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Teenage Jyle Headcanons
- Kyle is a TOP and you can fight me on that
- Kyle asked Jimmy out to go see a movie and they were originally going to see a romantic movie because Kyle wanted to make a good impression on the first date but then Jimmy wanted to see an adult comedy so they went there instead and broke the ice.
- Jimmy is a short boi and his disability doesn't help that at all so he's almost a head shorter than Kyle and Kyle loves it
- Kyle blushes easily and due to his pale skin, it's way more obvious. This was definitely more of a problem before they were dating and when they first started as every little thing that Jimmy did made him blush. Especially smiling.
- The further they got in their relationship the more Jimmy would tease him about it
- Kyle never used to like braces on people, thinking that it made them look strange, but when he first saw Jimmy, that opinion ctrl alt deleted itself
- Kyle is the first person Jimmy has ever danced with. Like slow danced with. (Because obviously he's danced around a little bit with Timmy. Come on now. Imagine a happy Jimmy moving about as Timmy bounces in his wheelchair)
- The first time it happened was at a school dance. Kyle asked him to dance, but just as Jimmy was trying to let him down easy with the fact that he couldn't due to his legs and crutches, Kyle got him out of the crutches and picked him up and placed his feet on his own and held him close to support him.
- Due to using crutches and supporting his weight all the time, Jimmy has incredible upper-body strength.
- When they danced, Jimmy shocked the hell out of Kyle with it when he used Kyle's shoulders to lift him high enough to kiss him.
- Jimmy steals wears Kyle's hat and it bothers Kyle so much. But whenever he tries to take it back he can't because he likes seeing Jimmy wearing his stuff.
- Whenever it's really cold, Jimmy will open Kyle's jacket and snuggle in to get some of his body heat.
- Kyle secretly gushes to Kenny about Jimmy because he's the only one who will stand his blabbing.
- When Stan, Cartman, and Kenny tease Kyle for being hella gay, Jimmy joins in before giggling a lot from Kyle's reaction.
- Cartman has a new level of respect for Jimmy because of it
- Jimmy will defend Kyle from anyone if he thinks things are going to far, which embarrasses Kyle but he's grateful
- Jimmy has influenced Kyle to become more optimistic and is his calm space
- Kyle always goes to Jimmy's shows to support him and has yet to miss one. He cheers louder than anyone
- Kyle will fuck up anyone who tries to hurt Jimmy's feelings or judges him for being crippled or having a stutter, despite neither thing really affecting him
- They like PDA but don't go overboard with it because they don't want to make others uncomfortable. But they hug and kiss and hold hands
- Kyle always gets the door for Jimmy and carries him up stairs if the need be
- When they're walking, Jimmy felt bad for not being able to hold hands but Kyle linked arms with Jimmy instead and now that's how they roll
- Kyle has no problem waiting for Jimmy to finish a sentence and never interrupts him or tries to guess what he's saying and Jimmy is grateful for that.
- Neither gang has a problem with them dating and are really supportive and don't mind the other hanging out with them.
- They've gone on a few double dates with Craig and Tweek, where Craig and Kyle rant to each other about their lovers as Jimmy and Tweek talk about something completely unrelated.
- "Dude, I know what he's like. He's in my gang." - Craig
- "Yeah but does he (insert rant about cute/romantic/sexual things that Jimmy does)" - Kyle
- "...no. No he doesn't- why would he give me that look. Friends don't do that."
- They team up when they're super heroes and they tie Human Kite to FastPass to get him places faster, scaring the shit out of Human Kite.
- Kyle sleeps over at Jimmy's all the time and cuddles him while they sleep. He also leaves his shirt there for Jimmy to wear when he's lonely. Jimmy gave him a stuffed bear to hold whenever he was lonely, too.
- Jimmy told Kyle that whenever they get married, he didn't care how small/big the wedding was or who was a part of it or who showed up as long as Timmy was there as his best man.
- Neither will deny being gay or in a relationship with the other because they don't see it as something to be ashamed of.
- Both of their parents were originally against the idea of them being gay but once they saw just how happy they were and that they weren't going to end it, they became drastically more accepting.
teenager Kyle, because why not??
I really like his hair, I can't..
go follow baby girl @secretlyvicfuentes
everyone waiting for mcr5 all like
why are you mad, Kyle?
Kycece splatoween costumes🧡🧡🧡🧡 cece had a few more she wanted to show off but kyle insisted those were staying between them……🤷
I just realised ALL of Cartman’s love interests were people (with qualities) he hates.
First off Wendy, who he clearly hates for several reasons ex. She stands up for herself and has strong opposing opinions (like Kyle...)
Then Heidi, who’s a bit of a hippy. Looking at her clothing style and the fact that she’s a vegan.
Finally Yentl who’s... well Jewish.
It’s clear that he loves his friends, even though they all have qualities he hates/teases them for. Poor, Hippy, Ginger Jew from Jersey. He’s shown to love the Jewish religion even though he’s antisemetic most of the time
That being said, maybe this 10 year old kid has a hard time distinguishing love and hate/is scared of his feelings.
Now, who does Eric Cartman despise most of all...? :)
Shout out to Kyle for losing his last possible chance to do what he loves most in the world to comfort Ed and protect him. Like this was the final battle, his last chance to kill just for the sake of it, and he gave that up without a second thought for Ed. Like a staple of Kyle's character is that he likes the apocalypse and he's glad he can kill sickos but as soon as Ed is in the equation his priorities change.
I’m afraid. I’m so afraid. Someone give me some comforting words PLEASE.
It's been getting so cold over here! But blankets and animal crossing has been curing me I finally picked up my marker pens again
kyle Broflovski
Kyle, South park 👌
20 Two Sentence “She-Ra: Princesses of Power” Horror Stories in Rhyme
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She-Ra, the Princess of Power, fighting for the Honor of Grayskull in full One day, Grayskull did not feel honored enough by She-Ra and they turned her into a skull.
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2. Adora had been raised as a child soldier and was one during her teenage years The resulting PTSD was the reason she gave in her goodbye letter with many tears. ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
3. Glimmer, Queen of Bright Moon, mistress of teleportation. She teleported all her friends at once, but they never appeared again in any location.
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4. Bow was able to hit anything with his arrows, even on a draw Catra learned this as one arrow hit her in the eye, for Queen Angella
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Swift Wind, loyal, boisterous, he was a loyal steed and good at acceleration
As he flew very high up, he learned that way up there is no air, only suffocation
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6. Queen Angella, to rescue Etheria she vanished into an unknown domain The experience changed her into a being that didn’t hesitate to bring Etheria only Bane. ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
7. The Flora was the domain of Perfuma, her pride and joy the most To keep her plants healthy, she turned her friends and foes into compost
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8. Mermista, Lady of the Water, loved the sea despite the sarcastic appearing Raising the sea level made her supreme and the victims were every land being
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9. Frosta, first time seen serious, second time a hyperactive ball of happy force Nobody knew that Frosta’s corpse was laying in an unknown ice gorge
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Captain Sea Hawk, there is no adventure too daring for him Ramming Dagon with a flaming ship cost him life and limb ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
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Hordak, Leader of the Horde, Conqueror and Warlord, sought to be worthy At the end of a long brutal war, his head became She-Ra’s greatest trophy.
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Catra, consumed by wrath, madness and self-loathing, brought calamity
Yet she tried to present the destruction of Etheria as a victory
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Scorpia, the loveliest, the friendliest and least aggressive in the Horde As Catra finally broke her, she broke Catra in two like a gory board
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Entrapta, her hair so powerful, long, nimble and she used it smart As it got entangled in gears, it tore her skull apart
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Kyle, the biggest butt-monkey in the Horde, all made fun of him As they all lay dead because he poisoned their food it wasn’t done on a brim
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Shadow Weaver, weaving Shadows, to devour the unworthy As the shadows finally decided to devour her, they showed no mercy
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Madame Razz, being able to see time non-linearly was her specialty Seeing how inferno destroyed Etheria a billion times drove her to insanity
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Light Hope, her goal was to cleanse the natives from Etheria But she got a Virus which was the digital equivalent to Lepra
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Double Trouble, tricking, deceiving and disguising were his masteries One day, the people had enough and ruptured all his arteries
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Horde Prime wanted everything to be himself
He managed so, which is the scary thing in itself
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wait was kyle maclachlan in inside out 2? 😭😭
sometimes i see how kyle is portrayed in the fandom and i dont understand why people decide to make kyle really inexperienced, shy, clumsy and timid 😭 likeeee it’s a very popular thing in the fandom but do you really think it’s the behaviour of an inexperienced shy uwu boi
especially when they make kyle so blushing around women when it is mostly stan who is shown to be like this (the whole “throwing up next to the girl he likes” thing yk)
i hc kyle being absolutely convinced women should love him because he’s attractive and smart meanwhile everyone’s sure he’s gay af😭😭 this exact way of his thinking was shown like multiple times in the show itself.
actually i think kyle’d be the only boy to actually be friends with most of the girls and get along with them? (so yeah shout out to kyle/wendy and kyle/heidi brosistp!!!!!)
Not everyday you get stuck in a portal thingy shit and end up all over when your form the fucking 80s and late 90s
I'll give him a friend, good ol Keith, Keith and Kyle, really lost boys, doin crimes, time world thingy crimes
A lil longer one, wonder how far one would go being so far from home. To be stable outside of it all and so misplaced but not but fun for our boy.
Look at him try to learn, being from the fuckin 80s all these new things are gonna be fun for our boy to navigate on his own, stealing is always on the table for him, it's only fair
Fall through a portal, end up with a wired mistake kicking you out of a theme park and it's apparently 2020
Local mean kid gets shoved into ball pit because he was a lil shit, turns out ball pits a portal, who would've guessed!
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Take some Kyle, lil shit, hates this diner, 0/10 Hates the dumb bear
