Odysseus Of Ithaca - Blog Posts

*a few months after The Ithaca Saga*

Odysseus: *wakes up at the dead of night drenched in cold sweat*

Penelope: Love? What's wrong?

Odysseus: That prophet son of a bitch- IT WAS ME!

Penelope: What??

Odysseus: I WAS THE MAN WHO WAS HAUNTING ALL ALONG!!

Penelope: *pulling him down and hugging him* ok dear just go back to sleep.

*meanwhile in the Underworld*

Tiresias: Fucking finally that dumbass

Wonderful ten out of ten wears it as good as I

I draw normal things I swear

Long time no see, my love🥀

Reasons why I, Ink E. Doodles (a modern age squiddo), am baaaasically Odysseus of Ithaca (EPIC specific lol)

•I miss my son and wife /silly (Oh yeah, lore update! I have 4 platonic wives and many adopted underclassmen)

•I miss my friends a lot!!!

•The one time I went on a trip overseas we got laid over and missed out on touring a river because there was too much rain. My luggage went missing for a while, too.

•Eiffel Tower panic attack

•Also got sick the night after and was going through the torment nexus

•Almost drowned at least once

•Tragic Losses^TM

•I think I'm clever?? A little???

•I am the monster (rawr rawr rawr)

•There's a Calypso figure in my life who wanted me to divorce my wives in order to become my wife, but I said no.

•Friend Breakup (not a mentor specifically, but still happened!)

•Either the worst or best luck imaginable

•My one friend said she'd be the Eurylochus to my Odysseus, so now I gotta watch out for a mutiny /lh. I've also fan-casted a large portion of people in my life as other EPIC characters because I am normal...

•I wanna go hoooooome! Mandatories were like the pantheon keeping me from doing so.

•Math class specifically makes me want to abandon mercy and slay problems like Odysseus slayed the suitors >:'/

So normal about how the ENTIRE MUSICAL they are saying that Odysseus will be a different person when he goes home. That he and the monster are separate. That he won't be him anymore. That he died and was replaced by the monster.

AND HOW IN ONE SONG PENELOPE TELLS ODYSSEUS THAT NONE OF THAT IS TRUE, AND WE BELIEVE HER. BECAUSE SHE'S RIGHT.

BECAUSE DESPITE EVERYTHING, IT'S STILL HIM. AND OF COURSE THE ONE WHO LOVES HIM THE MOST KNOWS THAT.

I yassified Ximena natzel's Odysseus

(Now she can ✨️ Slay ✨️ the suitors even better)

All credit for the second image go to Ximena Natzel

A Eurylochus pov: playlist

Just a Eurylochus playlist bc I love him

01_ Way Down We Go - Kaleo 02_ Game Of Survival - Ruelle 03_ Glitter & Gold - Barns Courtney 04_ Like a tattoo - Sade 05_ Non-Stop - Hamilton 06_ My Body is a Cage - Arcade Fire 07_ Who are you, really? - Mikky Ekko 08_ Backstabber - Kesha 09_ Blood in the Water - Grandson 10_ Unfair - The Neighborhood 11_ Eventually - Tame Impala 12_ Black Out Days - Phantogram 13_ YKWIM - Yot Club 14_ Fourth of July - Sufjan Stevens 15_ To build a home - The cinematic orchestra 16_ Brother - kodaline 17_ See You Again -Wiz Khalifa ft.Charlie Puth

I've been really enjoying epic the musical recently so I decided to draw Odysseus and the son of Hector anyways hope y'all enjoy this silly lil drawing

odydio art again hi tumblr ‼️

me: oh yea i’m still on my first draft

me: oh yea i just made a book cover design

AND ITHACAS WAITINGGGGGG 🎶🎶🎶

I made a fucked up odysseus statue guys and please don’t call him ugly you’ll hurt his feelings 😭

Has this been done yet? It probably has

I will wait for you

screaming crying throwing up this is amazing