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Sam And Dean - Blog Posts
Here is the sketch so far đź‘Ť
Thoughts?
So your telling me you watched SPN and thought “Yea thouse are totally normal brothers who are super normal”
Like this is only a few instances and your telling me there normal???? You don’t even have to ship it but at least acknowledge how weird they are
Rip Sam Winchester you would’ve loved the fnaf lore
imagined a AU where Dean leaves with Sam but he becomes a famous singer
And so it's just supernatural but
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Family of the victims : Aren't you the famous singer Dean?
Dean pretending to be an FBI agent. : Nah just a lookalike
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Monster : I WILL KILL YOU BOTH AND- ohmygod- are you.. Are you the Dean??
Dean : Hun? Oh yes I am.
Monster : Oh my god! Hi! I'm so fan of you!!!
Dean : Well I'm always delighted to meet a fan but... You're a monster and I'm going to have to kill you, so hum sorry?
Monster : Oh no don't worry, I totally understand, can you just like sign my body before you burn him?
Dean : Sure.
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Sam Smirking : So, is there a reason why you've only been writing love songs since you came back from hell?
Dean :
Dean hiding his new love songs about Castiel : nO-
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Dean After stealing Jo's gun : Not bad but you'll need more practice, I'm Dean by the way.
Jo has the second of the panic attack because she is talking to her Idol : yes?
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Kevin : You're telling me that the famous rock star Dean kills monsters in he's free time?
Sam : Yeah.
Kevin : How does he even manage to do interviews and all the other stuff???
Sam : To be honest I have no idea.
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Benny coming out of purgatory, and separates with his new friend just to see him on all the billboards in all the cities : Hun.
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Crowley wearing a Dean fan t-shirt : Hi boys~
Dean : seriously?
Castiel : Can I have one?
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Mary and Sam in the car listening to the radio
Sam : Oh, that's one of Dean's songs.
Mary : One of Dean's WHAT?!
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I hope you liked it!
Dean : SAM!?
Sam : Name, could be fine?
Dean : SAMUEL!!
Castiel : Full name? Not looking so good.
Dean : SAMUEL WINCHESTER!!!
Castiel : You are in trouble.
Dean : YOU TOO CASTIEL ANGEL OF THE LORD WINCHESTER.
Dean : Hey babe, what do you think I should wear? Red shirt or black shirt?
Castiel : I don’t know. You’ll look good in whatever you wear love.
Dean : Well thank you but I’m having a hard time deciding so I was hoping you could pick.
Castiel : Either way you’re going to be the prettiest one at the party, dear I love you so much
Dean : No,no I love you too and I know you think I’m pretty. And this isn’t a test, I just- Which shirt would you prefer to see me in tonight?
Castiel : I prefer you... Just the way you are.
Dean : Oh my god.
Dean : Hey Sammy! red or black shirt?!
Sam : Black the red makes you look like a bitch.
Dean : Thank you!
Sam : No problem.
angry Dean storming down the hallway
Gabriel : uh oh.
Sam : What?
Gabriel : i see an angry brother heading our way.
Sam : yours or mine?
Gabriel : does it matter?
Sam : if it's yours, there's a chance we'll live, but if it's mine, we're dead.
Dean : I think I’m coming down with something. I’ve been so nauseous lately
Jack, seriously : Maybe you’re pregnant.
*they sit there in silence for a moment*
Castiel : *Visibly panicking Flying away*
Dean :
Jack : hun?
Later, Dean talking to Sam
Dean : I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot. Jack for suggesting that, or Castiel because he almost had a panic attack.
Sam dying of laughter : oH mY gOD!
How Supernatural Should Have Ended
Sam, at Dean’s funeral : I need a moment with him...
Everyone : Of course *they leave*
Sam, leaning over Dean’s coffin : Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Dean : Yeah, no duh.
Rufus : Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible?
Bobby : I gotta give you credit, Idjits. You make it look easy.
Dean and Sam : Years of practice.
*Everyone is giving advice to Sam*
Jody : It's okay to ask for help.
Bobby : You're not a burden.
Dean : Murder is okay.
Castiel : Your feelings matter.
Dean : Did Cas just tell me he loved me for the first time?
Sam : Yeah, he did.
Dean : And did I just do finger guns back?
Sam : Yeah, you did.
Sam : Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?
Dean : *raises hand*
Castiel : *puts his hand down*
Dean : Jack, what do you have?
Jack : A KNIFE!
Dean : Okay, have fu-
Sam : NO!
*Sam and Dean in Baby teetering on the edge of a cliff*
Sam : oh my god, Dean, backwards!
Dean : Really, Sam? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do!
Sam : I just heard Dean call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.
Gabriel : I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Sam : Um...Neat.
*later*
Sam, lying face down on their bed : I said "Neat," Dean. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Dean, cleaning the colt : Don't beat yourself up too much, Sammy. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Castiel confessed his love for me?
Sam : Didn't you thank him?
Dean *Pose the gun with a haunted face* : I fucking thanked him.
Dean : Hey Sammy!
Sam : *punches Dean in the stomach*
Dean : What the fuck????
Sam : You are my very incredible big brother. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. DEAN You're too young....YOU'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!!
Dean : What the fuck are you talking about?
Sam : I'm talking about the baby that's growing inside of your belly right now.
Castiel :
Castiel : See ya. *leaves*
Dean :
Dean : I'M NOT PREGNANT!
Sam : Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes.
Dean : I was never pregnant, Sammy!
Sam : Are... you sure?
Dean : Yes I'm fucking sure!
Charlie : I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?
Sam : Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—
Charlie : *punches Dean in the stomach*
Dean : AW, MOTHERFU--
Jack : How do Sam and Dean usually get out of these messes?
Castiel : They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.
Dean : good night cas I love you!
Castiel : I love you too.
Dean :
Castiel :
Dean : We love you too, Sammy.
Sam, sharing a hotel room with them : thanks, I was honestly feeling a little left out.
You ship Destiel?
      Of course I ship Destiel. Have you seen My   Â
      posts?????
Incorrect Quotes 4
Chuck: okay, who broke this
Michael: Gabriel
Lucifer: Gabriel
Gabriel: Gabriel
Chuck:
Gabriel: fuck
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Gabriel: how sad
Lucifer: are you okay?
Gabriel: I wanted to take Sam out for dinner but I don't have any money
Lucifer: no problem bro, We're best bros right? I'll take out your boyfriend for ya
Gabriel: really?! Thanks Luci
Lucifer: That's what bros do
[Later]
Gabriel:
Gabriel: wait a damn minute
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Jack: Dean I need help with my new poetry course! Can you tell me one rhyme quickly?
Dean: let's see...
Dean: roses are red, I ate a burrito, poetry has no sense, Despacito
Jack: why are you like this?
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Charlie: you know we can find and follow phones by the GPS right?
Dean: wha- really?
Cas: don't worry I know you stop in the donut shop when you go for a walk
Dean:
Dean: I don't even go walking... I go by car
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Jack: everyday I take one dollar from Dean's wallet
Jack: I've been doing this for three years
Jack: now I have more than 1000$
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Cas similing:
Dean: I'm gonna punch him in the face
Sam: what the hell, why?
Dean: he is very cute and his smile is brighter than the sun
Dean: I'm gonna hit him
Sam: or maybe you can confess your feelings to him...
Dean:
Dean: no.
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Cas: the food is too hot. I can't eat this
Dean: you're too hot but I still eat you
Sam: ONE DINNER, GUYS. I JUST WANTED ONE. FUCKING. DINNER.
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[texting]
Dean: hi
Castiel: hello
Dean: hola
Casyiel: come eat ass
Castiel: NO
Castiel: estas***
Dean: HAHAHAHHAHA THAT'S IT I'M DONE
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Sam: Hay can you move away from me? I'm claustrophobic
Gabriel: what does claustrophobic mean?
Dean: it means he's afraid of Santa Claus
Sam: no, you idiot
Gabriel: OH OH OH
Castiel: STOP IT GABRIEL YOU'RE SCARING HIM
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Castiel: how do you feel?
Dean: I do not
Incorrect Quotes 9
Sam: you can ask me one question, and one question only that I will answer
Jack: why aren't there uppercase and lowercase numbers?
Sam: what?
Jack: I wanna write angry numbers
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Dean: you read my diary?!?
Castiel: I didn't realize it was your diary
Castiel: at first, I thought it was a sad, handwritten book
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Sam: I'm here
Sam: come out
Dean: I'm bisexual
Sam: I love you and support you, but I meant that I'm outside
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Jack: shouldn't we find Gabe?
Lucifer: oh he'll be back
Gabriel: hi guys!
Lucifer: see! Like a shit terminator
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Dean: what's the WiFi password?
Sam: we are at a funeral
Dean: with spaces in between?
Dean: it didn't work
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Dean: handcuffs? Kinky
Cop: first of all, I'm a cop
Cop: second of all, you're being arrested
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Adam: are you mad?
Michael: no.
Adam: so sharpening knives at 2am is just a hobby?
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Sam: Dean, we need to talk about your will
Dean: what about it?
Sam: the only thing it says is "bury me with seven extra bones to fuck with archeologists lmao"
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Gabriel: are you talking to youself?
Sam: yes
Sam: it's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation here
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Sam: if I ever get killed by a seriar killer, I will die doing what I love doing
Sam: learning too much about seriel killers
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Dean: so what's your favourite position in bed?
Castiel: near the wall so I can use my phone while charging
Dean: seriously?
Castiel: what?
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Sam: how are you sleeping?
Dean: like a baby
Dean: every two hours I wake up sreaming
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Gabriel: we're playing Scrabble, it's a nightmare
Charlie: Scrabble? Scrabble's great
Gabriel: not when you're playing with Sam, it's not. He puts words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog"
Spn tweets test (Gabriel's rampage)
Annoyed bc why is it so long on discord
Yep! Gonna be making spn tweets soon!!
Trying something new
Dean: Burger My King. Charlie: Taco My Bell. Dean: Sub My Way. Charlie: Jimmy My John's. Dean: Jack In My Box. Charlie: Dunkin' My Donuts. Dean: Whiten My Castle. Charlie: ........I don't like that last one Sam: .......... Castiel: ............
You don’t think Mary knew what it was to sacrifice?
Don’t think she spent every day of her son’s life wondering if it would be his last?
Don’t think she asked herself if his first steps would be his last?
Which of the times he told her goodbye would be the final one?
Which of the miracles he preformed would paint the target on his back?
Which of the gods he opposed would be gifted his head, Mary’s heart resting aside it?
You don’t think she grew to resent her God?
The man who gifted her the most precious of things, for the sole purpose of taking him away?
You don’t think she warred with herself for questioning God’s will?
Don’t think she ever wondered why it had to be her?
Did she ever look at the people amongst her and wonder why they deserved salvation?
Ever question why they should live while her child should not?
Ever pray to take his place?
Ever blame herself for what was to come?
For it was not simply God who made her child, she accepted him. She agreed.
Is she not as guilty and morally objectionable as those she scorns?
Is she not as blood coated as those who hammers the nails?
Mary, who knew the fate that beheld the lamb once it reached the wooden alter, cradled it in her arms.
The lamb felt warmth. The lamb felt love. The lamb looked upon his mother and saw the good in humanity. So what was the lamb to do but step upon the alter himself?
What could he have done but lay his head before the knife, in reverence to the woman who carried him there?
How was the lamb to repay his mother’s kindness with damnation? When she above all deserved absolution.
Mary raised her son with love, kindness and faith. Praying what she knew would occurs never came to pass. What else was she to do?
Her son felt the love and kindness she gave with no ask of repayment, saw her faith. Believing the good in humanity flowed and shined from her. What else was he to do?
you know how you have shows or movies you rewatch because they’re your comfort show/movie and you don’t know if you’re about to go through a mental break or it’s just really good.
Supernatural is such a good show.
