pleasure, the papers and cinematic records forgotten. you kept your movements slow, savoring every sensation, while your hands continued to tease her sensitive nipples.

"how’s that feel, sweetheart?" you murmured, your voice dripping with tenderness.

"so good," she gasped, her hands gripping your thighs as she tried to maintain control. "don't stop... please..."

you quickened your pace slightly, bouncing on her lap and letting out a couple of squeaks here and then…

“dear… o-oh dear, m’ gonna… ngh! cumming…” grell whines onto your neck, her thighs quivering uncontrollably. “shh, lower it down, baby,” you murmur as you oush her face onto your cleavage to muffle her up.

with a final, deep thrust, you both found release, your bodies trembling together in the aftermath. as you collapsed against her, grell's arms wrapped around you, holding you close.

"you certainly know how to... change the pace," she panted, a satisfied smile on her lips.

you chuckled, pressing a kiss to her lips. "anything for you, darling. now, about that paperwork..."

grell groaned playfully, her head falling back against the chair. "later," she murmured, pulling you in for another kiss. "much later."

. . .

If you could assign the BB cast basic minimum wage jobs for this holiday season, where would they work & how long do you think they'd last before getting fired (or quitting in a blind rage)

Ciel Phantomhive = buying christmas tree decorations. He would get fired for shouting at people, from having bottled up his angry.He would last about ½ weeks at the most.

Sebastian Michaelis = christmas chef. He would quit, Sebastian would not get fired, he’s perfect. He would quit after a week.

Alois Trancy = Being in charge of a christmas bake sales. He would be fired for always shouting at the customores and using fowl language. He would last 4 days.

Claude Faustus = Cleaning up after christmas dinners. He would quit, from just getting tired of everyones bull shit. He would last 2/3 weeks.

Ronald Knox = He would be in charge of being a bar tender at a cheap bar. He would be fired, because he was caught trying to poison one of the annoying customers. He would last 6 days.

Madam Red = Wrapping gifts for charitys. She would be fired, after she started bitching at a person who demanded to have 4 gifts for her 2 kids, even tho you can only have 1 gift per child. She lasted 5 days.

Fluffy relationship headcanons with Grell? (pretty please)

//No problem, dear :) Please enjoy//

Grell

She is the biggest romantic there ever was. Anything relatively romantically cliché will make her swoon like there is no tomorrow. If her partner gives her flowers or chocolates, she may just faint in their arms.

She is a huge cuddler and touchy-feely person. She loves just being in contact with her partner and knowing they are there.

Although she may not always show it, she really needs reassurance, and adores it whenever her partner compliments her/tells her they love her.

She would need a partner who could put up with her dramatic reactions, and wouldn’t mind if she squealed and fussed over how adorable they are.

Dates would be a big thing for her, as she would always want to go out and flaunt their relationship.

Telling her she is a “deadly efficient” reaper would boost her confidence immensely, although she already knows she’s the best one around. If her partner were to tell her this, she would not be able to wait until she could brag about it to all of the other reapers when she went to work next.

I know. That makes it so funny! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘😄😁😆😉😌☺️🤣😂💯👀👉🏻👈🏻

... I can't even send a gif? Boooring!

Fascinating that you have been testing it.

Are you bored or are you jealous of the new case I'm working on?

Well, then I think it's time for you to deduce and find out! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘😄😁😆😉😌☺️🤣😂💯👀👉🏻👈🏻

... I can't even send a gif? Boooring!

Fascinating that you have been testing it.

Are you bored or are you jealous of the new case I'm working on?

Yes, you are. You may not openly show it, but you care about people! We all know! Or at least, some of us do! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘😄😁😆😉😌☺️🤣😂💯👀👉🏻👈🏻

... I can't even send a gif? Boooring!

Fascinating that you have been testing it.

Are you bored or are you jealous of the new case I'm working on?

Aww, highfuctioning sociopath or not, you're a sweet guy, Sherlock! Also, it would be pretty funny of Holmium was a gas, sadly though, it isn't! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘😄😁😆😉😌☺️🤣😂😅💯👀👉🏻👈🏻

... I can't even send a gif? Boooring!

Fascinating that you have been testing it.

Are you bored or are you jealous of the new case I'm working on?

And a very good one at that! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘😄😁😆😉😌☺️🤣😂💯👀👉🏻👈🏻

... I can't even send a gif? Boooring!

Fascinating that you have been testing it.

Are you bored or are you jealous of the new case I'm working on?

Got a kind of aniversary even, which is spending 25 Valentine's Days single! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘😄😁😆😉☺️😌🤣😂😅🫠💯👀👉🏻👈🏻

... I can't even send a gif? Boooring!

Fascinating that you have been testing it.

Are you bored or are you jealous of the new case I'm working on?

Happy Valentine's Day, by the way! To you and to @thedetectivefrom221b!! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘😄😁😆😉☺️😌👉🏻👈🏻

... I can't even send a gif? Boooring!

Fascinating that you have been testing it.

Are you bored or are you jealous of the new case I'm working on?

Without asking me to come along? Rude! 🕷️❤️🥰😍😘😄😁😆😉☺️😌👉🏻👈🏻

... I can't even send a gif? Boooring!

Fascinating that you have been testing it.

Are you bored or are you jealous of the new case I'm working on?

Thanks, Sherlock! 🕷️❤️😍🥰😘😄😁😆😅😂🤣😉☺️😌🥹🫠👉🏻👈🏻

What's more fitting for Valentine's Day than a heart? Besides a beheading, of course. Although the organ responsible for the feeling of "love", or also known as massive release of Oxytocin and Dopamine, is the brain. But culturally the heart is seen as the residing place of love. Although the heart does express Oxytocin receptors and can respond to it, in experiments even inducing stem cells to regenerate the heart. Maybe love does have its use after all.

Anyway, have a microscopy picture of a heart, showing cardiomyocytes.

Do you have any headcannons for slender?

Sure do~

Slenderman Headcanons: 

He should be considered a mafia boss with the number of people working for him.

But he's more accurately like a father with a bunch of children he hires to do work.

He's in charge of the entirety of the manor. What jobs are coming in, who does them, financial stability, electricity, water, medical needs, house repairs, etc.

In the Underworld, the mansion would be considered a business, and Slenderman is the CEO of said business. He recruits all of the residents in the mansion and they then form a sort of contract with him. This gives them immortality for the duration of the contract, grants them disguises when in the human world for reasons other than work, and it grants them room and board at the mansion.

He can project his voice outside normally, although if he needs to have a private conversation with someone he can do it inside their mind. He tries not to do this too often as he views it as an invasion of privacy.

He tries to maintain a personal level with all the residents of the mansion to make sure relationships amongst them are going well and nobody is getting too depressed, too dangerous, too angry. He likes to look out for them.

He thoroughly enjoys reading as his favorite hobby. In the mansion he has a huge library in the center of it that's several stories and has just about every book you can think of. He collects medical ones sometimes for EJ, some manga for BEN, or some YA novels for the younger creeps. One time Jane and Natalie got him into a few different YA romance novels and even though it wasn't his normal taste he got pretty into them and they talked about them over tea. This sparked a weekly book club that any of the residents can partake in.

He's also quite fond of poetry, and he even writes his own. He has that stored in the library as well although it's in a hidden section only a few people can access.

King of the kitchen. He can make just about any dish you could think to want. Being alive for so long grants you lots of time to experiment and try different foods. 

Loves gardening and has a huge garden that circles the entirety of the mansion. He takes an extreme amount of pride in it and thinks any residence isn't complete without some flowers. He is very protective of it and only allows a select few to manage it, Toby is one of them as it puts him to work and he too values flowers and nature.

While on the singing topic can you do hc/scenarios of Slender raising his child figure (maybe they became a father/child duo from being a mansion resident for so long) with singing or piano lessons bc I imagine him being so old he that he would teach her a “proper” hobby that’s been around for centuries. Sorry if this doesn’t make sense but I love the way you write cp characters😭

I went with piano~ I hope you like it~

It happens quite often that when they aren't working that the residents of the mansion will get bored, and as the father figure of the mansion, he likes to do what he can to get them interested in new hobbies and activities.

When he finds you wandering around his music room one day, utterly bored, he can't help but offer to teach you how to play something. When you say you've always wanted to learn piano, he's quite excited, and he pulls you over to the piano and sits you next to him, beginning to explain the basics.

The two of you end up meeting a few times a week to continue your piano lessons, and you begin looking forward to them. He's a very kind and patient teacher, and he's always finding something new to teach you about music.

As you begin getting better, it's also common for some of the other creeps to sit in and listen to you as you practice your piano melodies. Slender is just so proud of how good you've become, and he praises you frequently for your skills. Eventually, he begins performing duets with you on the piano, and the two of you have such a fun time together.

Can u write friendship headcanons for slenderman , jeff and masky with a frend who sticks out in the mansion for being pure , innocent and kind? The type of person that makes lunches for the proxys wen they go out for a mission and pack's the sandwiches so that are cut to look like dinosaurs and is a all around positive person to be around? Thank you!

Slender:

He appreciates you more than he could ever express. You help him out in so many ways and keep the mansion's moral up exceedingly high, and it does a lot for all of them. He tries to tell you that you don't have to be so worried over everyone and that you can take breaks and relax too, but when you tell him that it's just something you really love doing with that big happy smile of yours he just can't help but pat you on the head and thank you for it.

Jeff:

Having someone like you around does a lot of good for Jeff's mental state. Being around someone cheerful, kind, and supportive of him helps him to feel much happier and takes a lot of the stress off of his shoulders. You'll always be one of his go to's, especially when he gets off of work because your smile and bubbly attitude can always bring him back into a happy mood after all of the horrible things that he has to do out there.

Tim:

Tim feels spoiled by you, and he loves doing things in return for you as well. You've made their lives much happier and easier, and he can't thank you enough. You've especially done so much for Toby, and Tim is almost amazed at how much Toby has grown as a person since you've been around. Whenever you make lunch for them before work Tim always makes it up to you by making you dinner, just so he can express his thanks.

Can I pls have some nsfw slenderman headcanons 😗

Ask and thou shall receive. NSFW below~

Prepare to be pampered by not only the king of the kitchen but also the king of the bedroom. This man is experienced and he can give it to you any way you want it. You want him to slam you into the mattress for a few hours? Bend over for him and let him get to work.  You wanna ride him until you can't anymore? Hop on. Rough sex, lovemaking, angry sex, worshipping sex. He's done it all and can give it all.

Open to lots of things if his partner wants to mix it up, but nothing in public. If he were to get caught it could jeopardize his career and the respect that he's earned over the last few centuries. 

You can't really leave marks on him because of his skin/healing powers, but if you try to anyways it'll get him even more fired up. If you want him to leave marks on you he always does it in discreet locations.

He can be loud or quiet during sex depending on his lover's preference, but if you get him too into it the noises he tries to hold in will end up reverberating around inside your mind. Best hope nobody else is close enough to hear.

He can't decide on a favorite place to finish so he'll finish wherever you want him to.

Also a God at aftercare. He'll give you a nice massage if you need one, run you a nice hot bath, or just clean you up and cuddle if that's all you really need. Always keeps a glass of water on the nightstand for you.

slenderman, toby, lj and jeff with a creep/friend who is VERY weird. Like be loud, climb random things, collect shiney objects, talk to animals, and give random things as gifts kind of weird/eccentric. Hopefully its not too weird.

Slender:

Slender generally isn't affected by your weirdness. He's got an entire house full of weirdos, what's another person with eccentric tastes on top of that? Some of your quirks he does find a bit cute, like when you find something new to add to your collections and you excitedly tell him about it, however, he definitely does not enjoy your louder moments, especially not when you're paired with some of the other loud creeps within the mansion.

Toby:

Toby absolutely adores you. You wanna be loud? Fuck yeah, dude let's go scream into the woods and try and make it echo. You wanna climb something? There are some thick vines on the mansion he likes scaling, lets go do that. You collect stuff???? So does he!! You should compare collections and get things for them together! Toby has quite an eccentric personality himself when he's in a good mood, so he can get along well with someone like this.

Laughing Jack:

Jack is drawn in towards quirky people, and you are certainly no exception. He enjoys joining you in your more eccentric activities, often inviting you to take part in some of the weirder interests he has as well. The two of you end up getting along very smoothly, and the other residents also tend to agree that the two of you have a very similar vibe and are quite compatible. 

Jeff:

Jeff also finds quirky people interesting, mostly because he likes analyzing people and figuring out why they are the way they are. But when they're just fucking weird?? Those are his favorite people. He always joins you when you're doing stupid shit because he also loves doing stupid shit, so why not do stupid shit together?? He's also usually picking up various things he thinks you might like for your collection or finding new places for you to do weird things together.

SlenderMan x Female!Reader

This fic was written based on this amazing piece of art. Thank you for allowing me to write about your artwork @zombiebooty

This forest had a history. An old, evil history and it clung to the trees like moss. The moment you crossed the treeline, you felt it settle on your skin like a cold blanket.

This was stupid. Reckless. Mad.

But you wanted to prove everyone wrong. The creature in these woods may be something evil, but surely it wanted more than death and chaos. You followed the path that winded through the trees. The light from your torch gave little guidance. It was like the forest was consuming the brightness from your torch. Continuing you down, you finally came across a page. The sketch was just like you saw in the history books, the websites too. They always warned people not to take them down. And those that did, usually ended up joining the memorial by the forest entrance. You reached out and, instead of ripping it from the tree, you merely stroked the page. Careful of the fragile paper, damaged by the wind and recent rain.

Weiterlesen

What turns the Kuroshitsuji boys on?

Weiterlesen

Sebastian claude ciel an Williams kinks ◉

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[NSFW]

Sebastian:

Blindfolding and making you feel his touch on every. single. inch of your body more intensively.

Claude:

Watching you touching yourself in the most intimate parts would be a great pleasure for him, especially if you would lasciviously repeat his name from time to time.

Ciel:

Clothed sex sometimes may be uncomfortable but is a huge turn on for him.

William:

Tying you to the bedframe by his own tie and giving you pleasure in every way he only wants.

Can I get some headcanons for Soma and/or Ciel exploring a graveyard at night with their s/o. Who knows how they managed to get rid of Angi and Sebastian, I'm sure they'll figure something out..

🎃 Soma:

He will be very excited for the idea—and less when you will actually reach the cemetery. It seemed like a great adventure idea and he is not easily frightened so he agreed without hesitation, right now, however, he will have mixed feelings about it. What if someone catches you? Arrests you? Kills you? The graveyard looked much more peaceful in the daylight, unlike in the middle of the night!

Soma will cling to your arm as if his life depended on it, suddenly remembering about all those scary folktales he head as a child and later on, during travelling arounf the world. What if all those ghosts are real? Can they hurt you anyways? Or just scare you to death?

He will be babbling more than usually, trying to kill the silence with his voice to prevent getting surprised by someone—or something. It will be rather succesful, though, since his tone will make everything want to get away from you, especially after hearing his high-pitched scream when the branch poked him on the shoulder while passing some graves near the trees.

Soma will beg you to come back home after the first few minutes on the cemetery, having enough of the adrenaline for the rest of the year. And prehaps some more, too.

🎃 Ciel:

What is even the point of that? Graveyard is dangerous in the night, this is the place where bandits could hide, after all. Still, he won’t want to ruin your mood and will agree to go exploring, although he will be extremely unwilling to waste the time like this.

After reaching the graveyard, he will mentally pat his own shoulder and admit that he was right from the very beginning—as always—seeing that this place was just perfect to hide from the eyes of rightful men. Good thing, he will bring a gun with him.

He will wander with you through the tombs, lazily taking next steps and wondering why did he even agree for that. Ciel will be completely and utterly bored, it is not like the dead can do you any harm and all the ghosts are nothing more than a fairytale told to the children to keep them calm and quiet. The silence surrounding the graveyard will be rather peaceful, though, as if it was completely divided from the outside world where all his duties and struggles were awaiting for his return.

He will be careful and observing yet relaxed during the whole exploring, knowing that he should protect you when needed, but not allowing the fear to take over his guts. For him, it will be nothing but an unnecessary stroll in the middle of the night, although he will think about your hand firmly holding his for a long time since you will come back to the manor.

He will catch a cold after that.

Body worship headcanons for Soma and Agni, please 🙏 thank you, thank you, thank you!

Alrighty!

Prince Soma:

Is definitely the type who would prefer receiving praises than giving them, partly because he doesn’t think he’s good at it, partly because he simply enjoys being spoiled. It doesn’t mean that he wouldn’t try it the other way around, on the contrary—if his lover would ever shower him with affection during sex, he would want to repay her equally.

Once you would move your kisses from his lips down his neck and then chest, he would melt under your touch. Draw your fingers down his sides, feel his ribs rising when he inhales deeply and arches his back just to show you how much he’s enjoying it, longing for you. Kiss his skin, lick it, bite it, whisper sweet nothings against it and he would turn into a mess, squirming on the velvet sheets and pleading you to never stop.

Tell him he’s a good boy.

Additionally, it would be very hard to not worship the prince, considering the way he might sometimes dress up for the passionate night with you. The scent of incenses, the bright coloured sheets, the dim light of the candles and him, dressed in thin, golden jewelry decorating his neck and waist and arms and ankles. His skin would smell of various body oils and perfume—intense but fitting him perfectly. Delicious.

He would love it if you took your time with him, praising him and his body. It would be a shame to finish the fun so quickly, since the night was so young, after all. The thing which would make him no less excited but definitely more flustered is if you repeated that you love him. Say it over and over again while slowly massaging the inner sides of his thighs and he would start stuttering when trying to say the same to you.

Agni:

Surprisingly or not, worshipping your body comes naturally to Agni, whether you would mention wanting to try it out or not. There was not a single time when he wouldn’t be worshipping you—caressing your body, stroking it in just the perfect ways and looking at you with such an endless amount of love that you would feel completely naked underneath him, if you weren’t already bare.

The very idea of having you in his bed is enough to make Agni’s cheeks warm and when it would happen, he would definitely want it to be as wonderful as possible. He would give you compliments, comment on those parts of the body you might not find particularly attractive (and with some undisclosed poetic skill cherish them with the sweetest words) and use his fingers to perform real magic upon your skin.

That is, because Agni has a great knowledge about bodies in general and so, no soft points would slip past his attention. He would find them all, touch them, massage, knead and leave open-mouthed kisses on them. None of your insecurities will be safe while Agni is on his watch!

He would literally show you things you had no idea were that pleasant, for example (if you were willing and allowed it, of course) he might give you the most relaxing feet massage. Then, he would move up to your calves and higher to the thigs, making sure that all your muscles are not tensed anymore.

His fingers are truly magical.

Once Agni would finally taste you, he wouldn’t let you go that easily. Watching your expression change during orgasm would be equal to the enormous wave of love for you drowning him yet once again—and he would be intoxicated by it. He would want to see you do it again and again, each time admiring how responsive you are and not being afraid to mention it from time to time. Agni would casually eat you up for the hours straight and end up with an honestly innocent stating that you taste delicious and he wants you to squeeze his tongue like that again.

Unintentionally he might cross the line of dirty talking but wouldn’t notice it until you told him. Then, he would get all flustered and become quiet.

Agh! I just saw you do bb, can I get william t. Spears, sebastian, and claude christmas shopping with their s/o?

Ahhhhhhh

Willian T. Spears would’t be used to you bouncing around like this in public, hell he was hardly used to you making a lot of noise, but here you are, giggling like a school girl. He watches with a raised brow as you rushed into shops and bought things, then refusing his request of showing him what you bought. He gave a small agitated sigh, before he walks behind you, noticing people smiling at your cheery, holiday attitude. He let a small smile make its way onto his lips. Maybe this wasn’t so bad

Sebastian Michaelis was running errands for his young master, but honestly he didn’t expect you to be there, but there you were. He shrugs, before dragging you out of the candy shop, before you were thrown out by the owner, Excuse me, ______. I don’t think it’s a good idea to piss that person off.” He stated, his deep voice soft and smooth as he looks down at you. “Come along, you can help me.” He stated, holding your hand to keep you from running off. You smiled at him and followed him quietly and happily., 

Claude Faustus was out working as well, letting out a long sigh before he rubs his neck slightly. “Where the hell did they go?’ He asks, tilting his head and running a hand through his hair, sighing to himself. “____!” He finally found you at the fountain in the square. He picks you up, tilting his head and sighing as he walked through the streets, earning a few weirded out looks, but he didn’t care at all. He needed to take you home. 

I meant how undertakers behaviour with his gf when alon 😉

The Undertaker is always cracking jokes, making his girlfriend laugh was one of his favorite things to do. Your laugh lit up his day and made him smile, no matter the situation. He’s known to be a bit touchy when it comes to his scars, but you reassure him of course. And when he wants to get into the mood, you feel it. He pushes his hair away from his eyes and smirks, watching your every move hungrily. But he’s a gentleman and won’t touch without consent. He may give occasional shoulder kisses and hugs from behind but he’s always waiting and patient. Hell he waited for a long time for you, what’s a few more months or years?

Hello. Can you do boyfriend scenarios with Ronald knox (from kuroshitsuji / Black Butler). Like how he takes care of his s/o, and how he acts with them.

Wow, it’s been so long since I’ve done anything on this blog, man. And since this is more like headcanons I hope you don’t mind that’s what I’m doing.

Ronald Knox 

He’d love taking care of you, especially when you’re sick. He’d be all giggly and super loving, but also kind of a dick. He’d definitely tease you about getting ill so easily.

He’s an even bigger goofball when you’re around, because then it’s easier for him to love and hug up on you. He’s joking and very playful.

Usually he’s very energetic and sarcastic around you, but when he’s around others he’s very overprotective.

When his glasses are off, his hearing is heightened and when he sleeps next to you he likes to listen to your breathing.

He likes surprise kisses.

But I though he was a(n army) doctor, not a vet? 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍😅😉😏😋☺️🤭😁🙂😐😑😌👀💯👉🏻👈🏻

I was able to apprehend the suspect. I am transporting the suspect home, so you can examine it, @consult-johnhwatson.

Exactly! And no other spider can ever replace me I hope!! 🕷️❤️😘🥰😍😉😏😋☺️🤭😁😌🥺🥹😳🙂💯👀👉🏻👈🏻

Would u like a pet cat or something more exotic? A spider perhaps?

I have a Spider already, thanks.

A cat might threaten it.