dany shouldn’t be at the club she should be at the barn that she mucks out as a summer job forming an unbreakable psychospiritual bond with the horse that no one before her could ride (he’s misunderstood) and then they go to City and win Big Show together so he doesn’t have to be put down for his behavioral issues and also he finally jumps the water obstacle (reoccurring metaphor for the struggles they’ve gone through as a team) and she makes enough prize money to buy him forever the final shot is of her bareback riding him into the sunset as a pop song about being free from 2010 plays in the background. if you even care.
I’ve been such a hipster about this but I’ve finally gotten around to listening to the audiobook version of ASOIAF & as of the 2nd book it’s pretty awesome? Try & guess who these ppl. are supposed to be & I’ll draw you a nice rock or something
starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club
Margaery hailed them when the two columns met and fell in beside the queen's litter. Her cheeks were flushed, her brown ringlets tumbling loosely about her shoulders, stirred by every puff of wind. "We have been picking autumn flowers in the kingswood," she told them. I know where you were, the queen thought. Her informers were very good about keeping her apprised of Margaery's movements. Such a restless girl, our little queen. She seldom let more than three days pass without going off for a ride. Some days they would ride along the Rosby road to hunt for shells and eat beside the sea. Other times she would take her entourage across the river for an afternoon of hawking. The little queen was fond of going out on boats as well, sailing up and down the Blackwater Rush to no particular purpose. When she was feeling pious she would leave the castle to pray at Baelor's Sept. She gave her custom to a dozen different seamstresses, was well-known amongst the city's goldsmiths, and had even been known to visit the fish market by the Mud Gate for a look at the day's catch. Wherever she went, the smallfolk fawned on her, and Lady Margaery did all she could to fan their ardor. She was forever giving alms to beggars, buying hot pies off bakers' carts, and reining up to speak to common tradesmen. (Cersei VI, AFfC)
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"You're not supposed to leave the column," Sansa reminded her. "Father said so."
Arya shrugged. "I didn't go far. Anyway, Nymeria was with me the whole time. I don't always go off, either. Sometimes it's fun just to ride along with the wagons and talk to people."
Sansa knew all about the sorts of people Arya liked to talk to: squires and grooms and serving girls, old men and naked children, rough-spoken freeriders of uncertain birth. Arya would make friends with anybody. This Mycah was the worst; a butcher's boy, thirteen and wild, he slept in the meat wagon and smelled of the slaughtering block. Just the sight of him was enough to make Sansa feel sick, but Arya seemed to prefer his company to hers. (Sansa I, AGoT)
do you guys have favorite nothing characters that you make up funlore to? i’ll start mine is the self proclaimed emperor of valyria aurion and the entire nation of qohor
in the asoiaf animated adaptation that exists in perfection in my brain, barristan selmy's a knight out of a golden-age disney movie; at least, thats what we're meant to think at first. his character design's reflects his role, all heroic and ideal. his animation is more fluid than all the other people in the scene, animated on 1s and 2s. arthur dayne is animated on a lower framerate, and is overall choppier and more jagged: he exists only in song and memory, so he can only exist in the less-than-real sense. renly wears elaborate embroidery so he's always drawn in unmoving plaid (like that one animation style from chowder). darkstar is drawn like a shonen anime protagonist. magic users--melisandre, euron, bloodraven, glamored mance, the Others--sit strangely on the screen, as if a glitch in the matrix, their very presence shimmering and uncomfortable to view (the dreams all have this quality too). all the starks have tapetum lucida, eyes that shine in the dark. the wights are all stop motion animated.
jon snow aka the fraudulent president of an arctic penal colony where everyone hates him also will 100% be assassinated tomorrow: my worst enemy is this fucking bird
happy if i look back i am lost sunday from snoopy
Just girly conversations
aegon ii and tony from skins are on the same venn diagram if you know you know
Mighty lady Vhagar
I like Baela and Rhaena so much!
modern westeros discourse. instead of sapphic they say 'friend of rhaena' in reference to famous historical lesbian rhaena targaryen (and her many 'friends') but its problematic because Was rhaena an evil imperialist for being a targ princess? Was it ethical for her to turn her husband into dragon kibble? and if you call yourself rhaenic should you delete your blog and kill yourself? sansa is deep in the discourse (she's pro-rhaenic)
spirited away, by hayao miyazaki / a dance with dragons & the winds of winter, by george r.r. martin
listening to fiona apple's sullen girl and thinking about stannis baratheon
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what if I spent all my money on an ipad so I could make asoiaf fanart even though I'm a notorious money waster project ignorer
a gnome with a fork and knife is doing devil may cry combos to a berry tart
what if I spent all my money on an ipad so I could make asoiaf fanart even though I'm a notorious money waster project ignorer
theon takes winterfell chapter, roose takes harrenhal chapter, and dany house of the undying chapter no breaks?? critical hit many people found dead etc
happy if i look back i am lost sunday from snoopy
trying to find any kind of continuity in westerosi fashion is driving me insane. every man is wearing breeches and a doublet but every woman has a different kind of neckline and sleeve.