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Rise of TMNT & TMNT ‘12 Incorrect Quotes

Rise of TMNT

For fun, the turtles are doing a brownie cooking competition. Splinter, April, and Draxum are the judges and are about to announce thewinner.

Splinter: Our first brownie, without a doubt, is Mikey’s peanut butter brownie.

*Everyone claps and cheers, though with less enthusiasm from Donnie and Leo*

Mikey: Wow, there’s so many people to thank, first of all, my parents, everyone who believed in me- how much time do we have? We can- we can move on, I’m sorry.

April: Everything else sucked compared to Mikey, for real.

*Everyone starts laughing*

April: I mean. If Mikey is over here, you guys are not even in this room.

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Rise of TMNT 

Leo and Mikey are having a spitball contest to see how many they can land in a cup.  None of them have gotten a point. Mikey goes first and misses then Leo goes and gets his first point.

Leo: Yeah!! Did that go in? [checks cup] Yeah.

*Mikey goes again and nearly hits Leo. He misses*

Leo: OMG.

*Mikey spits out a second one but still misses*

Leo: How did you produce another one?

*Mikey laughs*

Leo: Where did that come from?

Mikey: I had two in my mouth.

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TMNT 2012

Donnie asked Mikey to do a timed multiplications test for a study. Mikey has trouble and is mentally exhausted by the time the timer goesoff.

Mikey: [hands over test] Alright, just grade the whole thing then we’ll talk about it.

Donnie: Okay, cool.

Mikey: [heavily sighs with a hand on his head] Aww man, that was so stressful.

*Donnie starts laughing*

Mikey: Genuinely, so stressful.

Donnie: I don’t know what- I just think you built it up in your mind.

Mikey: Well, because-

Donnie: [looks at paper] Oh.

Mikey: [laughs] Don’t worry about it, we’ll talk about it after.Just- Just grade it.

*Donnie stares at paper in utterbewilderment*

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TMNT 2012

Mikey and Casey are making pizza together and, as they waitfor the pizza to cook, they fool around.

Casey: Do the dance of Italy.

Mikey: [starts dancing] The dance of Italy! Howowo! It’s thedance of Italy!

*Casey joins in*

Both: Howowowo! It’s the dance of Italy! Howowowo! It’s the dance of Italy! Hoowowowo!

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TMNT 2012

Mikey, Raph, and Casey are going to cook together, and Mikey wants to do a funny intro.

Mikey: We are here to conquer cake once and for all. Introducing Casey “the Raph” Jones & Raph “the Casey” Jones. Together they make Rasey!

Casey & Raph: Nooo! Nooo!

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Rise of TMNT

Raph and Mona Lisa(oc) are meeting for the first time. Mona Lisa has Draxum pinned by the throat and Raph is trying to negotiate with her.

Raph: Y’know, if killing the Kraang is your sole purpose, I don’t think this is the best way to go about it. But here’s the point, he betrayed the Kraang and they are coming back for him. And when they do, that’s when you [makes the cutting your neck gesture]

Mona: Why would I put my finger on their throat?

Raph: [confused] What? Oh, no, it’s a symbol. This is a symbol for you slicing their throat. 

Mona: I would not slice his throat. I would cut their heads clean off.

Raph: It’s a general expression for you killing someone. [talking to a fellow alien] You’ve heard of this, you’ve seen this, right. Y’know whatthat is.

Alien: Yeah. [sees Mona glare at them] No. No.

Marvel/Gamora Unpopular Opinion

My Opinion: Having 2014 Gamora replace 2019 Gamora was a terrible choice.

The reason why I disliked this writing choice because all the character growth she got is gone. The rest of the Guardians have developed, while Gamora basically got a restart. Plus, Starmora(don’t know the official ship name) is basically left with a lovestruck Peter and a clueless Gamora.

I know that there will be a third Guardians movie, but it’s probably going to be slow since Gamora is going to need some development. Or they might skip over the development and not let us see it.

Anyway, I know this may sound harsh. But, sometimes, characters shouldn’t be brought back to life.

Wow, this really would’ve had me crying for at least ten full minutes two years and some odd months ago. Huh.

To wipe out half of the universe with the snap of his fingers

truly a love hate relationship :D

Reacting to a kidnapping attempt part 3:

Guardians of the Galaxy edition

Quill

Gamora

Drax

Rocket

Mantis

Groot

Nebula

Watch out Marvel Rivals players, I’m boutta start playing this shit

You won’t see me coming (I fucking suck at video games and will probably end up running into a wall)

Other marvel directors:

And here’s five seconds of a queer character you will never see again

James Gunn:

Here’s Drax and Mantis getting blitzed in a gay bar at Christmas time 🌈🌈🌈

Russo brothers: no the one who plays peter

Pratt: Yes?

Russo brothers: not you Chris

Hemsworth and Evans: did somebody say cHRiS?

way to break your old man’s heart kids ;)

“This is interesting. Chris is about to drop the orb. This is totally real. This was not planned. Chris actually dropped the orb, and then he, of course, recovered it with humour; but he actually dropped the orb. That was not planned, at all.”

Can we talk about Star Lord's grandfather for a moment?

The dude watches his daughter die, and then his grandson, who he was supposed to take in, just fucking disappears immediately after. And he never sees him again.

They never address this. The poor man. He lost fucking everything in the space of seconds.

I need to see a reunion here, please.

T'Challa ia crying, Wanda is crying, Parker is scared and Drax is like fuck this shit.

The Soul World Paradox

Summary: Peter Parker wakes up in the new place to him. Quickly he finds out that he is trapped in the soul world among other heroes that were affected by snap of Thanos’ fingers.

Warnings: none!

Words: 1767

Authors: Beast

Request by: @kastrup-sofie Request: I have a request Action takes place at Soul Stone. After IW all avengers and heroes who were wiped away from Earth, meet there and they accuse each other of things that happened. And, f.e. Quill screams at Strange, Spidey think Bucky is Jesus and he is Heaven, T'Challa cries after his sister and Okoye Something funny ^^

There was nothing but darkness all around him.

Second later, he heard some voices.

A sudden thought ran through his head; he knew some of the voices.

He slowly opened his eyes. At first, he blinked few times, giving his sense a time to get used to the lightness.

He saw a blurry figure that was leaning towards him.

“Are ya okay, kid?” asked a strong, deep voice.

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Everyone in Infinity Wars gonna be complaining about how hard these last few years have been for them until Thor rolls up with no hair, no hammer, and one eye. 

Chat, do we fw Marvel rivals and Phighting? anyways here’s some art of my mains and secondary mains if they get stolen

And then star-lord just being himself

(I can NEVER keep one artstyle for valorant characters istg)

MARVELous

Avengers Infinity War

AVENGERS INFINITY WAR

Laughing at my sister as she's dazzling the room. Then you walked in, and my heart went

*starlord hiding in a box trying to scare mantis*

Mantis: "Quill, why are you in there?"

Starlord, coming out of the box: Aww did you know?!

Mantis: I can feel your laughter radiating out of the box, plus I saw your hair peaking out.

Have some sketchy Peters saving the universe

Proof that Peter Maximoff and Peter Quill would be best friends if they ever met:

1. Bonding over daddy issues, both of which are complete psychos.

2. Love of music. They would listen to their Walkmans non stop together. Plus the fact they listen to music while on serious and dangerous missions can be added bonding moments.

3. Having had to break their dad (adopted or not) from prison is bound to have them comparing tactics.

4. Similar decade and childhood culture means they would be able to understand references the other makes.

I just like the idea of them being friends.

disclaimer: Art is not mine, credit to artists.

#rocketraccoon #peterquill #petraquill #Entanglement

Some Stuff on Insta :) Our lovely Peter Quill/Star Lord 

Conventions

Has anyone seen conventions involving Mackie, Tom, and Seb? Can I say just some of them are really bad, like the holland fans are attacking Seb and Mackie and just being overly rude.

It made me seriously uncomfortable because I absolutely love all three men and hate that their not as kind to each as I want them to be, but you guys have to realize that Seb and Mackie are grown ass men!! Of course they have a hard time getting along with Tom, most adults have a hard time relating to someone more than ten years younger than them, but that doesn't mean they hate each other so you shouldn't be rude to them!

P.S. I wrote this on my phone so don't judge my bad punctuation and everything else! Just be kind to others especially when you don't know their REAL relationships 🙂😑