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I draw Jon with his 2 little braids because i think he loves having long long hair like Ned but doesn't know what to do with it and couldn't muster the courage to ask his father how he does his. Once Catelyn caught him trying (and failing) to emulate it and went to fix it, tight lipped, yanking too hard, muttering under her breath.
ok anyway. i’m killing reblogs/replies on that tully/cat post bc everyone gets on my nerves but let us consult the text for a moment. cat stark isn’t a big mean evil step mother out to get him the entire foundation for the dynamic between her and jon is that he does not exist to her. every memory he has of her is about her ignoring him/looking at him like he is a stranger. she makes up what she thinks he is like after the fact because she functionally never met him despite living with him for 14 years. the single on page interaction they have is when she is in the middle of a nervous breakdown. i need people to have some precision about what this dynamic actually is because it is bad in a very specific and interesting way that affects both characters in a very specific way. the “this is not your place” situation is not grown out of active cruelty it is grown out of total absence
imagine getting thrown in the black cells for saying what the kingsguard are doing in the white tower
brienne of tarth is such an important character in asoiaf. she carries so much of the thematic weight of the books, especially her affc arc. every time i see someone calling asoiaf ‘grimdark’ and ‘cynical’ i just think they don’t know about brienne of tarth. they don’t know about i am coming for you lady sansa. be not afraid. i shall not rest until i’ve found you. they don’t know about she had no chance against seven, she knew. no chance, and no choice. wow. their lives must be so sad and empty
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Going climbing again today!! Trying the highest tower in Winterfell 😝
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JON ARRYN DEAD 🦀🦀🦀🦀
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Girl what did he do to you
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Old and busted
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That new Khaleesi in the grass sea is fourteen. She should be learning her letters from a septa!
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Just found out she’s pregnant…I need Drogo to get Rhaegar’ed IMMEDIATELY
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Mormont just gave the 5’6 fourteen year old asshole bastard who’s been here five minutes his ancestral sword. I will take us all out with wildfire
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Was snooping for the spider today and I overheard Lord Ned asking about a book of noble family lineages and physical traits after whipping his head back and forth between Robert and Queen Cersei’s kids for like five minutes straight
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Which could mean nothing
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First tourney today guys!!! I’m sososo excited the knight of the flowers literally gave me a rose! If he wins I might be his queen of love and beauty omgfggnnd
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LMAO TWINK DOWN!
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Lost thirty dragons betting on Ser Jamie for the twelfth time. Can someone who’s good at budgeting help me. my family is dying
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🦀 KING ROBERT DEAD 🦀
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Lmao y’all are acting like Jofferys any better when there have literally been reports of him skinning cats alive
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How do those Baratheon boots taste
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THE PRINCE IS LITERALLY A BARATHEON
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I hate this stupid city watch job so fucking much. Someone manifest an execution or something so I have some entertainment while I walk the parapets by the Sept of Baelor
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By the mother this can’t be happening
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Exiled princess Daenerys Targaryen has been seen stepping out of her husbands pyre with three dragon hatchlings on her shoulders
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Guys please don’t buy into this type of stuff, do your own research. These gossip accounts are a bunch of targ loyalists. Dragons died out during the dance please do not spread false information!
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Cersei Lannister isn’t gonna fuck you man
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ALL WILL BOW TO STANNIS BARATHEON, TRUE KING OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS. IT HAS BEEN WRIT FOR CENTURIES IN FIRE AND IN ICE, HE IS THE PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED. HE WILL BANISH THE DARKNESS.
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Girl what
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Is there lead in the dragonstone water
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So glad to witness episodes of true psychosis on this website
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Heritage post
Can I speak my truth. I don’t think Brienne is even a little gay. I think she’s a kinsey zero who false positives on everyone’s radar. I think if you dropped brienne into new age 2024 she would get treated as a lesbian in her day to day life but whenever a woman liked her she’d be like. Ummmmmmm I’m really sorry but I don’t. Feel like that. I think she’d give lesbianism the good old college try bc of the direness of her male love life and come down firmly on the side of not attracted to women. I think she is quintessential pnw woman who you think is a slam dunk homerun lesbian based on everything about her who drops the word husband on you. I think she gets clocked on sight and mentions a partner named Jaime which makes people go. Okay. Partner i know that game. Jamie easily the name of a lesbian. Easily. And then she drops the he pronouns and you go. Well. Could still be a weird lesbian. And then Jaime is a business major in a frat with generational wealth. And HE is the kinsey five in the relationship.
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it’s so sick that people keep criticizing queen cersei as if she’s not the first female ruler of westeros??? literally elevating bastards and women to her small council is super fucking progressive as is creating the precedent of dismissing unfit kingsguard??
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aren’t all of her children literally bastards born of incest
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oh so now you’re going to listen to stannis baratheon, known misogynist, kinslayer, fornicator, team green supporter, and homophobe, huh.
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okay guys i know there’s no “perfect candidate” but you have to vote in the kingsmoot anyways not voting is how someone like e****n g*****y wins and literally anyone is better than him. suck it up and row to the polls
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ohhhh not this “vote your crew no matter who” “blue lips man bad” bullshit again. fuck off idgaf which godless man sits the seastone chair i’m not voting for asha shes literally a neoliberal
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first i had to give up my rights and then i had to give up my gods just to not get killed by fucking wights but i literally cannot believe the nights watch made me give up my strap as part of the treasure ransom. shit was expensive it was IVORY. i hate southerners so much i hope the lord commander dies
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DO NOT COME TO THE RIVERLANDS
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why
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there’s riverlands here
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freys
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my cousin got eaten by rats in harrenhal
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dumb cunts wearing raven feather cloaks strutting around who think they’re better than you but they’re not better than you
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i saw a guy get killed and then just stand back up and start fighting again because his friend kissed him on the mouth down here once
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giant feral pack of 60 wolves running around
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ok understandable have a nice day
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i hate the fucking sparrows can we be normal for five minutes or can we just not have shit in the crownlands
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ITS LORD COMMANDOVER #RIPBOZO
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CORN! DEATH! CORN!
(CAW! I follow members of the Night's Watch to remind them of their oaths!)
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Loras Tyrell x Queen of Love and Beauty!Reader Imagines
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girl this is notttttt the time he literally just fucking died at dragonstone?
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should’ve stanned jaime #LORASFELLOFF
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one kill yourself jaime lannister is an honorless kingslaying turncloak two i heard loras tyrell was literally fine?
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lord davos seaworth, the class traitor from the stannis baratheon administration, is a nasty little thottie and just died from making it clap in white harbor
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this tower fucking sucks.
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i’m just like rhaenyra targaryen for real
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people meat tastes good asf when you don’t have a wench in your ear saying it violates guest right
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need that targ girl in mereen to get those lizards over here and liberate this website by any means necessary cause what the fuck is going on
your dany being into darkstar has opened my 3rd eye. this is my 5000:1 winds prediction now
listen the fact that she picked out daario known flamboyant bad boy monologuer man makes me think that if she were ever hanging out in dorne and witnessed him do his men call me darkstar and i am of the night routine she might see him and be at at least like okay hear me out 
rip viserra targaryen you would’ve loved hoverboards
probably cold take: gendry should have been thirteen at the start of AGOT instead of sixteen
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just had an awkward online interaction. i will be fine though
MILLY ALCOCK AS SUPERGIRL SOMEBODY SEDATE ME
^ post I would make if I were british and into soccer
I will finish a storm of swords this week. I will finish a storm of swords this week. I will finish a storm of swords this week. I will finish a storm of swords this week. I will finish a storm of swords this week. I will finish a storm of swords this week. I will finish a storm of swords this we
“Blue is a good color on you, my lady,” Jaime observed. “It goes well with your eyes.” She does have astonishing eyes.
If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
happy if i look back i am lost sunday from snoopy
1 AD didn’t work out the way I hoped but 2 AD will be my year
modern theon goes to ramsay’s halloween rager in roose’s basement, gets violently high, agrees to take ramsay to get mcdonalds in balon’s truck (that he stole), they’re driving on a back country road and hit something, theon thinks it’s a deer but he and ramsay get out to check and it’s two small children (trick-or-treating in. the woods?) theon is in a delusional crossfaded haze vomiting into a bush while ramsay is trying to convince him that they have to bury the bodies before the police come (he jacks off to true crime documentaries) and theon (hallucinating that the kids are bran and rickon because ramsay laced his weed with rat poison probably) is like oh yeah that’s rational we should do that so they do it and then get back in the truck and go get big macs and never talk about it again except for when they’re having freak nasty out-of-bdsm-regulations sex and ramsay forces him to confess to the crime over and over while theon ideates suicidally. aaaaaand post!
rip teenage girl daenerys targaryen you would have loved collecting lipsmackers……..
she should own all of this and the fact that she can’t is one of gods greatest cruelties
Who Has the Best POV?: Quarterfinals
Cat: art by shripscapi
Dany: art by swordmaid
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enough team black vs team green, we need these ppl in the blackwood vs bracken discourse trenches!!!
but team discourse doesn’t work when one side is unequivocally based correct right and cool and one side is unequivocally the brackens