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Chan: You know what strength is?
Chan: It's forgiving someone who wasn't even sorry.
Minho: Not to be dramatic but I would literally rather die.
Seungmin: I don't consider myself hip.
Seungmin: I'm like
Seungmin: Shoulder.
Jisung: No, you are an ass.
Minho: Maybe, only cats can become ghost. That's why ghost always knock over stuff and make noises at night.
Changbin:
Minho: I have connected the two dots.
Changbin: You didn't connect shit.
Minho: I have connected them.
Changbin: Minho is such a bitch.
Minho: Come again bitch.
Changbin: He's like the main mean girl.
Minho, looking proud at himself: I'm a shady bitch.
Chan: What is going on here?
Jisung:
Felix:
Jisung: Let's face it, Chan-
Felix: -this is not the worst thing you've caught us doing.
[How To Annoy Seungmin 101]
Hyunjin: Carpe diem, seize the day.
Felix: Carpe noctem, seize the night.
Jisung: Carpe natem, seize the ass.
Seungmin: One more word and I'm going to carpe someone's neck. Try me.
Hyunjin, Felix and Jisung, whispering into Seungmin's ears: ᶜᵃʳᵖᵉ ᶜᵒˡˡᵘᵐ
Chan: So! Do you want to talk about your feelings, Seungmin?
Seungmin: Pass.
Jisung: I do!
Chan: I know, Jisung.
Jisung: I'm sad.
Chan: I know, Jisung.
Jeongin: Can you recommends me any books that make you cry?
Felix: General Mathematics. Sixth edition.
Changbin: I believe you said that your childhood experience was a satisfactory?
Jisung: No, you misheard me. I said it was a “sadness factory”.
Jisung: Girls are so hot.
Jisung: Guys are hot too, man.
Jisung: Why everyone is so hot?
Seungmin, sipping his tea: Global warming
Chan: My name is Chan.
Chan: But you can call me
Chan: *clumsily puts on sunglasses*
Chan: Anytime.
[On the phone]
Changbin: Hello
Minho, with a stern voice: You get over here right now.
Changbin: Who is this?
Minho: This is you in 40 years. "Who is this?" I swear.
Jisung: It is so weird how many months start with the letter j. January, Jun, July, Jaugust, Joctober.
Changbin: Wait- one of these is not like the others.
Chan: "One"
[Felix, staring at the distance]
Changbin: Hey, what are you looking at?
Felix: Do you ever wonder that when you step on people's foot, they open their mouth like a trash can?
Changbin:
Changbin: *grabs a chair and joins Felix*
Jisung: Hey, Felix! Look at this art.
Jisung: *hands Felix his phone*
Felix: This is the front camera..
Felix:
Jisung:
Felix: OH MY GOD-
Jisung: The great thing about music is it, in fact, did not save your life.
Jisung: It gave you the strength and will power to save your own life by yourself.
Felix: I am 39 cheetos tall.
Chan: And why did you think you needed to measure your height in cheetos?
Felix: We were out of doritos.
Seungmin: If you like looking at butts so much, why don’t you look in the mirror?
Jisung: Thank god you finally said that. I saw you write it in a note pad three hours ago.
Minho: 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, 20% don’t care.
Woojin: That’s 110%.
Minho: 20% don’t care.
Woojin: Should’ve seen that coming.
Changbin: If i die, my funeral is gonna be the biggest party and you’re all invited.
Chan: “If.”
Seungmin: Great, the only party i’ve ever been invited to and he might not even die.
Felix: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We’ll hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to fight whoever else is under it.
Woojin: We are definitely NOT doing that.
Felix: Mistlefoe.
Woojin: No.
Seungmin: Rules were made to be broken, Chan-hyung.
Chan: Nothing is made to be broken, that doesn’t even make sense.
Felix: Piñatas.
Jisung: Glow stick.
Felix and Jisung: *high-fiving each other aggressively*
[at dinner]
Chan: If it excites you and scares the hell out of you at the same time, that means you should probably do it.
Felix: Time to fuck a blender.
Chan: Wait, no-
Aradia: three am is such a p0werful time. there are pe0ple sleeping. there are pe0ple partying. there are pe0ple having a m0vie marath0n. there are pe0ple crying. there are pe0ple l0ving. there are pe0ple dying. there are pe0ple living. t0gether at three am.
Vriska: Don't romanticise three am everyone should 8e in 8ed!!!!!!!! Go to sleep 8itch!!!!!!!!
*Katara driving everyone home*
Katara: So how was your day?
Sokka: We almost got surprised adopted.
Katara: What?
Toph: We almost got kidnapped.
Katara: Oh, okay.
Katara: *slamming on the brakes* WAIT, WHAT?
Snotlout: I’m bisexual and confused.
Snotlout: Not about being bisexual. I just never know what the fuck is going on.