Stupid Idea But...

You've all heard of "Batman accidentally uses his suave playboy voice instead of his intimidating growly one while interrogating a thug" but now I present you: BATMAN ACCIDENTALLY USES HIS TIRED DAD™ VOICE.

I-been-working-on-this-case-for-76-hours-straight-Batman: *sigh* what did you do

Suddenly-guilty-feeling-Riddler: I can explain

When MCU Peter meets Spider-Verse Miles

Peter: So do you guys have a Dr. Strange too?? He’s like a wizard straight out of Harry Potter!

Miles: Harry Potter? Oh! Like the character from the Neville Longbottom books? I love those!

Peter:

Peter: What

every day i am percieved™️

Catfamily

Thanks to {•.•} on Ao3 we have a title for part 2 of Paris meets Selina Kyle!

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-So Selina now has her 2 wonderful children she adopted

- She decides to stay in Paris for a bit and teach them how to fight because honestly these were kids

- Of course she insisted on the whole you need to support each other as civilians to be a better team so identity reveal!

- That kind of killed their crushes on another because Adrien is Chat and Ladybug was Marinette

- So know that they know they have fully embraced their chaos child personalities and are living life well

- Of course then Lila decides to start her whole smear campaign of Marinette and Adrien is like nope not my sister

- Selina also gets another Kitten when Chloe joins in the Catfamily (because Chloe deserves a redemption arc)

- Queen Bee is also back in commission after heroes day due to a lot of miraculous magic and using the name Abeille

-Luka and Kagami are inducted to the Cat family shortly after

- The Catfamily is also considering Nino, Alix, Kim, and Max for possible membership due to them having seen the light

- And part time miraculous users Kagami and Luka are also being considered

- All in all the heroes of Paris are now Selina's kids and she now has a magical artifact that turns her into a cat hero

-She loves being the holder of the Tiger miraculous!

- Selina decides it's time for Bruce to meet his new step children

Selina- Brucie guess what? I took in a couple of strays!

Bruce- That's nice Selina, what type of cat are they?

Selina- Only one of them is a cat. A nice black cat to be precise.

A bewildered Bruce- Wait did you adopt a dog?

A delighted Selina who is acting like she is an offended Victorian maiden- Heavens no! I adopted children Bruce! To think you thought I would adopt a dog of all things! I thought you knew me!

Dick who just fell out of the celling- You adopted what!

Jason and Tim who fell out of the clock- She what!

Barbra, Stephanie, and Duke who are in the now open doorway- Children!

Cass signing- Congratulations!

Damian as he steps over Jason and Tim who are on the floor- Honestly Father you really thought she would adopt a dog?

-Cue a bunch of shenanigans as Adrien, Marinette, and Chloe meet their step-bat-family

-Marinette and Chloe totally drag their fashion choices with Adrien adding in occassionaly

-Bruce is appalled to find out Selina know has a magical cat artifact along with a hero identity that is protected by magic! And apparently she has magical powers now? Who thought that was a good idea? And why is she a magic cat hero!?!

-As you can see Bruce is not taking this new development well but his children are exited about the whole magical powers bit

-Damian likes all three of his new step siblings since they have their own city and hero legacies and won't take his

-Also Marinette makes amazing pastries and appreciates his drawings, he and Chloe have a mutual respect, and he can appreciate Agreste's fondness for felines and can you talk to them?

-The rest of the Batfamily  love their new French step siblings too

Anyway I am so sorry it has taken me so long to update. Everything has been so crazy since Covid started, but now it has calmed down a lot soo. Anyway I hoped you enjoyed part 2 of Selina in Paris! Happy Valentine’s Day guys!

Aella <3

Edit I totally forgot to add the tag list when I first posted this

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the world should accept that Margot Robbie and the costume design team behind the birds of pride created a new aesthetic, which i propose we call glittergrime. a shiny antidote to dark times :)

Hey idea:

Fu has been teaching Mari about the Miraculous since she was young. One day he was letting her playing with the kwami when something happened and he quickly put them away, but he forgot about the horse miraculous. And he tells Mari to go play in another room for a bit and she kinda uses kaalki to go to Gotham. More specifically the batcave, where Tim (sleep deprived of course) is working at the bat computer when a 5 year old child fell in him. After talking to her for a bit he tells her to stay there. He then goes to find his family and tells them what happened. They don’t believe him and think he is hallucinating. That is until Damian storms into the room.

“Why is this small child in the batcave playing with bat cow?! Father did you take in another loin minion? I am more than enough, I can do better than all of your other minions combined what made you believe you needed more.”

Everyone, except Tim, is speechless because Tim wasn’t hallucinating and there is another child.

“When did I bring this one home? I don’t remember adopting her. Is this becoming a problem?” (The last part is more to himself)

Mari explains to the fam who she is, Alfred then offers her some milk and cookies. After a while she says she needs to go home and Bruce is like “ok let me get my keys” but she is like “no thank you” and transforms. She then just kinda leaves.

The fam is just confused, but they see weird shit all of the time. They shrug it off and forget about it.

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Until next week when Mari pops up from behind dick as he is walking out the door for a date.

“Your tie is crooked”

Dick: *screams*

Batfam: *excluding Bruce and Alfred screams*

She then is regularly seen popping up around them.

Batman: *in a justice league meeting*

Mari: *pops out from under his cape*

Jason: *working on building a motorcycle with Roy*

Mari: *pokes her head out from above the handle bars*

Tim: *sleep deprived but working at the bat computer*

Mari: *takes his hand and drags him to bed*

(Tim thought she was a hallucination for almost two months)

Damian: *throws Titus a stick*

Titus: *brings back Mari by the collar of her shirt* (like a momma cat carrying her kitten)

Check Out These Maribat Ideas Inspired Works!

So I know I've said multiple times to feel free to write any of the ideas in this book as long as you tell me when you publish it along with giving me credit. I also know many of you want to see these ides being written so I would like to draw your attention to other works inspired by this one!

On Wattpad we have "Maribat one shots" by ravenfrey, "The cat family of Paris/Gotham" by HiyafolksUvU and "Maribat One-Shots" by justnxncy.

On Ao3 there's "Random Oneshots" by Cindyquil_love.

Check them out!!

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Happy, then: ugh, kids.

Happy, now: If Anyone Fucking L O O K S At Morgan Stark Or Peter Parker I Will Rip Them To Shreds With My Own Two Hands. I Won't Hesitate. Try It Bitch. I Dare You. If You So Much As B R E A T H In The Direction Of Tony's Kids, I Will Rip Out Your Intestines And Give Them To Morgan To Use As A Jump Rope. You Think I'm Fucking Joking? Test That Theory, See What Fucking Happens, Ass Hat. Fuck You.

Yep or at least in America

Shaggy and Scooby would have the bakery sell out in less than an hour Daphne is a fan of Mari's work

They would have the bakery sell out 5 minutes after entering it and Daphne commissions Mari for a ton of outfits thst fill up Mari's schedule and the outfits aren't needed up till a year or two.

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there is a tendency with history, i think, because we’re so far removed from it, to kind of forget that all of the people were people

a child 10,000 years ago left a handprint on a wall. they were fingerpainting. a viking climbs up a rock just to carve the words “this is very high” 10ft off the ground. somebody centuries… milennia… ago burned their dinner so thoroughly that they buried the ruined pot in the backyard rather than attempt to clean it. shakespeare got drunk and wrote dick jokes. tutankhamun was a little boy who liked ducks more than anything. a roman carves his name into a monument in another country saying “i was here”. a prisoner, centuries ago, in the tower of london scratches lines into the wall as a tally marking the days. a medieval monk scrawls in the margins bemoaning the boredom of his work.

every human being across history has said “i was here. i lived. i loved. i made something. i laughed. i cried. please do not forget me”