Wylan Hendriks - Blog Posts

Important Anouncment:

In the german dub, when Jesper lies on top of Wylan, he doesn't say "you got me waffles", he literally says "you baked waffles for me"

Jesper, how tf do you forget someone who you not only slept with but who also actually sat down cooked for you?? Ffs

#3 : Wylan and Jesper

They're the same people your honour

Tags: @bookworm-center @wraith--2 @ell0ra-br3kk3r @she-posts-nerdy-stuff

Am I the only one who thinks Kaz Brekker is like the boss baby??

@jccatstudios @she-posts-nerdy-stuff @bookworm-center @wraith--2

HAHAHAHAHAHA LMAOOO I LOVE THIS

"Wylan and Jesper making out on the floor"

Matthias passing by: aw, young love. So pure and delicate

"walks until finding Inej and Kaz making intense eye contact"

Matthias: OH DJEL! MY EYES! WHAT KIND OF PORNOGRAPHIC DISPLAY IS THIS?!

This is incredible omg

a short presentation on why you should all read Six of Crows, by @hulklinging and i 

Screaming. crying. This is amazing

Yellow is Kaz’ favourite colour.

Not some bright and neon yellow but a soft, somewhat golden, type of yellow. The yellow you would spot faintly in a sunset, the yellow that reminds him of the days as a child watching that very sunset with his family, the yellow you could spot faintly on Matthias’ hair when the sun hit it just right, the yellow spotted in small specks throughout Nina’s eyes as she smiled widely- a teasing and caring smile, the yellow found surrounding Wylan with a soft glow as he laughed and shone with pure emotion, the yellow that glints in front of Kaz’ eyes when the sun hits Jesper’s precious Zemeni revolvers at just the right angle, the yellow showing throughout Inej’s tunic embroidered in small details he has memorised, the yellow he has found to be intertwined with all his favourite things about his life.

So yeah, his favourite colour is yellow.

What actually happened yes.

I suggest finishing Crooked Kingdom on chapter 39, namely at the moment, “But then she saw him striding toward her across the empty square. He raised his hand in greeting.”

The Crows got their revenge, eventually got their money and lived happily ever after, making their dreams come true.

Happy end. Xoxo.

Wesper Meme

Wesper baby : *starts crying in the middle of the night

Wylan : ( sleepily) it's your turn Jesper

Jesper : ( sleepily) fine

Jesper : *starts crying

Wylan : why in Ghezen's name did I marry you ?

I have just finished rules of wolves and i loved it (maybe later i will do a list of my favorite things in the book) but, we can talk about the final line?

"Take a message to the crow club." she said. "Tell Kaz Brekker that the Queen of Ravka has a job for him"

If this isn't a preview for a third book of the crows, I don't know what is.

Meet Phoebe, the first Wesper child

I just try to draw wylan.

Now I can't stop thinking about how happy I would be if this musical actually existed

Once again thinking about a Six of Crows musical featuring delightful hits such as:

Overture (Instrumental)

Ketterdam [Capitol of Capital] (Ensemble)

The Bastard of the Barrel (Kaz's song)

Stars and Saints (Inej's song)

Trigger Finger (Jesper's song)

Son of the Council (Wylan's song)

Welcome to Hellgate (Matthias's song)

To Hold a Heart [To End a Life] (Nina's song)

Two Step Plan (The Crows)

Tainted (Kanej Duet)

The Ice Court [Infiltration Destination] (The Crows)

Up the Incinerator (Ensemble)

Dance of the Dignitaries (Ensemble)

Two Pair (Wesper)

Hands of Flame (Ensemble)

Waters of Djel (The Crows)

Escape [We Have a Tank] (The Crows)

Jurda Parem (Ensemble)

Stay Afloat (Helnik Duet)

Bastard's Lament [To Lose a Spider] (Ensemble)

No Mourners, No Funerals (Ensemble)

Exit the Crows (Instrumental)

Now if only I knew how to compose music...

Jesper: What do you have against library's?

Wylan: I've held books before; and I gotta say, it doesn't really do it for me.

do you ever think about how Wylan probably couldn’t make much noise at home without becoming a target and how he took care of his flute anyway, he studied the music and cherished it and probably played only when he was sure no one would hear and he finally got to go to school for it, for the one thing that’s his and brings him joy, and they try to kill him. He never makes it and the first time he just plays and doesn’t care is on the streets of the barrel with a waterlogged instrument and soaked clothes but he had to save it because it was all he had left of himself

I don’t

Thinking about a baby Wylan who sets tiny traps all through the mansion. A loose nail on a floorboard, a tiny bell too close to the door dangling from a crooked light, a tiny chiseled hole in the door, and a tiny scrap of medal in the doorknob to jingle when it’s touched. Tiny things all over the mansion, mostly harmless but some just hints of the pain his father causes, acting as a desperate little security alarm for a terrified little boy.

How he grows up and they grow with him. How these little tricks feel like friends when they’re the only thing protecting him.

Wylan Van Eck sets them and Wylan Hendricks(-Fahey) takes them apart with a smug partner at his side.

Wylan with friends now, a real family, who disarms the inside protections and fills it with emotional ones. How it’s suddenly too loud with laughter to hear a little bell and how he doesn’t need it anyway. The only security lingers outside when the first people in his life step in to protect him first. Real security, not traps scattered in the floorboards.

The look on Jespers face as they take them apart lingers but the hurt doesn’t. The pride sticks - the strength of surviving fills the halls but it’s not alone. He’s not alone.

Just thinking about a Wylan who was always a fighter, even when he was small and scared. How he survived and finally made home a real one.

something about Wylan having all of his fathers darkness and being so close to dirty hands but kaz died on the shores of the barrel and Wylan was born there

Wylan Van Eck breaking the cycle with his little sibling and not even realizing it cause how could anyone hurt something so perfect

Playing piano with them, thinking they can do no wrong, just generally loving them unconditionally and obliviously being terrified he’s gonna be like his dad but he’s never been, he’s always been Maryas son

Kanej🤝Hozier

Im willing to kill everyone I know and sell my soul to the devil for a hug from Jack Wolfe

I know Wylan’s line of ‘just girls?’ seems to imply that Kerch is a heteronormative society but I think it would be objectively funny and also incredibly in character for Wylan to assume he managed to fall for the one straight guy in all of Ketterdam. Like yeah queerness is the standard but Wylan is over here thinking with his luck he’ll have managed to find the one fucking guy who only likes girls. And then the guy in question is the most overt bisexual you’ve ever seen.

honored to represent our queen Inej

the Crows as things my friends have said:

kaz: "what are we doing? I wasn't paying attention, I was too busy scheming."

inej: "he was terrified of me because he thought I tried to murder him and I wasn't gonna stop him from believing that."

jesper: "my summer aesthetic is otter pop."

wylan: "I was gonna fact check it, and then I forgot, and now it's been two months, so--"

nina: "I just need more food because I'm a gluttonous little beast."

matthias: "You disgust and amaze me at the same time."

SOC SPOILERS

Meanwhile in the tank:

I’m so tired I need to sleep but they

THEY WONT LET ME SLEEP

wylan = merlin = charlie

jesper = arthur = nick

thanks that’s it xx