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Hi, so this has just been floating around my head all day long and I need to share it with someone.
So, like, the Traveller comes from another world, right? Right. We all know this. But like??? No one ever said what world they came from. And, moreover, they never said what era that world was in, right? Like, even if time travel wasn't involved, I imagine that different universes progress differently, right? So basically, where I'm going with this, is imagine a traveler who's just... A gen z or millenial. And they just make all sorts of meme references constantly and no one knows what the FUCK they're talking about. Like:
Traveler: Beesechurger.
Kaeya, a little drunk and crying: What does that mEAN?!
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Traveler: Look at all those chickens!
Diluc: For the last time, those are pigeons.
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Traveler: Why are we here? Just to suffer?
Jean: No we're having a meeting. Are you okay??
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Traveler: Hey, Zhongli, how much Mora do you have?
Zhongli: Oh. Uhhh, 69.
Traveler: Oh! You know what that means!
Zhongli: It means I have 69 mora, I don't know what you want from me here.
And then, Venti, who knows just as much as the others, gets in on it and has the traveler teach him their ways bc he just thinks it's hilarious
hahahah! These had me rolling!!
Traveler: *Stares into the camera just deadpan* I sure hope it does
All other party members: .... WUT
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anytime the traveler walks by the steps of Mondstadt: and they were roommates
Katherine, visibly concerned
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Traveler: *whispering as they move toward a group of treasurer hoarders* Two bro’s chillin in the hot tub ...
Jean: ... there are more than two ... what is a hot tub?