Yes I Did Misspell Siffrins Name - Blog Posts

Since everyone's getting their siffren plushies, I want to share my expert, amazing, 100% beneficial guide

● 1 comfort your siffrin

- soft head pats

- shoulder touch

- talk to them

●2 introduce the siffren to new things

-new smells

- new places, etc

● it is important to keep ur siffren away from pineapples

- yes this includes hawaiian pizza.. u weirdo

● 3 make sure ur siffrin doesn't get lonely

- give them plushies to talk to

- shamefully open ur wallet to buy the rest of the party

●4 BY GOD DO NOT LET THEM OPEN THEIR EYES, I REPEAT DO NOT LET THEM SEE COLOURS THIS WILL HURT UR SIFFRIN

● 5, keep an eye on siffrin & loop if ever/ whenever they are communicating

● introduce ur siffrin with modern culture

(Brainrott)

● DO NOT LET THE SIFFRIN LISTEN TO THE NEWS, DO NOT. THEY WILL FREAK OUT

● mac and cheese

-Extremely effective