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2 years ago

Tokrev Incorrect Quotes

Chifuyu: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Takemichi: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Mikey: Smad.

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Chifuyu, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Takemichi: You did WHAT–

Mikey: William Snakepeare

Draken: NO-

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Takemichi: Chifuyui, keep an eye on Mikey today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Chifuyu: Sure, I’d love to see Mikey get punched.

Takemichi: Try again.

Chifuyu, sighing: I will stop Mikey from getting punched.

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Takemichi: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Mikey: The cow???

Takemichi: What?

Draken: Mikey, W H Y?

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Takemichi: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Draken: *turning to Mikey* How tall are you?

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Draken: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Mikey?

Mikey: … No.

Takemichi: I do!

Draken: I know, Takemichi.

Takemichi: I’m sad!

Draken: I know, Takemichi.


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