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Had a dream last night about trying to make this guy I used to know fall in love with me, but I kept fucking things up, but I also had the power to reverse time and do things differently, but the more I used it the more aware everyone around me became that I was doing it and so eventually it became impossible for my love to be reciprocated because everyone knew every mistake I had made and the fact that I had tried to cover it up. As a result today I feel bad
put pecans and maple syrup in a saucepan. cook until not liquidy. Experience The Meaning of Life.
vaegon by far funniest historical targ. jaehaerys voice what do you mean you aren’t attracted to your sisters. what are you fucking gay
Why do you like catelyn so much? She's well written but she's not likeable at ALL
you will not survive the winter.
i offer: 6”6 Vaegon wide as a house and king j SEETHING about it cause Vaegon lumbered around hunched over in his ankle baring citadel robes refusing to train cause fighting is cringe his family is cringe and fighting for his family impossibly cringe
o vhagar valyrian god of war the targaryens you put on this continent to light smallfolk on fire, kill each other, and go to war trying and failing to conquer dorne won’t get out of the library😔🙏
isnt it crazy that bran's like fiftieth cousin bajillionth removed from bloodraven through black aly. like damn that old ass man is cousin. family reunion.
look. listen. i know it would look kind of goofy but i still think the tv shows should have had dragons breathe their special book colorful fire
coming out pre hotd season two as a member of bracknation. sorry blackwoods you’re too dark edgy not like other riverlords for me. need me a loser ass horsegirl house
Hmmmm CatBrienne fic where Brienne is trying to fix unfixable worst boyfriend in the world Jamie after he runs over bran with his car and Cat sees them in court and tries to claw his eyes out but Brienne is like wait no I can change him. And then two months later that somehow spirals into lesbian car sex outside the Stark house while Ned is sleeping and Jamie is fucking his sister or something back at the therapeutic spa retreat Tywin paid for like Logan did to Kendall in succession (and yeah he’s still dating Brienne) 🫶
this is so insane so of course i love it god we truly are soul sisters... im very influenced by this one danycat older woman much younger gf smut fic and god i know catbrienne could get so weird. catholic cat and brienne who never fit in.... i dont think cat would cheat though i think she and ned have a swingers agreement LMFAO
Sansa-Littlefinger Dark and Twisted parallel to Aegon-JonCon let me go Reddit lit analysis mode for a sec:
Lil Griff and Sansa both exiled royalty to some degree (not a common trope don’t fact check)
LF and Jon Con both untrusted/disgraced members of the small council for at least one king of Westeros. Also both struggling with weird unresolved crushes on a dead parent of their respective wards (played psychosexual for LF)
Guardian dyes child’s hair to match theirs under the ruse that they are the child’s parent to hide their identity (played psychosexual for LF). This is not coincidence bc I am very smart.
Weird unresolved crush on a dead parent maybe definitely plays into their motivation to keep their respective wards alive (do I need to say it)
Both have been on a boat. This happens nowhere else in the books ever don’t fact check thnx :)
one of my new (first) piercings seemed infected and it was bothering me so i took it out to clean it and then i couldn’t get it back in so i had to force it through and now my ear. hurts
voting third party at the flea bottom baby gladiator deathmatches
season one episode nine of house of the dragon: hey we are about to deviate from the source material to invent the most unsubtle on the nose like nuclear foghorn hit you over the head thematic vehicle for the central conflict of the show. Aegon goes to flea bottom to watch CHILD DEATHMATCHES, where CHILDREN are forged into WEAPONS against their will based on THEIR TARGARYEN (bastard) PARENTAGE and made to FIGHT TO THE DEATH for PEOPLE TO BET ON AND ENJOY THE SPECTACLE OF for LITTLE MATERIAL GAIN it is GROTESQUE and MEANINGLESS. oh would you look at that it’s time for TARGARYEN CHILD SOLDIER CIVIL WAR
house of the dragon marketing department: fuck yeah WHICH BABY ARE YOU BETTING ON? GET READY TO WATCH THEM FIGHT TO THE DEATH ON JUNE 16TH ONLY ON HBO LETS GOOOOO
modern au where the starks are all from new england. winter is fahcking coming. its gonna be wicked cold n shit. pahk the cah in torrhen sqahre. you get it
my fave character is whoever kills jorah
yesssss fuck jorah i hate that man soooo much he does NOTHING forthe story except piss me off
My hot take is that the Tullys have a hereditary Crazy Gene it’s not just Lysa who has it all of these bitches are a little bit ill. Edmure in like the guy who just b doing shit and not thinking about the repercussions way, a subdued Hunter Biden if you will. Cat also crazy like Arya had to get the bloodlust and revenge seeking from somewhere and it was NOT Ned I stand by this. Blackfish seems normal but the gay bachelor uncle always has some weird shit going on.
jon arryn circa 298 AC
yeah man i bet the 80yo guy was assasssinated. not that he fucking croaked it. cersei was 100% justified thinking he just died of his own accord and honestly nedcat are delusional for believing "lannisters killed an 80yo man who could die any day now" over "old man dies in bed"
if they include sara snow but not nettles ill kill myself in front of the hbo headquarters
listening to f&b on 1.7 speed but it’s literally so boring. give me baela targaryen’s diary i want to know what’s up with her
listening to f&b on 1.7 speed but it’s literally so boring. give me baela targaryen’s diary i want to know what’s up with her
This is what egg tried to do to rhaegar at summerhall
me and the tumblr mutuals running away to join a convent and wife ourselves to the lord and live an ascetic life in an attempt to find true purpose and holiness only to end up spiraling and craving human connection that is tangible and real to the point that the feeling of another novitiate’s touch leaves us completely turned upside down confused about what desire really is and unable to tell the difference between love lust and loneliness (and the secret fourth L: lesbianism)
i feel like it is weird catholic girl tradition to go through a nun phase