Jaskier - Blog Posts

okay so it turns out i was mislead into believing that this show was about a stoic badass traveling around a medieval setting and hunting monsters, begrudgingly accompanied by his singing twink boyfriend, who get into all kinds of shenanigans together and care about each other even when they don’t want to admit it.

clearly, i was lied to.

Me, watching The Witcher for the first time: where’s the twink???? WHERE’S THE FUCKING TWINK????

Me, watching The Witcher for the first time: where’s the twink???? WHERE’S THE FUCKING TWINK????

Witcher + Bard nap time (they desperately need it)

I don't care who "wears the pants" which one of you is the "Look, why don't we leave tomorrow? We could head to the coast. Get away for a while."

I want Jaskier to put Geralt on his lap and give him forehead kisses, they both deserve that

Just finished sirens of the deep. Anyways- season one geraskier vibes the entire movie. I didn't realise how much a missed them. Still hate Netflix, but God damn, i was pretty happy with the movie

Would you guys read a geraskier fanfic where Jaskier is originally one of the gods from Elden Ring, another child of Marika, and was a member of the roundtable hold alongside Melina?

Idk man. I read a fic where Jaskier was from elden ring like years ago, and I just remembered while I was playing elden ring the other day. And like, it's such a cool idea and I don't remember anything about this fic, I'm literally just trying to think of a good story.

Imma be so honest. Making Jaskier/Dandelion bi, makes sense. Like. Before I even got into the witcher when I first had any introduction to his character I thought he was queer. "Oh but he's a womanizier." Okay? Never said he wasn't. But he definitely also gets into the pants of said women's husbands aswell. Books? Bi. Games? Bi. Show? Bi. Hexer? Bi.

Man, dandelion/jaskier is so so queer. Take a good look in the mirror and then come back and tell me I'm wrong.

I can go into a more detailed rant if anyone would wanna read it all. Lol

I haven't posted alot cause I keep losing track of time and it's been a hot minute since I've posted my own stiff on here. What's up gang💪💪

I wanna write desperately. please, please send me fanfic ideas to write for geraskier

I will forever be salty that when Geralt woke up at the beginning of S3: EP8, Jaskier wasn’t asleep with his head on his chest or lap. 

OH MY FUCKING GOD NO- THEY DIDN’T!! Jaskier sadly singing a love song clearly meant for/about Geralt, after putting to bed the child of the man he loves. THEN RADOVID SHOWS UP?!! OMFG??

HOLY FUCK NO- THE WAY JASKIER’S FACE FUCKING DROPPED WHEN JENNIFER PUT HER HANDS ON GERALT’S FACE!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!

tbh, I think it would have been better if Jaskier was the one to kill the monster on the boat. It would have done well for his rivalry plotline in this episode, it was a huge missed opportunity! One can only imagine the way Geralt would react...

NOW JASKIER IS MEETING MORE OF GERALT’S FAMILY?? OMFG THEY ARE FLIRTINNGG!!! AAAAHHHHH!!

I’ve figured out the ship name between Radovid and Jaskier

✨ Jeradovid ✨

DID THEY JUST GIVE GERASKIER THE GOAT TREATMENT?? MAKE JASKIER OF ALL PEOPLE SAY THAT IT’S JUST “PLATONIC”???? UM?? SIR?? HELLO???

Only to IMMEDIATELY give Jaskier an ACTUAL male love interest?? THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE CANON?? THEY ARE CALLING IT A CRUSH!!

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHOLTI SHLTOYO

DID THEY JUST CONFIRM PANSEXUEL JASKIER????

“I’ve cursed you for chasing tail of every kind. Men, women, dwarves, elves, polymorphous-”

We love to see Jaskier being recognized as a genuine threat, hell yeah, take shit into your own hands!! SEDUCE THAT PRINCE TO HELP UR *NOT* BOYFRIEND!!

DID JASKIER JUST GET A LOVE TRIANGLE?!

My boy is still pining over Geralt, and there have been multiple mentions of him using the word “love” in reference to Geralt. So we definitely gonna get an unrequited love thing here. 

Then there’s the prince dude (don’t remember his name, but u know the one), who is now pining over Jaskier. But Jaskier is now trying to worm out of it, but he mostly seems surprised by his affections (which is really sad, to be honest). 

My guess, from where I am now (S3: EP2), is that Jaskier is going to choose Geralt, despite knowing his it’s unrequited love. Then, during his sneaking around with the prince, he will be cautious, but will eventually let his guard down. As he warms up to (seemingly) genuine affections, and someone who is trying to be his friend first (not the other way around for once). But the prince dude will be evil, or try to harm Geralt and the crew. But I don’t think he’ll want to hurt Jaskier, as I do think he has a genuine interest in him. 

Might add to this more later, but that’s all I have rn. 

I take that all back, Geralt is being a little bitch again. Got to attached to his bard, now he’s leaving to “save him” 😒

okay, can I be one of the first ones to say that I LOVE how Geralt is actually thanking Jaskier for his help, he’s making sure to let him know that his efforts are appreciated! This is a huge step from the previous seasons, and after how the second season treated Jaskier. I will admit that I was nervous for this one, but so far I’m loving how much of a more active role Jaskier is playing in the story! 

also, Geralt calling him “Jask” actually got me squealing

[MASTERPOST] I drew their first meeting ages ago, and nowadays I love to draw Jaskier as a bamf (as is it is further along the story), but never forget that this is the Jaskier Geralt initially met and fell in love with befriended!

In the books, wouldn't have half the problems if Geralt understood the concept of polyamory

Not gonna lie I think I have a slight obsession with Jaskier and his songs

Where’s the essay give it here

Yennefer, Geralt and Jaskier are 100% drift compatible, but only as a trio - Yen and Geralt are too volatile, Geralt and Jaskier are out of balance and Yen and Jaskier are too impulsive. They all need each other to have the communication and equilibrium needed to fight monsters and raise their daughter. In this essay, I will -

“i’m going through something” and it’s the incredible need to impregnate a man

‘You’d like to know what they’re talking about, wouldn’t you?’ ‘Yes . . . No! And anyway . . . Anyway, I can’t hear anything. They’re too far away.’ ‘I’ll tell you,’ laughed the bard. ‘If you want.’ ‘And how are you supposed to know?’ ‘Ha, ha. I, my dear Ciri, am a poet. Poets know everything about things like this. I’ll tell you something else; poets know more about this sort of thing than the people involved do.’ ‘Of course you do!’ ‘I give you my word. The word of a poet.’ ‘Really? Well then . . . Tell me what they’re talking about? Tell me what it all means!’ THE WITCHER: SEASON 3 EPISODE 4 | A TIME OF CONTEMPT: CHAPTER 2

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"bard" "witch" but with intention to give each other the most mind-blowing toe-curling life-changing head in the next five minutes