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Just wanted to pop in and say before a very smoky and lustful night between Remus and Sirius: Remus asked “Are you mine tomorrow or just tonight?”. And Sirius replied. “Yours forever”.
A round of applause for Mary MacDonald, the REAL Casanova of the Gryffindor Tower. Thank you.
Biblically accurate marauders
loser remus <3 slut peter <3 punk sirius <3 trophy husband james <3
Barty: I’m just realising that you and I are actually quite similar
James: I can’t believe you just say that.. that’s so mean..
“Letter to my 13 year old self”
But it’s actually James Potter.
Effie: *telling stories of baby James, baby Marlene and baby Peter, and their childhoods to their friends*
Effie: “mamí my phone is gonna die, the card isn’t working” and I’d ask everytime “are you with anybody?”
Effie: cause I always— moms wanna know — is my son alone or does he have a friend that he’s at least with? And it was always:
Effie: “yeah, Marls and Pete”. So there was always this Marls and Pete who was always with him. And I thought “thank goodness for Marlene and Peter”.
“Do you wanna where I was April 29?”
Thinking about gay dead wizards ykyk
I was scrolling - as you do - and saw someone posting their headcanons for different marauders characters and I saw that they add some underrated characters (Alice, Frank, Bellatrix, Rita ect)
And now I feel like an asshole cause I kinda forgot about them.. so none of them have been added to my headcanon posts.. so imma add them now cause I feel bad
EXACTLY, this is not reason why I’m kinda hesitant about Jegulus. I love them sm but this aspect of the ship really makes me question it
“Where the regulus black to my James potter” yall I kin James potter sm it’s painful but he is sm stronger than me. I’m so fr I would CRUMBLED if I was in love with someone and they acted like Reggie did (I love my boy sm tho) but like I couldn’t handle it. Like in the beginning when he acts like he hates James, I would cry myself to sleep. Y’all r stronger than me bc my low ass self esteem could NEVER (even tho Reggie is so worth it)
James: can I try rizzing you up?
Anyone: ..okay-
James: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLESS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE PELSSE PELASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PELASE—
It would have worked, but the person he’s trying to flirt with isn’t catching on..
— The Marauders
James Potter - 6’2 (both parents are quite tall)
Remus Lupin - 6’4 (father is really tall, mother is just above average)
Sirius Black - 5’8 (father is below average, mother is average)
Peter Pettigrew - 5’7 (both parents are below average)
— The Valkyries
Lily Evans - 5’5 (father is barely average, mother is below average)
Marlene McKinnon - 5’8 (father is above average, mother is average)
Mary McDonald - 5’4 (both parents are average)
— The Emeralds / Skittle Squad
Regulus Black - 5’8 1/2 - (father is below average, mother is average)
Pandora Lovegood-Rosier - 5’6 (both parents are average)
Evan Rosier-Lovegood - 5’9 (both parents are average)
Dorcas Meadows - 5’10 (both parents are above average)
Barty Crouch Jr - 5’9 (both parents are average)
Regulus: does she make you laugh?
James: she doesn’t make me cry.