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I lay in bed. I think about how MHA should've ended with Katsuki and Izuku back at that fucking river. I lose my ability to sleep.
the world needs more gay hockey players.
taniatsu is cool. that’s it. that’s the post.
monoma can play the piano and midoriya is madly in love with him
I’m still Standing by Elton John will always remind me of Tatsuya Kimura
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Last night I had a crazy @$$ dream.
So it's raining outside, my dad decides to go fishing in the rain in the parking lot like a crazy person. He does this jokingly but brings his actual fishing stuff.
My mom, who is not my actual mom but is now Kirsten Dunst (as a redhead), comes out of the car and let's us kids play in the rain.
Then my dad's friend (a famous guy I can't remember now) also shows up and just starts talking to him.
Suddenly Thor and Lady Thor fly in and begin talking with my dad as well.
But none of that matters because freaking BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY SHOWS UP! He drifts in, parks perfectly, and is dressed like he was just at a fancy event. The man asks my father," What are you doing out here in the rain?"
"Fishing."
"Oh. Cool." And proceeds to CATCH A FISH. IN THE RAIN. (Then stomp on it to kill it but that doesn't matter because plot holes, fish is alive again). Mind you this is a parking lot there's no actual source of water just a bit of flood. This man appears andsuddenly a fish does and he just "hm, catchin fish in the rain" like it's nothing! We were gobsmacked, appalled, absolutely flabbergasted by this man (who we didn't even know in the dream.)
So now suddenly we have a group of five adults and five children and the adults decide "Hey wanna go danger driving?" "Yeah sure."
Apparently the music dictates the danger survivability. So no one dies until the second part of the dream.
The second part of the dream begins where the first left off. Danger driving (which I can only describe as driving in a partially destroyed car against other partially destroyed cars but where they have a slope so they crash into you and you try to dodge them). They all survive, of course, and decide to go to a park for the kids (which there are now like fourteen of).
One guy (the guy whose face I can't remember though it could've been Samuel L. Jackson) stays behind to take a smoke while the rest of us enter the sloped tunnel entrance.
Then, a glimpse. A mechanical head with ugly scars and crazy white hair sits in front of a computer watching us. Or more specifically, Bill Nye the Science Guy. The culprit turns around reveals himself to be...ALBERT EINSTEIN! (Whom looks more like the robot president from Inside Job).
The man was but a mere face mask for Bill Nye the science guy to wear when he had a horrible accident and had to go vegan because he couldn't eat meat anymore. Then when he recovered he built him a robotic head as an A.I. for Bill Nye the Science Guy. But he no longer wants to be that, a mere robotic head. He wants more!
So what does he do? He decides to build himself a robotic body and kill his creator and his friends. He merges with the body and picks up an axe (that looks a lot like stormbreaker) and goes hunting.
The first to die is the man who was left out smoking, head axed clean off!
Then we head back to my POV. Where I am holding my baby sister while climbing down the slippery slope. Luckily there are pools on the side for me to use as leverage and balance while my dad RUSHES ME AS IF I'M PURPOSELY GOING AT THE RATE OF A SNAIL.
I eventually get to the park. My cousins and sisters already there, the adults watching (not really) while talking amongst themselves.
When Bill Nye the Science Guy decides to go out for a bit. He lights a cigar (which he would never do in my heart) and never smokes it. Man just holds it in his fingers and observes the world.
Then his head is hacked off. Clean, one strike like the other. Albert Einstein (yes we're still calling him that) readily picks up Bill Nye the Science Guy's head and shoves it in a jar. He proceeds on with an intent to kill everyone.
POv back to me, we're all having fun till my uncle (actual uncle)'s head do flying off. Thor and Lady Thor try to fight him while everyone else runs away. The kids hide in the rooftops and the adults scatter.
Albert Einstein fights them off and hides only to find us and proceeds to try to kill us only for him to find I HAVE SUPERPOWERS! Specifically electricity.
So I fight the dude off and try to negotiate him because I gotta protect my cousin's and sisters. That succeeds because he realizes he can't defeat me since he's a robot and so I go to tattletale on the adults but that plan completely fails because "mom needs to be alive to watch after us" and the thors kinda ran away as in Thor got badly injured so now they have to go.
Anyway Albert Einstein doesn't like that so he tries to kill the kids again and I stop him but now there's no negotiating so I tell em "hey, you guys gotta go." And I hold him off there.
That's it, that's the dream. I dunno if I succeed if the adults are all gone, if the kids survive, or if I hold him there forever. Quite a dream wasn't it?
Luckily I went back to sleep (cause it was eight A.M.) and had another dream that was pretty cool and weird but not as weird as this one.
Maybe 14 or 10 with Armin, please?
why not both? 😄
10. sleeping
Armin’s sleeping has its surprises, he can fall asleep literally anywhere. closing his eyes a bit too long on the bus, lying down to rest (“just a minute”) while playing, losing interest above a book...
when Candy is over, he tries not to “stand her up” like this though, so they can spend as much time together as possible. he’s still the first one to fall asleep, but Candy doesn’t mind it, as she can keep herself occupied by running her hands through his hair
in those rare occasions when Armin stays awake for longer, he just tries to calm down their surroundings (turning off the TV, switching off the lights, etc), then just puts his arms around Candy to cuddle her
he enjoys being a little spoon, but he prefers enveloping Candy more, it’s like hugging his blanket while sleeping
he usually sleeps for long time, occasionally waking up to drink or go to the restroom. when he wakes up much sooner, he can be moody for the whole day 🤭
14. pregnancy / birth
I think Armin would look forward to becoming a father, he couldn’t wait to have little Candies and little Armins running around the house and to pass down his knowledge lol
he doesn’t know anything about pregnancy though (“WHY DOES IT KICK??”), which makes waiting part both harder and funnier
in the beginning, he swears to do a lot of things, from buying baby carriage to painting the kid’s future room. not all of these are successful (“I know I was supposed to buy a carriage, but look what I found...”), but what he does, he does with heart
despite his excitement, I don’t think he’d go in with Candy, he couldn’t bear sitting in one place, walking up and down in the corridor is better. when he finally hears his child, he’d rush in immediately though, to embrace the two of them
I suddenly understand why bean juice is so important to humanity.
I have this theory that after Simon Accends, him and Alec just completely switch roles in the TMI gangs dynamic. Like Alec just becomes this Chotic gay that just says and does stuff randomly and everyone just looks at him. And Simon reluctantly become "The Mom Friend" and attempt to keep everyone in check, and make sure they eat and just be 'gag' responsible.
chloe with a tiny lil diamond stud nose piercing.