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Harry Potter x Zombies
Well it’s been 3 years after the war. Most warriors become auror or just works at the ministry. Me, and the weasley twins become quidditch players in Puddlemere United quidditch team (me as a chaser, the twins as beater as usual).
Our lives couldn’t have been more better after the war. I mean, i just saved fred-fkin-weasley from death. Like, imagine if i didn’t save him at the first place (*cough* jk rowling *cough*). One day, Kingsley Shacklebolt aka our new minister of magic suddenly called us (the golden trio, silver trio, me and the twins) and tell us that there’s been a freakin Zombie attack on the muggle world! And that the zombies at trying to get through our world too. After long lectures of “what the hell is a mo’ freakin zombie” lectured by me and Hermione, we get ready.
We’re not just gonna use wands, we’re also gonna use muggle weapons, such as: gun, knife, sword (yes, Kingsley succeeded to Convince us to use a sword) , and bunch other stuff. While the ministry is spreading warning through daily prophet, we got down to muggle world and, oh boy.
It’s turning into a freakin apocalypse now!
Kingsley told us about how there’s zombies around because a stupid company has spilled dangerous chemicals and contamining some water sources and people at the company too. When the people contaminated with these chemicals, their cell brains got destroyed and leave them to behave like animals. specifically, cannibals. They become crazy and sht and people that they bite or tear will become zombies too.
And then we basically just got inside a freakin war zone. And you wanna ask which one’s worse; this apocalypse or battle of Hogwarts? I think you already know the answer. – yea i just watched ‘freakish’ (its a tv show on hulu ft Liza Koshy fyi) and i was inspired so i make this story idea ehe -lily
Kun:Well,As I’ll Promised To Y’all...,¡Here I’ll Come...,My Story,’’Demonborn’’,Will Be ‘Ere In Tumblr Every Freakin’ Day,But,Now...,¿Let’s Go Along Chapter 1..., Shall We?:
*Hell,Long Ago...*
Mad King Ryan:’’Hahaha...,¡The Throne Is Mine¡’’.
Demons:’’¡Yay¡’’.
Mad King:’’Now...,Let Me Call Kazu...’’.
*In Her Bedroom,The Young Demon Princess Is Dressing Up,While Her Twin Sibling,Shakalo,(I’ll Know...,I’ll Give ‘Em Weirdest Names,Since My Lil’ Brother Told Me About These)...
Kazumo:’’¡What a Day¡’’,(Kazu Is a Female Demon).
Shakalo:’’Yeah...’’,*Crossing His Arms*.
Mad King:*Grinning*,’’¿Will You Both Get Down ‘Ere To The Living Room?’’.
Shakalo:’’¡Coming,Dad¡’’.
*Now...*
Mad King:’’¿Oh,My Kids?’’.
Shakalo:’’¿What?’’.
Mad King:’’Let’s Introduce Everyone At All Ceremony...’’.
Kazumo:’’Yeah...’’.
Queen Ponyo:’’Hello...,Kiddos...’’.
Shakalo:’’¿Are You a Demon Like Us?’’.
Queen Ponyo:’’Uhm...,*Rubbing Her Hands Shyly*,Yup...’’.
Kazumo:’’¿Why Don’t You’ll Tell Me ‘Bout Thou?’’.
Queen Ponyo:’’I...’’.
*Meanwhile...*
???:’’Oh...,I Hope King Ryan Will Give Me His Throne...’’,(Jim).
Shakalo:’’¿Eh?’’.
???:’’Mwahahaha...’’.
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Kazumo:’’Zis Isn’t Good...’’.
???:’’Yes...,But,¡Your Foolish Daddy & Mummy Gonna Be Dead When I’ll Take Over¡’’.
Queen Ponyo:’’¿Jim...,What’re You’ll Trying To Talk About Us?’’.
???:’’Nothing...,Sorry...’’.
Queen Ponyo:*Glares*,’’Geez...,If We’ll Spy You Once More,Mephisto...,¡You’ll Shall Be The One Whom Will Die¡’’.
???:’’Ugh,Fine...’’,*Raising His Black Eyebrows While He Scratches His Short Goatee*.
Kazumo:’’¿Who Is ‘Im?’’.
Rahsieroch Hishiza,(Their Mentor):*Appearing Behind Our Twins*,’’¿Oh...,You Mean...,Jim Pheles,Al’ight?’’,’’He Is a Devious Demon Who May Be Sometimes Friendly...,But,Kazu..,Never Trust ‘Im...’’.
Shakalo:’’¿Sorta?’’.
Rahsieroch:’’Yeah...,I’ll Can’t Be Saying About Him...,’Cuz He’ll Attract Innocent Victims...’’.
Kazumo:’’Okay...’’.
*Half a Hour Later...*
Mad King:’’¿Did You’ll Met Mr. Mephisto,Daughter?’’.
Kazumo:’’¡Of Course¡’’.
Mad King:’’He’ll Loves Being Suspicious...,So...,Be Careful...’’.
Shakalo:’’We Will...’’.
*This Is The Ending Of This Episode...*
???:’’Ugh...,Hmph...,Seems Like Her Highness Is Upset At Me...,But,Soon...,¡I, James Pheles...,Gonna Rob The Wacky King’s Realm,& Everything Will Finally Be Mine¡’’.
Chancellor Kuomor:’’¿Boss,Are You Sure?’’.
???:’’Heheh...,Yes,My Dear Chancellor...,¡We’ll Will Steal All Kingdom From That Fool,And We’ll Will Rule The Entire Underland Like Gods¡’’.
Jirsio Khibu,(Jim’s Dastardly Ifrit Henchman):’’¡You’re a Cunning Genius,Boss¡’’.
Chancellor Kuomor:’’Our Plan Will Be Successful...’’.
???:’’Indeed...’’,’’Hahaha...’’.
The End...,¿Or Is It?...,(Fun Facts:I’ll Gonna Accept Fanart From This Story)...,& Now,¿Let’s Do ‘Zis Mighty Ending Like ‘Zis...:’’¿Will Mephisto & His Henchmen Steal King Ryan’s Crown Of Tulips For Their Own Naughty Purposes...?