Tmr Minho - Blog Posts

finished flavor the fever code and hate Teresa more<3

Question like Thomas

Be brave like Minho

Have Newt's heart

And above all, run from Grievers

Homem-Rato: Estamos com um de vcs

Thomas: Ih

Newt: Qual deles???

*Voz do Minho ao fundo*: Vc conhece o miro?

Homem-Rato: Que miro?

Minho: MIRO NO SEU CU E ATIROKKKKKKKKKKK

Homem-Rato: Vem buscar ele pelo amor de Deus

Thomas: Pode ficar pra vc

Minho: Is Thomas the little spoon or the big spoon?

Thomas: I AM A DANGEROUS KNIFE, DON'T TRY ME-

Newt: He's the little spoon and he loves it

Minho: Oh, I see

Newt: there are only three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Thomas way

Minho: isn't that the wrong way

Newt: yeah, but it's faster

Y'all you'll never believe what I saw-

A flock of FlaMINHOs

Heh..... Get it?

No?

I'll stop now

maze runner incorrect quotes

newtmas:

thomas: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning. newt: This is a lie. newt: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie. newt: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.

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thomas: Do you want to know your gay name? newt: My... my gay name? thomas: Yeah, it's your first name- newt: Haha. Very funny thomas- thomas: *gets down on one knee* And my last name. newt: Oh- oh my god.

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thomas: As top in this relationship, I think we should- newt: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

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*newt comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in thomas’s bedroom.* thomas: Babe, are you.. coming to bed? newt: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a boyfriend. newt: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* thomas: ...

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thomas: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake? newt: Aww- thomas: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!

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newt: *seductively takes off glasses* newt: Wow... thomas: *blushes* Haha... what? newt: You're really fucking blurry.

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newt: I want to kiss you. thomas, not paying attention: What? newt: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

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*newt and thomas are in Paris.* newt: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny? thomas: But... newt: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and... thomas: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception? newt: Yeah. thomas: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe. newt: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION. thomas: Okay, alright.

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thomas: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? newt: Peonies, why? thomas: newt: Were you going to get me flowers? thomas: newt: thomas: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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thomas: Do you love me? newt: We’re literally married. thomas: Yeah, but as friends or—

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newt: Are you ready to commit? thomas: Like, a crime or a relationship?

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newt: Fight me! thomas: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring* thomas: Fight me for the rest of our lives.

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newt, texting thomas: Hey do you like anyone? thomas: Yeah you newt: Oh, I'm sorry we're just friends thomas: *Yeah, you? thomas: Oh haha sorry lol newt: *dies inside*

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newt: You got a date yet thomas? thomas: No... newt: Well you do now! Get your arse up and hold my hand!

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newt: Pros and cons of dating me. newt: Pros. You'll be the cute one. newt: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

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thomas: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it. newt: What- how? thomas: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

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thomas: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism. newt: How so? thomas: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

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thomas: Father, I have sinned. newt: Daddy, I’ve been naughty.

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newt: thomas, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life? thomas: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.

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gladers:

gally: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

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minho: Did you like the food I made? thomas: No, not really. minho: But I put my heart and soul into it! thomas: No wonder it tastes so cold and dead.

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gally: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce. minho: What's wrong with you?? gally: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce?? Pay attention. newt: No, they mean other than that. gally: Ohhhhhh. gally: I haven't slept in 4 days.

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minho: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect

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minho: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit? Who knows.

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newt: Raisins. It's nature's candy.

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minho, laying in bed: Get out of my room. gally, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.

HEYYYY STRAWBERRIESSSS IM BACKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!

i have not posted in a while bc i've been suppa busssyyyy but here's something and i might post more later on

love ya'llll!!!!!

So I was rewatching the Maze Runner and like… this is the best concept ever. Teenage boys, trapped together for the foreseeable future, and the smartest thing they can think of… is the go explore the maze of doom. But let’s be honest. If 50+ teenage boys were shoved into a box, they’d get up to way wilder shit than just some light homicide.

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝'𝐯𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐥 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢'𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐭 "𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭" 𝐥𝐨𝐥...

do y'all ever think - in the safe haven, after all is said and done, after ample time has passed and whatnot - that when new and young arrivals show up, gally just yk… has his moments😃?

like, yes, bro has definitely learned, worked on, and grown himself as a person, but there's definitely times where younger kids/teens test what little patience he still has left, and he'll trickle back into his old persona a bit. Glade Gally™ lmao.

and I think the best way to describe that is using that one tiktok audio from the croods movie lmfao (stfu, ik everything I say is followed by “...tHaT oNe tIkToK aUdi0!!”, I can't help being chronically online)...

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gally, welcoming newcomers to the safe haven: here…! right here…! all your needs will be met-

one kid, who's already asked one too many questions: i'm hungry-

gally: -IN A MINUTE!!!

newcomers: 😀…

thomas, fry, newt, and minho, who all saw this coming: 😔…

gally, continuing: 🙄 … 😊all your needs will be met, and…!

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LIKE LMAO😭. tell me he wouldn't have several little bursts like that where anyone that knew him pre-scorch and death cure events just has to laugh at because YUP, there's the gally we're used to.

alternatively, the vice versa lol…

thomas, minho, frypan, and newt still trying to adjust to Mature Gally™, completely flabbergasted when maybe a young newcomer is particularly aggravating or clumsy or whatever, and gally is just ever so patient and calm (for the most part, he's trying lmao💀✋🏽)...

“It's okay, you got it. No one carves a perfectly sharp stake their first try.” “No, not like that. You shave it towards you, and next thing you know, you'll be missing a thumb.” “Hey…! Your voice… lower it by several notches, please? Awesome, thanks.”

cue the boys just genuinely stunned because had it been them back in the glade, they never would've heard the end of his loud mouth and neverending string of demands.

ANOTHER AUDIO COMES TO MIND WITH THIS LMAO!!!...

that stupid ass clip from smiling friends lmaooo but in this context, it'd be like…

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minho, finishing an important conversation with gally, ending it with a dumbass joke he definitely should not have told lmao: *flinching*

gally, totally oblivious and amused: lol you're stupid, dude, I'll catch you later.

thomas & fry, having watched the entire interaction: ???

minho: dude, when he moved his arm, I thought he was gonna hit me😃. I thought he was gonna fucking punch me when he-

thomas: -I actually thought the same thing, I really did😔.

minho: yeah.

fry: I saw you flinch😆.

minho: he was fidgeting, he was, like- he was moving around a lot, and I thought he was gonna hit me😔.

fry: I just remember how he was in the glade, and like😓…

thomas: yeah, a lot of bad stuff happened there😞.

minho: yeah, I didn't know what he😶-... yeah😞.

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just a collective stun of how mellowed out he is now, which imo, I don't think would last too long, and it doesn't come from a place of like, “oh, we hate him.”

more of a genuine suprise at the 180° of his personality, like, be honest with yourself,,, if one of your closest friends suddenly became nearly the complete opposite of how you last knew and encountered them, you wouldn't be a little on edge? come on lol. I think over time, they'd get used to it and would probably rebond with one another - a "matter of time" type of deal.

anyways, just one of a million thoughts I have in my head, complete with references that will probably not be understood💀✋🏽.

so yeah, that's all, bye /ᐠ-˕-マ♡.

𝐈 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐚 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐝𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐨𝐤𝐚𝐲...

brenda gets loud/easily amused when she's drunk (I mean, it's obnoxious, the girl points and belly laughs with crazy sounding inhales, it's obsecene - she's adorable).

gally locks in and gets hyperaware - almost paranoid - when he's drunk (the horrors persist, but so does he).

aris gets sleepy when he's drunk (has passed out in places even he worries about once he wakes up).

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😀👋🏽 *waves in everything is normal and fine*

ik it's been months since I've posted last, but fyi, I'm deathly, severely, obsessively hyperfixated on maze runner again. so if one has been looking for a place and wanting to drop some requests in someone else's inbox, here would definitely be the place and now would definitely be the time😃.

>> maze runner masterlist

Newt gets clingy when he’s drunk

Thomas gets fussy when he’s drunk

Minho gets reckless when he’s drunk

Thank you for your time

/ᐠ-˕-マ~ master list for...

𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 !

《 ♡ 》 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐬

nothing here yet :(

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nothing here yet :(

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《 ♡ 》 𝐧𝐞𝐰𝐭

newt x blackgirl!reader rant

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nothing here yet :(

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《 ♡ 》 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐚

nothing here yet :(

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𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬 : [active] [hiatus] [offline]

𝐫𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐬 : [open] [closed]

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𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐫 :

I haven't read the books (ikik don't yell at me) so this is all movie-lore based writing.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ...𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ...𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞