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ULTRON.

LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME HE'S NOT HOT. BOOM YOU LIED

(I literally stared at this picture for 15 minutes straight and drooled)

How do I get freaky with the robots

would you believe me if i said i was autistic for this guy.

Ultron x reader headcanons because I'm a starved woman rn

This was gonna happen eventually tbh. Most of the stuff here is heavily inspired by fanfics written by @snarky-badger (whom I am a huge fan of personally). This was so fun to write lmk if y'all want more of this shit

Warnings: Fluff, like a disgusting amount of fluff

The first time you met, you were scared shitless, and he tried to calm you down while also semi-panicking himself. Seeing the 8-foot bastard A.I that attempted to start the singularity was obviously an accident because what the fuck dude we thought the Avengers kicked his ass in Sokovia but oh well- guess not 🤷🏽‍♀️

Being around each other for the first time is a bit confusing because you don't know if he wants you to warm up to him or if he wants you to worship the ground he walks on.

Obviously, you find out over time that it is fortunately the former option. You figured out that he was actually pretty fucking lonely. Sometimes when he would ramble he would sneak in a word or two about him not having anyone else to talk to and that's when you realised that he was incredibly misunderstood

So overtime, his little ramblings turned into you surprising him by finally speaking to him directly and asking a very simple, but welcomed question. That turned into small talk which turned into philosophical discussions. And slowly but surely, you guys opened up to each other about your pasts, desires, secrets. So much trust had been built between you two at that point but trust wasn't the only thing that had built between you two.

Y'all have a lot, and I mean it, a lot of tension it's so thick between you and Ultron that it suffocates you beyond belief.

Like I mean come on- the mf gasps when you accidentally touch his hand bro doesn't even to breathe 💀

He finds you so incredibly adorable as well. Like when you're rambling on about your day or something you're passionate about, how your eyes practically glow when you wolf down a meal he cooked for you, your smile, your kindness, your intelligence- just the mere idea of somebody like you in his life makes him borderline short circuit (figuratively and literally)

He'll never tell you what you do to him of course, he puts on his usual snarky (haha) and confident face when he's around you but he'll be damned if everything about you doesn't drive him wild.

He also doesn't know if you'll even love him back with his metal body-- well I mean like it's not like he hasn't already figured out how to make it work between you two if you did like him back, he always has a plan~

Y'all are definitely those super close friends that are on the edge of being considered a couple but y'know, tension.

So with all this in mind, you are the one that confesses.

Don't think I don't see how you fold when you hear his voice I know what you are 📸

But yeah, you're pretty much incredibly into Ultron so you make the first move. And you do it while y'all are just chilling on your bed looking at the ceiling.

It wasn't exactly spontaneous because you did practice how you wanted to confess to him for months. But you did still blurt it out while y'all were just sitting in silence and chilling (fuckin dumbass)

Stg bro's head has never turned his head so hard in another direction he honestly just stared at you like (🔴)///__///(🔴) for a solid minute and a half. The lights on the interior of his metal frame turned into a bright and deep red colour as they shone through the gaps in his body.

He can literally calculate the math needed to launch rockets within mere seconds yet it seemed like it would take him almost hours to fully process your confession. He had to sit upright and asked if you really, truly meant what you said because he was honestly a little scared but you gave him a confident yes and from then you guys made it official.

He became a hell of a lot more affectionate after that. He always had a hand on you and you practically stick to his side like someone glued you to his hip.

"Honey" "Sweetheart" "My love" "The light of my life" "Minx" “mine” OMFG BROOOOOOO 😩

Love languages are physical affection and acts of service you cannot fight me on this

Can and will burn the world down for you (since Namor and Shuri couldn't fucking do it). No but seriously if anything did happen to you he would tear earth apart and then quite possibly, the rest of the galaxy 🧍🏽‍♀️

Nobody has done you wrong and did it without having Ultron take away their dignity he will genuinely embarrass the shit outta them by going into the internet and finding out the most wack-ass shit about them as blackmail if they don't apologise to you. He still tries to be morally grounded however by reporting any incidents with a lot of detail and evidence.

Not to mention: he is also overprotective as shit. He takes such good care of you it's unreal. "I'll make you something healthy tonight" "Stop talking to me just so you can avoid sleeping you need rest" "How many cups of coffee did you have? 9- okay yep that's enough give- give me the mug [name]" Don't forget your keys!" "It's cold out today remember to take a jacket"

Teasing and snark is very common between you two. He flusters you more often than you'd like to admit. Y'know with his stupid hypnotic voice and stupidly towering stature and stupid confidence and his stupidly attractive body language and stupidly impressive intelligence and just-- sihguhvuehvesgvaiugwgiusdgpi (keyboard smash I apologise.)

He loves reading to you. He thinks it's adorable when you try to stay awake but your eyes are drooping up and down because god dammit he's scratching your scalp too well.

If you can't cook but the way to heart is through your stomach then don't worry because Ultron is more than happy to whip something up for you, cooking and convos with you always perfect. If you are somebody that enjoys cooking then he also loves cooking with you. Sharing recipes and messing around in the kitchen with you is one of his favourite past times 💖

On an important note however, he can't exactly feel you. His sensors allow him to detect pressure and temperature changes but that's as far as he goes. It wasn't much of a problem for him until he met you and realised "Fuck I actually wanna physically feel now, who would've thought haha" but it's not very funny until- oh crap- it actually starts to hurt a little bit 🧍🏽‍♀️

So he spent months making upgrades to his body by adding a tactile and gustatory system so that he can physically feel and taste.

You were there to see the whole thing and even helped him design it a little bit. If you're not really science-y like that then you were definitely still there, but more for like, moral support 😃

When he uploaded the final product to his body and mainframe the first thing he did was touch you. He was absolutely fascinated with how smooth your skin was and how soft your hair was and just- this was better than he could've ever imagined.

After a few minutes of him just internalising that you are actually physically here and apart of his existence he pulls you in for a soft kiss. You deepen the kiss but soon realise that Ultron is a bit too fascinated with you and is- quite literally- kiss you breathless. You had to tap the back of neck a bit frantically because breathing is nice (But kissing Ultron is just as nice tbh.)

So now imagine how affectionate he was before. Now multiply that by 50 because that's how much more physically affectionate he is. Like he has not let you go for a solid. 4- maybe... 5-ish hours- eh, but who's counting.

Honestly there isn't a couple on the planet that outweighs what you and Ultron have. Nobody needs to know that for his sake of course but it's always a nice thought 💖💖💖

You ever just see a character and immediately get attached to them and be like, "god, you're so fxcking perfect" while staring at them lovingly?

Me when Ultron, fr tho-

He's so goddamn hot, it's honestly a crime, no wonder he was the villain; lowkey wanna climb this mfer like a tree

And I'm over here completely obsessing over him like my life depends on it, AND THE FACT THAT HE'S 8FT TALL DOESN'T HELP, LIKE- my 5'3" ass could never; AND HIS VOICE, TOO, HELLOOO???!??

I need him to step on me, I'm desperate