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I wanna apologize. Not for calling Apollo a hoe; because, that’s just a fact.
Rather, I have realized if Apollo came down to earth to get an apple himself he’d probably be super petty about and take his true god form, leaving the earth’s surface a little crispy.
Again, not a witch but why do the gods need offerings? Like, if Apollo wants an apple sooo bad then that hoe can come down here and get it himself.
Again, not a witch but why do the gods need offerings? Like, if Apollo wants an apple sooo bad then that hoe can come down here and get it himself.