[Felix, Staring At The Distance]

Jisung: It is so weird how many months start with the letter j. January, Jun, July, Jaugust, Joctober.

Changbin: Wait- one of these is not like the others.

Chan: "One"

hyunjin, lying seductively on a bed: Why don't you come join me, hot stuff?

Seungmin: Hyunjin, please put your shirt back on. We are in Ikea and people are staring.

Minho: Looking good in that jeans, Sung.

Jisung: Eyes up here, Minho. I am more than just a piece of ass.

[On the phone]

Chan: Where are you?

Jisung: I'm in Spain.

Jisung: Except the s is silent.

Chan:

Jisung:

Jisung: I'm serious, Chan. Please come back home. My butt stuck inside the washing machine.

Seungmin: You’re pretty dumb.

Felix: Thanks.

Seungmin: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.

Felix: All i heard was “you’re pretty”. I am focusing on the positives in life.

Jisung: Girls are so hot.

Jisung: Guys are hot too, man.

Jisung: Why everyone is so hot?

Seungmin, sipping his tea: Global warming

[Jisung's first time cooking]

Jisung: So...how is it?

Seungmin: This squid is so undercooked i can still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off.

Jisung: The stress i get from the kpop industry has caused me to go into depression.

Seungmin: Depression? Isn't that just a fancy word for feeling 'bummed out'?

Jisung: Seungmin, you ignorant slut.

Jisung: My life is too much panic and not enough disco.

Hyunjin: My life is too much fall and not enough boy.

Seungmin: My life is too much chemical and not enough romance.

Felix: My life is too much imagination and not enough dragons.

00's line: *sighing in disappointment*

Minho: 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, 20% don’t care.

Woojin: That’s 110%.

Minho: 20% don’t care.

Woojin: Should’ve seen that coming.