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i want a kotlc book but it's in the neverseen's pov. and maybe some extra stories of them being silly.
Glimmer: what kind of a woman doesn't have an axe?
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Keefe: there is nothing gendered about a sexy cat.
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Sophie: I'm wired to thrive on dysfunction
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Fitz: I want someone to take me out
Tam: like on a date or with a sniper?
Fitz: surprise me
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Mr. Forkle to iggy in neverseen: do not blow this for us
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Biana: I think I just got stabbed by that guy
Fitz: oh yeah you did. You definitely did.
Dex: what's up? I got your text- oh my god biana there is a knife in you!!
Dex: Fitz did you stab biana?
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Linh: life is a party and I'm the piñata
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Fintan (in his ice prison): I'm not totally useless
Fintan: I can be used as a bad example
Marella: I can see that
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Maruca: how was i supposed to know there'd be consequences to my actions?
Wylie: *sighs*
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Sophie whenever something goes wrong: cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool