I Hope They Have That Scene In The Series In Which They Are Playing Hacky Sack And Grover Just *chomps*

Athena: i don't want my favorite daughter dating a screw-up

Percy: yeah well i don't want my favorite girlfriend daughtering a jerk-mom

I find it so funny that Matthias of all people probably knows the most vulgar form of Kerch known to mankind on account of learning it in prison.

Matthias, after stubbing his toe: *the most vile vulgar atrocious string of curses you’ve heard in your life*

the other crows: *staring in horror* 😨

Kaz, whistling: Damn, Helvar. I didn’t even know some of those.

when you know, you know - locklyle

my other edits

Kotlc x b99

Glimmer: what kind of a woman doesn't have an axe?

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Keefe: there is nothing gendered about a sexy cat.

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Sophie: I'm wired to thrive on dysfunction

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Fitz: I want someone to take me out

Tam: like on a date or with a sniper?

Fitz: surprise me

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Mr. Forkle to iggy in neverseen: do not blow this for us

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Biana: I think I just got stabbed by that guy

Fitz: oh yeah you did. You definitely did.

Dex: what's up? I got your text- oh my god biana there is a knife in you!!

Dex: Fitz did you stab biana?

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Linh: life is a party and I'm the piñata

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Fintan (in his ice prison): I'm not totally useless

Fintan: I can be used as a bad example

Marella: I can see that

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Maruca: how was i supposed to know there'd be consequences to my actions?

Wylie: *sighs*

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Sophie whenever something goes wrong: cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

Keefe: that's what family is

Keefe: people who can't kill you because they will be the first ones questioned

Sophie: no offense but your family is already killing you

Dex: only his mom at least

Sophie: no, one time cassius dropped him on his head as a baby

Dex: maybe it was an accident..........

Keefe: Have you met him?

Tam: well..... that explains a lot

I find it extremely funny when ppl try to excuse their blatant racism towards leah for being cast as annabeth but don't have that big of a problem with walker's hair

they always say "oH bUT bEIng BLOnd Is iMpoRTaNt tO hER CHAracteR"

No being blond isn't important to her character, being underestimated is

It took ten whole minutes just to find the original post to link

I swear to god the councilors are so fcking dumb that even gorgodon shit could handle the elvin world better than them.

They are literally an example of "smart individuals but when together there is not a single braincell present"

Jason after asking nico to make the move on will for the hundredth time and nico refusing: PAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN.

Nico:

I love percabeth but pipabeth is just absolutely *chef's kiss*

The forehead touch lives rent free in my head