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his legal name being 'and ken' is so genius he's literally just barbie's accessory this movie is for real men
She CAN and WILL fix him
Happy for Emma watson winning her oscar and Ryan Gosling just being an overall goat!
okay look, I'm a straight a/demisexual (I have no fucking idea which), but if the opportunity presented itself, would fuck ryan gosling👍
Ranking the Kens in Barbie based on overall ‘kenergy’
1. Ken
- little cowboy hat
- doctor who
- just misses his best friend barbie 🥹
8.5 out of Ken
2. Ken
- less fun lil cowboy hat
- gets to be douche bro president Ken
- related to Chris evans maybe?
- gives Ryan gosling a lil kiss
5 out of Ken
3. Ken
- back flipping Ken
- excellent dancer
- gives serious steal ur girl energy
- possibly the most sexually aggressive of all the Kens (I am referencing his interactions with Ryan Gosling Ken exclusively, the energy was palpable)
- served some mad cunt
9 out of Ken
4. Ken
- possibly my favourite Ken
- always has Ken’s back
- very goofy dancer 💜
- played drums when all the other Ken’s played guitar
- recipient of the holy pimp coat
- almost certainly in love with his best friend Ken
10 out of Ken
5. Ken
- THE Ken
- he’s kenough 🥲
- lost interest in the patriarchy when he found out it wasn’t about horses
- instigated the greatest out of nowhere dance number in a film I’ve ever seen
- buuuuuuuut also enslaved a bunch of women so…
-10 out of Ken (still love him tho)
We need an equivalent of legally blonde for every movie genre. Give us gritty police dramas with a new generations of Elle woods learning to batter drug lords with phone books. A murder mystery but the detective is an unsuspecting sorority girl who loves pink and think poroit is a kind of shampoo but turns out to be frighteningly adept at solving clues. Just an army of gorgeous women in cute little outfits proving to the world why barbie is an expert in every profession
Barbie being an eldritch terror wasn’t on my bingo card for 2023 but let’s fucking gooo
Spotted: Chuck Bass and Y/N—a new player in his dangerous game? Or is he finally getting soft? Either way, don’t think for a second that this will be anything but trouble. XOXO, Gossip Girl."
As the two settle into a cozy corner at a chic Manhattan café, Chuck, with his usual dapper look and confident charm, leans back in his chair, a sly smile playing on his lips. Y/N, not easily impressed but intrigued, orders a cappuccino, their eyes meeting for just a moment longer than usual. The conversation starts slow, with casual banter, but soon Chuck’s guarded demeanor begins to crack. He talks about the latest power play in his business empire, dropping hints of a vulnerability beneath that tough exterior.
Y/N, amused by Chuck’s seemingly aloof nature, teases him about his reputation and how he’s often misunderstood. Chuck smirks, leaning in a little closer, his voice lowering. He’s charming, but you can tell there’s more to him than meets the eye. As the coffee cups empty, the mood shifts. They share a more personal moment, with Y/N pushing Chuck to open up about his past—his pain, his family, and his true ambitions.
Their dynamic is magnetic: playful yet deep, with the occasional subtle flirtation. The café around them feels like a backdrop to the chemistry that’s clearly building between them. By the end of the date, neither of them wants to leave. Chuck, ever the mystery, might offer a cryptic parting line, and Y/N might walk away both intrigued and slightly
The photo is snapped innocently enough, just as Chuck and Y/N are laughing over something—maybe a witty remark or a shared memory. It’s a candid moment, but to Gossip Girl, it’s everything. She gets the shot and instantly, her voice fills the airwaves, sending shockwaves through the Upper East Side:
Cue the chaos. Chuck's phone blows up. Blair, ever the jealous queen, likely loses her cool, wondering what this means for her. Nate and Serena might gossip about it over brunch, trying to piece together the mystery of Y/N and Chuck's sudden closeness. And Y/N? Well, they’re probably caught off guard. A simple coffee date turns into a full-blown spectacle as Gossip Girl digs into their past, and every move they make becomes scrutinized.
Chuck, of course, plays it cool—at least on the surface. He’ll brush it off, throwing some biting remark about how this won’t even make a dent in his empire. But inside, there’s a flicker of concern. After all, Y/N isn’t part of his usual social circle, and he might worry that the public spotlight will end up pushing them away.
As for Y/N, they could feel the pressure mounting. Are they just another of Chuck's fleeting interests, or is there something more to this connection? The game of playing it "cool" might start to feel a lot harder with every new headline Gossip Girl posts.
Alright, let’s flip the script and give this one a sweet twist! After the chaos of Gossip Girl's post, Y/N and Chuck both feel the weight of the Upper East Side’s judgment. But here’s where things get different.
Instead of retreating into his usual cold, distant persona, Chuck starts to realize something: maybe this time, he doesn’t want to be alone. Y/N is no ordinary person in his life—they’ve made him laugh, challenged him, and maybe even softened him just a little. So, he does something unexpected.
He calls Y/N, and for the first time, he’s not hiding behind a mask of sarcasm or playing the power game. He’s genuine.
"Look," he says, "Gossip Girl’s got her hands full, but I want you to know, this—" He gestures to the flurry of online posts "—doesn't matter to me. You do."
Y/N might be surprised. After all, they weren’t expecting Chuck Bass to be this upfront, especially not in the midst of all the scandal. But they smile, feeling a warmth that makes them realize just how much they’ve started to care, too.
They agree to meet up again—this time, no paparazzi, no pressure, just the two of them, maybe at a quiet spot in the city where the world can’t see them. They talk, laugh, and enjoy each other’s company in a way that feels real. No games. No cameras. Just two people who like each other’s company and want to see where things go, without the weight of a thousand gossip columns hanging over their heads.
And as they say goodbye, Chuck might give that signature smirk of his, but there’s something different in his eyes. He’s not just playing the game anymore; maybe he’s found something worth fighting for.
"See you soon, Y/N," he says, not like it’s a threat, but like he means it.
Y/N walks away, heart a little lighter, knowing that, in a world full of drama and deceit, maybe this is the one thing that’s real.
As for Gossip Girl? She’s left with nothing but questions, because for once, the story isn’t what she expected. The Upper East Side may never change, but Chuck and Y/N? Well, they’re writing their own story now
#The best thing about Barbie (2023) is probably Ryan Gosling who method acted too hard
here’s some shit from the rotting crevices of my brain!!!!
the fall guy + letterboxd reviews
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SALIR CON KEN INCLUIRÍA...
(Quiero mucho a Ken y no me resistí a escribir esto 🫶)
Advertencia: No hay spoilers importantes, pero si no han visto la película VAYAN A VERLA!!!
•Ken haría muy obvio que está enamorado de ti: Te miraría como bobo todo el tiempo, tu sola presencia alegraría su día e intentaría impresionarte para llamar su atención.
•Una vez descubriera que no era necesario impresionarte para llamar tu atención querría pasar todo el tiempo contigo. Amaría hablar contigo sobre lo que sea ya que todo le era interesante si venia de ti y tu voz le resultaba muy dulce para sus oídos.
•Es el primero en hacerte cumplidos cuando te ve con un conjunto de ropa que te hace ver muy bien, (osea todo el tiempo para él), y querría alguna vez llevar uno que combine contigo.
•Se tardaría en confesar sus sentimientos debido a su temor a que lo rechaces, por lo que probablemente serias tú quien termine haciéndolo. Estaría muy sorprendido, pero también feliz de que compartas sus sentimientos.
•Se sentiría tan feliz de ser tu parejas que se esforzaría en ser el novio perfecto para ti. Comenzarían dándote pequeños regalos todos los días que le recordarán a ti por ser igual de lindos, tú le dirías que no era necesario, pero lo seguiría haciendo porque cree que te mereces lo mejor del mundo.
•Al inicio se avergonzaría cuando lo tomaras de la mano o besaras su mejilla, pero después sería él quién lo hiciera con gusto cada que te viera.
•Te escribiría canciones y te las cantaría en sus citas frente a la fogata de noche, en una de ellas sería donde se darían su primer beso.
•Sería el primero en decir "Te amo", te lo diría en cuanto se hicieran pareja, y desde entonces no podía evitar decírtelo seguido porque sentía que se enamoraba más de ti cada día.
•Disfrutaría mucho de hacer pijamadas juntos, también de arreglarse y vestir de manera combinada como tanto había querido.
•También le gustaba mucho bailar contigo durante las grandes fiestas, aún si en ese momento no querías hacerlo no dudaría en bailar con tal de impresionarte con sus increíbles pasos.
•Sería algo celoso, no le gustaba la idea de otro Ken haciendo esas actividades contigo o de si quiera teniendo tu atención, ya que sabía que cualquiera de ellos querría estar contigo.
•Claro que tú siempre estabas ahí para hacer que se vayan sus inseguridades recordándole que él era el único al único que amabas.
•En sus momentos privados te abrazaría y llenaría de besos mientras te dice cuanto te ama y que está muy feliz de estar contigo.
•"Te quiero más que ayer, pero menos que mañana" Sería la frase que describiría a su relación.
(publicado en wattpad también, no publicar de nuevo)
Lo veo perfectamente canon (?)
And another reason why I cried while watching the Barbie movie :]
go watch Barbie
guys who think they’re ryan gosling are actually adorable and sweet.
I wonder how the Kiwi lady who makes the Ryan Gosling dish towels is doing? specially with Barbie, now she can add Bandana Ryan to her arsenal of Ryan faces...
(the interview, for yalls viewing pleasure https://youtu.be/PCQeKU1t1do?si=kgHl7Zxd98JnpAHN)
Guys i just had a revelation
Do you ever think about how March and Healy (The Nice Guys) are like Crowley and Aziraphale (Good Omens, do I even need to clarify?) but reversed?
Like, March is the tall lanky one with the issues, he’s the mess of a man like Crowley, but he’s got that happy Aziraphale “I am a prtty angel” energy
Healy is emotionally stable, short and stout like a teapot compared to his partner and is the dom of the relationship and takes care of his wet cat like Aziraphale, but has a Crowley view of the world
And both pairs love each other but the stable one is so exasperated and done with their partner
like, guys I'm frickin onto smth here
Hey tumblr why does this email make it seem like Ryan Gosling is fucking dead
*sigh*
you can’t blame me they are both fucking gorgeous.
Toca Boca x The Nice Guys
Jackson Healy and Holland March in Toca Boca!
I got bored and saw that the Calico Critters website also has coloring pages.
Lazily done House Calico Critter.
Decently done Jackson Healy and Holland March from the Nice Guys as Calico Critters.
Russell Crowe in The Nice Guys
We don't talk enough about his glasses
I need that man. I need art, I need a fic, of this man. And I need to finish my 3:10 to Yuma fic so I can't write anything yet.
i know I usually post about 3:10 to Yuma, but...
Do you guys see it?
They're dinosaurs.
About to watch Barbie!!!
Literally
#live footage of me not understanding what's going on with my life
I love how The Barbie movie tells us to stop putting ourselves in a box. We are are unique and we should all embrace and be who not only we want to be, but who we were meant to be.🥰