How Would The Entire Batfamily React If Jason Won The Presidential Election?

How would the entire Batfamily react if Jason won the presidential election?

They would be 100% supportive of him and help in any way they can

Dick would be his VP, making Kory also the Second Lady

Bruce would distance himself from Jason in public to avoid potential conflict of interest and rumors and stuff because of Wayne Industries. But he supports things like taxing the rich and universal healthcare

Tim is appointed head of the FBI

Damian would be the cute kid brother for the public eye that gains Jason popularity

Roy is First Gentleman and they have shared custody of Lian

Stephanie is Secretary of State and Cass takes care of the press in her own unique way. Duke would become head of the defense department as well as give the law enforcement institute the remodeling it so desperately needs

Alfred writes all of Jason’s speeches, because we don’t need another president cursing and saying regrettable things on national television

Diana in Paris

Please note this is set pre-Lila so sweet sunshine Adrien!

• Diana was visiting Paris because there was rumors of a villain

• Many hero's thought it was fake but something about this seemed family to Diana

• So shes in Paris walking down the street and BOOM!

• There's a weird villain with literally the worst outfit she has ever seen and....

• BABY HEROS!

• Why did no one tell her there were baby heros!

• They are so cut with their little black cat ears and tail with neon green cat eyes and their black and red spotted ladybug costumes!

• Wait ladybug themed?

• The baby hero's are the holders of the black cat and lady bug miraculous!

• Diana suits up and helps civilians get out of the way

• Then after the fight she goes up to the baby heros and asks if they're alright and does this happen often?

• They are shook

• This is Wonder Woman!

• Diana tells them stories about the past users, her mother and Heracles

• She also trains them because just because everything is repaired doesn't mean you can be sloppy

• Diana decides that Donna and Cassie would love her new protégés

• Also is it her or would Mari and Adri be perfect for Damian?

• Mari is sunshine but if you hurt her partner...

• And Adri is so sweet but depressed and moody

• She is so going to set the three up!

Damian, the baby assassin, Dupain-Cheng (Part 1)

Summary: Marinette adopts Damian, The only problem is that Damian does not want to be adopted. Can Marinette give Damian the childhood he would have never gotten if he´d stayed in the league?

A/N: So this was supposed to be a onshot for “It´s called rescuing not kidnapping” but I have no self control so this will have several parts.

Ao3

If there was one thing Marinette learned from hawkmoth’s rule all those years ago is to expect the unexpected.

Unexpected things happen at the most unexpected times

Like becoming a superheroine after helping an old man cross the street…

… or kidnapping the heir of the league of assassins during her morning shift.

Though in Marinette’s defense it was more rescuing than kidnapping. Since it was The League of Assassins

So yeah, rescuing…. Not kidnapping

Marinette’s closest friends liked to joke that the Dupain-Cheng family had a habit of adopting people to the point that would make Bruce, the serial adopter, Wayne shudder.

And well Marinette couldn’t exactly say they were wrong.

After all, most of them had been adopted at some point into the family.

And also there was a child sleeping in her living room.

~♡~♡~♡~

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goddessofspunk

3 years ago

there is a tendency with history, i think, because we’re so far removed from it, to kind of forget that all of the people were people

a child 10,000 years ago left a handprint on a wall. they were fingerpainting. a viking climbs up a rock just to carve the words “this is very high” 10ft off the ground. somebody centuries… milennia… ago burned their dinner so thoroughly that they buried the ruined pot in the backyard rather than attempt to clean it. shakespeare got drunk and wrote dick jokes. tutankhamun was a little boy who liked ducks more than anything. a roman carves his name into a monument in another country saying “i was here”. a prisoner, centuries ago, in the tower of london scratches lines into the wall as a tally marking the days. a medieval monk scrawls in the margins bemoaning the boredom of his work.

every human being across history has said “i was here. i lived. i loved. i made something. i laughed. i cried. please do not forget me”

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goddessofspunk

5 years ago

how to tip

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goddessofspunk

5 years ago

A tv show in the style of The Office and Parks and Rec, but it follows a small town high school marching band

A friend and I came up with a vague concept of it at lunch, but hear me out

-the band director is this disgruntled middle aged dude who just wants to win one season -he pretty much hates his job and is planning to quit, but he’s determined to outlast the drama teacher -his worst rival is the drama teacher. It’s so bad that the band kids and the theater kids won’t even look at each other

-the siblings, Jack and Lyse -Jack is a junior (saxophone player) -he low key secretly wants to play the Clarinet -he’s the saxophone section leader and Can’t Fucking Handle It™ -and he’s so mad because he worked so hard for it, but the people in his section just suck -he would totally try to act like everything is fine, though -“being section leader … It’s great. I love what I do.” *later* “I swear to God if one more freshmen runs into me while marching I’ll put old reeds in their marching shoes.” -Lyse is a sophomore -she was supposed to be a saxophone player like her brother, but she got voluntold to play mellophone because there weren’t enough of them -she doesn’t really care, though, because she just wants to make it through without being noticed -but halfway through the marching season we discover that she actually really wants to be a theater kid -because she’s just trying to survive high school, she kind of gets run over a lot, but she’s secretly really salty and will stand up for herself if you push her enough -“I was best friends with Evan (president of the drama club) until freshmen year when I found out that he was the snake putting hot sauce in my mouth piece. And what better way to get back at snakes then by putting snakes in their back pack? … Jack says that sometimes I over react, and I’m starting to think that maybe he’s right.”

-the percussionists are pretty much elusive emo kids in a weird “inner circle” type thing with favoritism amongst drum majors -except for one named Brent -he’s real name is not Brent, but at this point everybody is to afraid to ask what it actually is or why he’s called Brent -the first time we meet him he blows vape juice in a freshmans face -the freshmen kind of worship him, and can often be seen fanning him and doing his bidding for no reason -he carpools with people and tells who ever is in the back seat that they’re “sitting in his children” -hardly ever even shows up -“I’m a senior, so I just kind of come and go. I’m only staying for them” *looks out at the freshmen all standing to the side staring at him*

-the freshmen do not speak -they can be seen running around doing weird things, but they never talk -one of the running jokes is that one of them will get a talking head, but when they open their mouth to speak they get cut off by an upperclassmen

-the other running joke is that every time someone in color guard hits someone or an instrument, Bret just throws his snare drum (or nearest instrument) at them -several freshmen have been thrown -every time it happens the band director stares into the camera and makes a tally mark on his clipboard -the clipboard is pretty much just tally marks and a note with a reminder to die

Feel free to add stuff! Make your own characters!

(It’ll be called Band Kids, by the way)

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goddessofspunk

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