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Slender family hc's (Lore and facts in my Au)

Splendorman:

(facts and little specks of lore)

The oldest of all of the siblings

Raised by his father and mother….they did NOT do a very good job.

He was very tough to grow up with, he could switch up quickly and easily.

He was very manipulative as well, and is still manipulative even now, but has worked on it.

He’s very possessive of his siblings, but most of all Slenderman. When Slenderman met Zalgo, Slender had to hide his friendship because he knew what Splendor’s reaction would be (something terrible that I’ll talk about later)

The reason Splendor was so possessive of Slender was because of how gullible Slenderman was…he’d almost never question anything he was told to do by anyone older than him (this was just the way Slenders were raised to be)

Even though Splendor was pretty messed up, he still did his best to care for his siblings..even though his love was very…tough.

“Rules for thee but not for me” kind of guy…

He was a functional alcoholic. 

The smile and eyes on his face are fully functional. He is also known as an incomplete because he has no way of switching to a completely natural looking Slender or Human. He just stays looking exactly like how he looks now.

…If you haven’t guessed yet, he envies his other brother’s abilities to shift almost completely.

Offenderman:

Second oldest

Believe it or not, he was one of the most reasonable of the older half of the siblings

He was the one who did the most to try and get Splendor to ease up on Slenderman.

For work, Offenderman was a hitman. (This deeply affected his view on humans and the world)

He hated Splendorman’s drinking, but Offenderman fell into that addiction as well as smoking. 

He was doing his very best to provide for the family, and since he was the best at shifting from human to Slender form, he was the one who could work in the human world the best.

Tenderman:

Was the most reasonable of the older half of the brothers.

He was very patient and kind. He sort of took on a motherly role.

He typically took care of cooking, cleaning, and caring for the younger siblings.

Tenderman was the one who took care of Slenderman the most when he was sick. (He still helps him even now during flare ups)

Fun Fact: his favorite season is Winter.

He was the most respectful of boundaries

He didn’t have a very good relationship with Splendorman. He thought Splendorman was too cruel (which he was…)

When it came to making decisions he spoke to Offenderman about these things because he was the other most stable in the home.

Slenderman:

1st of the younger half of siblings

He’s one year older than Trenderman

Started working for Zalgo’s father when he was young

…Got attached to Zalgo

BETRAYAL

Boom, trust issues up the wazoo

Got Slender sickness.

Had to be taken care of for several years. It weakened his limbs as well so he had to use a cane.

Appreciated everything Trenderman did for him while he was sick.

Spent a lot more time with Surrenderman. Helped him learn to read during this time as well.

He also began to realize how much Splendor was manipulating the family, and how Splendor targeted him

He withdrew from Splendorman slowly…

He also got closer with Trenderman after Trenderman began to have trouble with his love life

Trenderman

Oh boy…oh boy oh boy oh boy….

REBELLION

He didn’t care if Splendor got mad, he’d do it anyway,

He snuck out, he snuck people in, he wore what he wanted, and he did what he wanted.

He and Slender DID NOT have a good relationship.

He always thought Slender was babied…(He was not in fact babied, he was VERY SICK and needed a lot of care)

Trenderman was a middle child. He wanted attention, he just almost never got it.

Tenderman always tried his best to spend time with him though, even though that wasn’t the attention Trenderman wanted.

Trenderman wanted attention from his father and mother….he…never got that.

So he started seeking that attention from other people. People he slept with and dated.

He got heartbroken a few too many times.

And he withdrew from people.

During this, that’s when he started to get closer with Slenderman. Because Slender understood what loneliness was like.

He also realized what Slender was going through, and saw him more as a brother than competition.

Trenderman’s love for clothing started when he was 12 btw, he worked as a tailor for several years and then sort of went off to do his own clothing line later on 

He was closest with Offenderman growing up.

Surrenderman

The youngest 

He was the closest to Slenderman of all the brothers, and is still with him today,

He has a stutter that he was born with (his is genetic, his human mother had a stutter and it was passed on to him)

Slender helped him with his stutter as well as making sure Surrender knew it wasn’t his fault and that he shouldn’t be ashamed of it. (Surrender was very ashamed of his stutter because of things Splendor and his father would say to him about it. While Splendor would try to “encourage” him to speak louder, it would also become toxic and demeaning, and Surrender’s father was very cruel, telling him to “learn to speak properly, or don’t speak at all”)

Surrenderman has a passion for cooking! He liked to watch Trenderman cook and bake.

Back Surrenderman being with Slenderman to this day, I mean he lives with Slenderman.

Surrenderman, while his stutter got better, he’s still just a very timid person in general. (this has nothing to do with his stutter, that’s just how he is as a person), and he was never able to find a place to live on his own, so now he lives with him.

Slender finds him the most tolerable of the brothers.

Slender Man headcanons?

Slenderman Headcanons

Ooh boy

Probably not the worst boss in the world, not the best one either.

He's so emotionally cold. He tells jokes all the time but no one can tell.

He's about 14 feet tall 😬

He likes to go out and find Proxies and Housemates himself.

He always forgets who he sends on missions and Masky always has to plan it 🤣

He's actually a pretty good father figure. If there were more Slender-type beings I'm sure he would have a couple of kids by now.

Super family oriented, won't admit it.

Sometimes he takes in new Proxies just to baby them. They end up dying quickly though because they think they're safe from him.

He always knows who's in the mansion and who isn't.

He works on the very top floor of the mansion.

Doesn't really need sleep, so he uses his time for virtual meetings with other Urban Legends and High Status Pastas.

Him, Zalgo, and Puppeteer have a FEUD.

No they won't talk good about one another. If you ask what it is, they grumble. 😬

In reality, they're all just power hungry. :/

Doesn't really like the demons in the mansion, but they are good workers, so he keeps them around.

Slender would 100% use his tendrils to do shit. Yes they make the pasta's heads hurt.

Does he give a shit? No.

Since he technically makes the Proxies work, he pays them. Nobody knows where this money is from.

Hint, he robs banks.

Slender used to have an emo-type phase when he was about 6,000 years old. There's drawings of it.

Kills those who find out about the mansion and their loved ones. If you're not dead, chances are you are going to become a Proxy.

He likes to knit items for the housemates. He made Jeff a beanie. Jeff wears it in winter. :>

He is also surprisingly good at cooking, but makes Sadie do it.

I hope these were okay!

Slender: Splendor hand me that newspaper

Spendor: Oka- No! You're going to hit me with it.

Slender: I won't.

Splendor: Do you promise?

Slender: Yes.

Slender:

Slender: Trender, hit your brother for me.

Dungeon Bats

Animagus!Snape x Animagus!Professor!Reader Wordcount: ~1000 Summary: Severus Snape thinks the Muggle Studies professor is strange only to find out she is an animagus with an awfully familiar form.

Read here or on ao3

The Muggle Studies professor was strange.

Hogwarts always had its fair share of odd characters occupying teaching positions. Even a ghost, evidently, was capable of teaching. But he couldn’t place what it was about you that made him so suspicious. 

You were human, not like Firenze or Professor Binns. You weren’t kooky like Hagrid or Professor Trelawney. Outwardly, you appeared perfectly normal. However, there were oddities if one looked closely.

You ate fruit. Lots of it. Every day at breakfast, instead of toast, eggs, bacon, sausage, things the other teachers would partake in, your breakfast consisted of fruit and only fruit, including a cup of pumpkin juice. Your plate appeared almost like a small pyramid, stacked with cubes of cantaloupe, pineapple, strawberries, honeydew, and grapes, leaving behind a pool of sweet juices when consumed. 

You also had a tendency to pop up and disappear seemingly out of nowhere. One time he went into your classroom to talk to you about moving a couple of detentions around only to find it empty, having swept his gaze around it. Just as he approached your office door to knock on it, you uttered a soft “hello” as you stood in the middle of the classroom, making him jump out of his skin. 

Furthermore, Filch had brought up to him once that he could hear some perplexing screeching noises echoing from random parts of the castle at night and even what sounded like right outside the windows. What was strange about it is he only brought them up the morning after you were scheduled to perform rounds.

This wasn’t to say he disliked you. Quite the opposite. Out of everyone in the castle, he’d say he preferred your company. Who he'd rather sit next to at Quidditch games? Probably you. Even though you were the Muggle Studies teacher, you had plenty of knowledge about Care for Magical Creatures and DADA. Potions weren’t your forte, but you’d happily let him ramble about the subject, even when he’d realize too late that he was rambling. 

“Why do you eat so much fruit?” he asked one day when you came into his classroom eating a sliced-up apple.

“Oh, uh, that’s just my animagus urges. Sorry, am I dripping juice on the ground again?”

He blinked dumbly at you. “You’re an animagus?”

You chuckled, “You didn’t know, Severus? I thought Minerva would’ve told you. Yes, I am an animagus.”

“What animal?” he asked. You smirked and set down the apple slices on a nearby table before shifting. Your robes moved with you, swishing up and shrinking until you took the form of a fruit bat. You flapped and swooped about the air in a few circles before landing on the flat surface of the table, using your talons and thumbs hooks to wriggle toward your sweet fruit.

“You’re a fruit bat,” he observed. You screeched at him in confirmation and began to gingerly gnaw on the flesh of the nearest apple slice. Severus remained quiet for a little, seemingly thinking to himself as his fingers flexed and his jaw clenched slightly. Much to your curiosity, he wordlessly set his wand down and took a deep breath. Within a flash, his robes swooped around him, and in his place was a fruit bat, just like you, but bigger. He flapped his wings just hard enough to get him onto the table as he landed with an audible thud. It was pretty much impossible for bats to take flight without launching from a tree or a high-up place.

[Woah! You’re a bat too? That’s awesome! Is that why students call you a “dungeon bat?”]

[Yes, I am an animagus whose form is also a bat, and no, that’s just a coincidence.]

[How come you’re so much bigger than me?]

[You don’t exactly tower over me, Y/N.]

From then on, the two of you would sometimes go on day flights if both of you had some free time. While both of you wished to fly at nights, you still needed time to sleep and perform your teaching duties during the day. However, your favorite times were when the both of you were scheduled to do rounds. Your classrooms were on opposite sides of the castle so it was almost like a game to use echolocation to find each other in the dark and meet up. It was a little fun considering the dungeons were almost maze-like. If the two of you were sure that no students were out and about, you’d ditch your duties, ascend up the Astronomy tower, and take off into the night sky, playfully chasing one another or showing off flying moves. 

Severus hardly used his form unless it was necessary. It’s not like one got to choose which animal they could shift into. Admittedly, he was a bit let down when he first shifted all those years ago, but with you he learned to embrace his batiness, though he still resisted such urges when it came to eating a castle’s worth of fruit. He liked flying, of course, but he found that he quite liked hanging upside down too, especially when he needed a break from grading or just wanted a change of scenery. Sometimes he’d come hang around your office when you were grading and vice versa.

Dumbledore came to visit his classroom one late afternoon to talk about a particularly unruly Slytherin, but could not find the potion master anywhere, not even in his office. It was rather dark, all the lamps extinguished and curtains drawn. What he did notice, however, was two wands haphazardly tossed onto the stone ground near Snape’s desk, one of which he recognized as your wand. Dumbledore craned his neck up towards the ceiling where an old chandelier hung and sure enough, hanging from one of the rungs was a large fruit bat, and swaddled in its wings being held close to its fur, a smaller fruit bat. The both of you were napping. The old wizard smiled at the sight and slowly receded back through the doorway, happy that Severus had finally found a little bat of his own.

slender brothers in heat head canons? 💕

[NSFW]

Slender

With all of the stress built up, it's a wonder he even gets a heat at all.

But with all that stress, plus the sexual frustration of the heat, he tends to get a little angsty.

This leads to more sexual frustration since his s/o wouldn't be in the mood anymore.

He'll get uncharacteristically touchy with his s/o, maybe even a little rough at times.

Pulling you towards him with a firm hand, or a few tendrils squeezing you towards his towering figure.

Possessive, almost.

The use of his tendrils will become more active throughout the day, especially in bed.

Will probably choke you a lil ngl-

And while he's rutting into you, he'll coil the appanages around your thighs to spread them so he can hilt deeper in that pussy.

He tries to hold himself back during heat, but it's just so hard to ignore.

Especially if he' around his s/o alot, because his body is just screaming at him to fuck them here and now.

Slender has the third-longest heat.

Offender

Complete fucking animal.

If he doesn't have an s/o at the time, he'll probably knock up every woman in sight if he gets the chance.

With, uh, protection of course, to a degree.

That overwhelming urge to fill anyone up overcomes his self-control (no pun intended).

And this man can already go like 5+ rounds in a row, normally, so one can only imagine the lengths he would go to relieve himself of this desperate horniness.

While in the act, he's a little feral.

Growing, groaning, scratching, and biting is only half of the fun.

Don't expect any breaks as Offender is rutting into at inhuman speeds.

He tends to use his tendrils to his advantage, either using them to pin you down or hold your body closer to him.

He never tries to hold back in his heat, he's just so focused on fucking his cum into you, that he doesn't really think about anything else.

Offender's heat is the longest out of the four.

Trender

sUch A wHiNY lIl SHIt IsTG

If he has an s/o, their ear will be talked off from Trender complaining all morning.

He's jacked off at least 6 times in the first few hours of waking up.

And his dick is so hard and throbbing that it's literally painful.

He'll beg his s/o to help him achieve some release.

He doesn't expect them to help him throughout the whole day like, cough, some people.

He'll expect a few rounds but gladly accept more.

He gets really touchy-feely with his s/o, even out of the bedroom.

Just walking past you, he literally has to rake his hands along your thighs and bite/kiss your neck or he'll go insane.

If you lean back into his touch or touch him back, even just a hand on his arm, you'll get pounded on the kitchen counter.

He doesn't use his tendrils alot, but he doesn't have an issue using them when reminding you who's really in control.

His heat is the least aggressive, and it's more about just being horny all the time than seeking out someone to mate with.

Trender has the shortest heat.

Splendor

There's not a moment in his heat where his ears and/or cheeks aren't a deep shade of red.

He secludes himself to his room to try and relieve his pent up sexual tension.

Even in his sleep, he wakes up to find his hips rocking against the covers.

He hates to bother his s/o but he just needs this so bad.

Be careful if you let him go more than two rounds, cause then he starts to get a bit animalistic.

The raw, prolonged, mixture of passion and pleasure during his heat is enough to send him over the edge of rational thinking.

With his mouth split open to reveal some rather sharp teeth, he's not afraid to leave good-sized and bleeding love bites along your neck, breasts, thighs, and whatever else he can sink his teeth into.

He just needs you. He needs your body, he needs your love to ride out this heat.

He tries to be gentle, but when his emotions get the best of him Splendor can get rather unknowingly rough.

Pretty little claw marks also decorate your thighs next to the love bites.

Splendor has the second-longest heat.

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In case anyone claims I fell down the stairs, no I did not fall down the stairs. There is no evidence for that. I am much too agile and have too fast reflexes to do such a simple mistake as slip on the stairs.

Slenderman Headcanons?

- He has 2 sides.

- The side that is maternal and wishes for kin

- And the fighting secluded side we all see

- He can be exceedingly kind to some. Almost acting as a rearing figure.

- Will let the exceedingly rare few he actually enjoys the company of, lean against him to rest.

- Sometimes he wishes to be a father of sorts. But knows that would not be smart. So he finds solace in “raising” his boys.

- Teach then to be smart. Teach them to be strong. Teach them to love these woods.

- Very protective of what he calls his own.

- Does not talk how you would think. You can hear and talk to him yes. But it’s telepathic. He can choose wether or not the rest of the room can hear him or just one person

- He can contact his proxies at any time, anywhere through their minds. He can make them see things.

- Enjoys staying in his office to rummage through old documents from the before times, and to walk through his woods. He likes it there.

- He enjoys poetry. Do not tell. Is secret.

- Very mature humor

- Does not laugh at dirty jokes

- Respect both genders.

- Respect HIM

- Would prefer no one to have premarital sex in his household.

- Cannot cook well. Can cook to provide Necessary nutrients though.

- knows how to stitch up a wound like it’s no ones business

Fluffy relationship headcanons with Grell? (pretty please)

//No problem, dear :) Please enjoy//

Grell

She is the biggest romantic there ever was. Anything relatively romantically cliché will make her swoon like there is no tomorrow. If her partner gives her flowers or chocolates, she may just faint in their arms.

She is a huge cuddler and touchy-feely person. She loves just being in contact with her partner and knowing they are there.

Although she may not always show it, she really needs reassurance, and adores it whenever her partner compliments her/tells her they love her.

She would need a partner who could put up with her dramatic reactions, and wouldn’t mind if she squealed and fussed over how adorable they are.

Dates would be a big thing for her, as she would always want to go out and flaunt their relationship.

Telling her she is a “deadly efficient” reaper would boost her confidence immensely, although she already knows she’s the best one around. If her partner were to tell her this, she would not be able to wait until she could brag about it to all of the other reapers when she went to work next.

How would jeff, Toby,ej,and slender react to having a newborn baby with their s/o

Jeff

His first instinct is to bully his own child.

“Lmao bro why this dude look like a mutated potato?”

And then he realizes that’s his son.

He helped create this weird shaped potato that his s/o just popped out.

He ruffles your hair and gives you a kiss on the forehead.

“It’s a whiney bitch like you, Jeff.”

“Yeahhhh I know :) ”

You’ll have to teach him how to change a diaper like 6 times before he’s able to do it on his own.

But overall his patience will wear thin with the whining and crying over not enough attention.

Sound familiar, Jeffery?

Toby

Fuckin’ ugly cried for like 15 hours after they were born.

gosh he’s just so soft dakjdhasja

It looks like an uprooted Mandrake, and screams like one for that matter, but damn does he think it’s the most beautiful thing in the world.

He gives his s/o so much praise and gives them tons of hugs and kisses for their hard work.

He’ll be adamant about taking care of the babe while his s/o rests up.

He’s a little nervous about holding them and walking around, but he’ll sit on the couch and cradle them.

He smiles when they cry and stroke their tear-stained cheek and sing to them to calm them down.

And ofc a little smooch on the forehead.

Still doesn’t know how to properly change a diaper and will probably never learn.

And you have a sneaky suspicion that one day you’ll see your toddler waddling around with a box attached with suspenders instead of a diaper bc that’s somehow easier.

Eyeless Jack

If anything, Jack is scared shitless.

He doesn’t have a clue how to take care of a newborn.

He’s a surgeon, not a pediatrician.

But he tries his best to do his part, little a little help from you of course.

He’s already done a lot of research beforehand, so he tries to follow the book’s advice.

Once you set the baby down in the crib, he’ll sneak in and kneel down to just s t a r e.

And think about how he helped create this beautiful thing, how his gorgeous s/o struggled throughout the nine months to birth out this weird looking dude.

And he knows then and there that he’s never going to let anything happen to his kid.

You’ll have to drag him away from the crib to prevent him from waking up the infant.

And he just gets this…weird protective instinct.

And whenever the baby is out of his sight Jack can literally feel a pulling sensation, along with rising anxiety.

“Jack that’s just your dad instinct kicking in. It’s probably from your demon side or whatever.”

“o h.”

He’ll research about this whole “dad-instinct” while he’s eating leftovers at 3am.

Slender

He urges you to get a home birth.

Like, what if the baby comes out completely faceless, what will the doctors think??

They’ll take his little babe away, and he just can’t have that.

But you talked to his mom, (who later scolded him), and she said it should be fine, considering Splendor popped out completely normal looking.

Except for the black eyes, which no one really saw anyways.

But you decide to get a home birth anyway, just so Slender could be by your side.

He’s so gentle with it.

And he melts when their pale and chubby hand grasps onto one of his thin fingers.

He insists his s/o rests and that he’ll be the one to do most of the work.

But he’ll end up coming to one late at night, disheveled and reluctantly asking for help.

He drops face-first into the bed as soon as you take the babe.

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So I was in Sweden for two and a half month and it was great! Unfortunately I couldn't access my mobile data (we didn't have wifi) for some reason and whatever I tried to make ot work didn't change anything!

When I went into Tumblr though when I did have wifi (at someone else's place) I couldn't access my old account ( @shame-of-chimical ) anymore so I had to set up a new one.

But I'm happy to be back and I missed you guys (I really missed spending time with Irene, sitting on Jim's nice and warm hand and Sherlock's awesome deductions and scientific explanation about things, but also I missed talking to Harry and the banter between John and Sherlock for example!)

But on that note, hello to @twireneadler, @criminalisticonsultant, @consult-sherlockholmes, @consultjohnwatson , @mrs-hudsons-blog, @mrs-turners-blog, @atamh, @antheaisntmyname, @therealharrywatson, @a-victorian-girl, and @everyone else that I might not have mentioned in my post! 🕷️🥰😘😍❤️🥺😭☺️😌😋😁😉😇🥳