I’m just saying I think it would be a fun twist and perhaps healthier for all involved to see what would happen if she was the one doing the adopting.
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Marinette: Wait…you’re saying you died how many times now?
Dick: Just the once…twice? No wait…I think that was just before the retcon…do alternate realities count?
Marinette: (Eye twitching)
Dick: I’m fine! Really!
(Ten seconds later)
(Dick is now rolled up in a blanket burrito and having mother hen-Mari feeding him hot chocolate and pastries.)
Dick: …this is nice, actually…
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Jason: So this is my mom now, apparently.
Marinette: Hi!
Roy: But…isn’t she younger than you?
Jason: She chased me down to the middle of a gang fight to make sure I had a coat and extra armor. She’s mom.
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Tim: You did WHAT?
Marinette: I took your stash. All of them. You’re now on a coffee ban.
Tim: WHY?!
Marinette: Because you’ve been awake for 3 days straight and it’s not healthy!
Tim: You—you can’t just BAN me from coffee!
Marinette: WATCH ME.
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Marinette: GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Damien: You’re not my mother! You can’t tell me what to do!
Marinette: (GLARE O DOOM)
(Ten seconds later)
Damien: (Now in his room, hiding in his bed) The League did not prepare me for this…
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Bruce: (Fishing for another Wayne kid) How do you feel about adoption?
Marinette: It’s great! I have four sons now!
Bruce: …What?
(Five minutes later)
Bruce: (Now wearing a hand-made sweater) ….wait, what just happened?
Alfred: You now have family in Paris, sir. And they are expecting you to come for dinner this weekend.
Headcannon: The Gotham girl scouts is the most feared gang in the entire city. During cookie season, NO ONE messes with their turf.
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Since the Supernatural finale aired, fans have been creating campaigns to raise money in honor of their favorite characters. So far, so much good has come out of it! We have raised over $60K for multiple organizations. I thought I would share all of the current ones I know of.
The Castiel Project, created by prfoundbond, supports The Trevor Project. They focus in suicide prevention among LGBTQ+ youth. The original goal was $1500. So far, it has raised over $47,700.
Dean Winchester Is Love, created by wearedeancas, supports NAMI. They focus on building better lives for those who are affected by mental illness. The original goal was $1500. So far, it has raised over $10,700!
The Sam Winchester Project, my fundraiser (witchchester), supports Together We Rise. They assist foster youth. This campaign helps displaced college students w/grocery, utility, & housing resources. The original goal was $250. So far, it has raised over $2200!
The Jack Kline Project, created by dearkmnj + CROWLEYBEANS, supports Random Acts. They focus on making the world a better place with one random act of kindness at a time. The current goal is $1500. So far, it has raised over $1000!
The Miracle Project, created by adoreyouackles, supports ASPCA. They focus on preventing animal cruelty throughout the United States. The current goal is $1000. So far, it has raised over $90!
Gabriel’s Gift, created by zepptapes, supports Action Against Hunger. They focus on giving everyone access to clean water, food, training, and healthcare. The current goal is $2000. So far, it has raised over $50!
The Charlie Bradbury Project, created by ClearlyNoLabel, supports Girls Who Code. They focus on supporting + increasing the number of women in computer science. The current goal is $1500. It just opened a few hours ago!
In honor of Eileen, many are also donating to the National Association of the Deaf. They focus on promoting the rights of deaf people in the United States.
This really is so amazing! I’m so happy that our family took a not-so-great finale and turned it into something positive. Cheers!
The ever classic fanfiction, but I'm adding my own style to it!
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Marinette
• Marinette is done
• First Lila now they had to do a stupid pen pal project with an American student
• It was supposed to help them with their English but Marinette was already fluent thanks to Jagged
• And to top it all of it was with a rich school meaning that she might get paired with another spoiled brat
• Good thing then it was an anonymous program meaning everyone was given a number that corresponded with a student at the other school
• So Marinette wrote about Gotham's superheroes to her partner
• She thought maybe it would help them find a common subject to talk about
Damian
• Damian was not exited for this project
• He would have to suffer through poor grammar and snotty French kids
• He was shocked when he got his first letter asking about the superhero's of Gotham
• His pen pal wanted to know if he had ever seen them in action
• Apparently besides a couple official league photos there wasn't much of Batman on the internet
• So he wrote to her about them and actually had fun with it
• He told her about the utility belt, bat-a-rangs, and how they had no powers
• And he tucked one of his sketches of him in his Robin suit in with a note explaining it
• Maybe this project with the mystery girl wouldn't be so bad
So I was rereading Harry Potter, when I came across this and thought- what if instead of Cedric Diggory, Cassius Warrington had been chosen to compete in the Triwizard Tournament?
Imagine Dumbledore calling out the name of the Hogwarts champion and it isn’t a Gryffindor, or a Ravenclaw, or even a Hufflepuff, but it’s a Slytherin. A student from a House most people hate.
Imagine Cassius Warrington getting up, and three out of four Houses are booing at him and shouting things like “NO!” or, “We can’t have a Slytherin champion!” or demanding a retry. But he’s a Slytherin- he’s been dealing with this shit since he got sorted, so he keeps his head high and joins the other champions.
Imagine Harry trying to catch Warrington alone because he doesn’t really want to associate with Slytherins (plus Malfoy has this tendency of being around the guy ALL THE TIME since he got chosen), but at the same time he’s also fair enough not to want him to walk into the first task unprepared.
Imagine Warrington walking over to Harry a few months later, and Ron and Hermione both jump into a protective stance, wands out, but instead of attacking Harry he just tells him to stick the egg underwater. (Because Slytherins don’t forget those who helped them out).
Imagine Warrington and Harry helping each other out in the labyrinth.
Imagine Harry being devastated when Peter kills Warrington- because Voldemort doesn’t care what house they’re form, a spare is a spare.
Imagine the uproar that causes among the Slytherins, because some of their parents really are Death Eaters and they know what really happened.
Imagine Slytherins fighting in the Battle of Hogwarts and shouting “This is for Cassius!”
Stupid idea but...
Alfred is Adrien. AU where everything occurred way earlier, Adrien left for London where he changed his name and Marinette stayed in Paris. Alfred did all he does in the comic as he wanted to remove the stain of his father’s name. He becomes a butler mostly because he knows it would have pissed off his father. He never expected to become Bruce Wayne’s guardian or to love him as a son.
He is very much: of course I raised a bloody hero about Batman but never says anything to Bruce about his past, wanting to let sleeping dogs lie. At least until Marinette shows up one day, deciding she doesn’t want them to be Fu and Marianne. Now the BatFam has a grandma. And she will kick your ass.
A friend and I came up with a vague concept of it at lunch, but hear me out
-the band director is this disgruntled middle aged dude who just wants to win one season -he pretty much hates his job and is planning to quit, but he’s determined to outlast the drama teacher -his worst rival is the drama teacher. It’s so bad that the band kids and the theater kids won’t even look at each other
-the siblings, Jack and Lyse -Jack is a junior (saxophone player) -he low key secretly wants to play the Clarinet -he’s the saxophone section leader and Can’t Fucking Handle It™ -and he’s so mad because he worked so hard for it, but the people in his section just suck -he would totally try to act like everything is fine, though -“being section leader … It’s great. I love what I do.” *later* “I swear to God if one more freshmen runs into me while marching I’ll put old reeds in their marching shoes.” -Lyse is a sophomore -she was supposed to be a saxophone player like her brother, but she got voluntold to play mellophone because there weren’t enough of them -she doesn’t really care, though, because she just wants to make it through without being noticed -but halfway through the marching season we discover that she actually really wants to be a theater kid -because she’s just trying to survive high school, she kind of gets run over a lot, but she’s secretly really salty and will stand up for herself if you push her enough -“I was best friends with Evan (president of the drama club) until freshmen year when I found out that he was the snake putting hot sauce in my mouth piece. And what better way to get back at snakes then by putting snakes in their back pack? … Jack says that sometimes I over react, and I’m starting to think that maybe he’s right.”
-the percussionists are pretty much elusive emo kids in a weird “inner circle” type thing with favoritism amongst drum majors -except for one named Brent -he’s real name is not Brent, but at this point everybody is to afraid to ask what it actually is or why he’s called Brent -the first time we meet him he blows vape juice in a freshmans face -the freshmen kind of worship him, and can often be seen fanning him and doing his bidding for no reason -he carpools with people and tells who ever is in the back seat that they’re “sitting in his children” -hardly ever even shows up -“I’m a senior, so I just kind of come and go. I’m only staying for them” *looks out at the freshmen all standing to the side staring at him*
-the freshmen do not speak -they can be seen running around doing weird things, but they never talk -one of the running jokes is that one of them will get a talking head, but when they open their mouth to speak they get cut off by an upperclassmen
-the other running joke is that every time someone in color guard hits someone or an instrument, Bret just throws his snare drum (or nearest instrument) at them -several freshmen have been thrown -every time it happens the band director stares into the camera and makes a tally mark on his clipboard -the clipboard is pretty much just tally marks and a note with a reminder to die
Feel free to add stuff! Make your own characters!
(It’ll be called Band Kids, by the way)
How would the entire Batfamily react if Jason won the presidential election?
They would be 100% supportive of him and help in any way they can
Dick would be his VP, making Kory also the Second Lady
Bruce would distance himself from Jason in public to avoid potential conflict of interest and rumors and stuff because of Wayne Industries. But he supports things like taxing the rich and universal healthcare
Tim is appointed head of the FBI
Damian would be the cute kid brother for the public eye that gains Jason popularity
Roy is First Gentleman and they have shared custody of Lian
Stephanie is Secretary of State and Cass takes care of the press in her own unique way. Duke would become head of the defense department as well as give the law enforcement institute the remodeling it so desperately needs
Alfred writes all of Jason’s speeches, because we don’t need another president cursing and saying regrettable things on national television
Summary: The Dupain-Chengs have had enough of Paris, they’re tired of their daughter being bullied by those she once called her friends. In an effort to escape the pain of Paris they move to the most crime ridden city in the world for a spice of something new.
Note: I changed the year things happened if you couldn’t tell. Instead of becoming Ladybug at thirteen it happened at the age of twelve. This part is Marinette explaining to the Bats (minus Barbara) about her past, what happened in Paris, and why she should help them.
Prologue | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
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Marinette had given both Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson, otherwise known as Batman and Robin respectively, when she jumped off a building the first time only to have a yoyo appear at her side and used as a grappling hook. When they met on a roof a bit away she just laughed at their stunned faces, taking a bit of pride in it. The girl missed free running but Gotham wasn’t her territory and she wasn’t going back to Paris unless the Akumas come back. She seriously was having withdrawls when it came to the lack of a superhero identity.
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