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Did you guys realize that friends to lovers is superior or you're simply not ready for this conversation ?
Sorry. It was all because of a (fight) conversation that I had with a friend of mine. She's an enemies to lovers stan
I need a crossover fic with 911 lone star and Brooklyn 99. Like Carlos having to go to New York for a case (and TK inviting himself along) or vice versa.
I don't care how it happens but I need the B99 squad to be absolutely enamored with Carlos (except Jake because he's jealous because Amy and Carlos get along great) and then absoultely disgusted when they find out he's dating/married to a firefighter.
Please, just imagine Holt telling him he's happy about every person who stands up and makes the world a bit more colorful and then ending his little speech with "but did it have to be a firefighter?"
my notion of time while quarantined is like this. I can’t believe it’s october already
Time family AU
Teacher : Your child was in a fight.
Doctor!11 : Oh no, that’s terrible!
Mom Kaya : Did they win?
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Doctor - dad
Doctor who
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Kaya - mom
Oc
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Logan & Peter Parker
Wolverine - Marvel - Spiderman
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Tony Stark & Bruce waine
Marvel - Dc
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John wick
John wick
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Eddie Brock
Marvel
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Dean Winchester
Supernatural
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Mycroft Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Sam winchester
Supernatural
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Jake Peralta
Brooklyn 99
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Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn
Dc
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Steve Harrington
Stranger things
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Harry Potter
Harry potter
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Scott McCall & Thomas
Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe
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Malicia/rogue
Marvel
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Percy Jackson
Percy Jackson
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Jenny
Doctor who
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One of my favorite/weirdest AU
Docteur - Dad
Doctor who
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Kaya - Mom
Oc
Logan & Peter Parker
Marvel
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Tony Stark & Bruce Wayne
Marvel - DC
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John wick
John wick
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Eddie Brock
Marvel
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Dean Winchester
Supernatural
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Mycroft Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Sam winchester
Supernatural
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Jake Peralta
Brooklyn 99
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Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes
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Barry Allen & Harley Quinn
Dc
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Steve Harrington
Stranger things
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Harry Potter
Harry potter
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Scott McCall & Thomas
Teen wolf - Le labyrinthe
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Malicia/rogue
Marvel
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Percy Jackson
Percy Jackson
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Jenny
Doctor who
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They are a big and happy family(⌐■_■) ❤️
I’d just like to say I am happy to be here with my family. My super weird family with two black dads, and two Latina daughters, and two white sons, and Gina.
GUYS HOLY SHIT WE COULD HAVE A BROOKLYN NINE NINE LEGO SET!!
GO SUPPORT IT!!
https://ideas.lego.com/projects/7978e24e-da6a-4499-9646-4db82966cc87
@monthly-challenge 2024 | Day #15: Dancing
Some of my favorite dance scenes in fiction
Washington: oh yeah ill look it over nice work
Hamlinton: good thanks dad
Everyone: *stares*
Hamlinton: why is everyone starting at me?
Eliza: You just called General Washington dad
Hamilton: what? Nobi didnt i said thanks man
Washington: do you see me as a father figure Alexandre
Hamilton: what?! No! If anything i see him as a bother figure cause youre always bothering me
Madison: hey show your father some respect
Hamilton: i didnt call him dad!
Washington: No no no. Alex i take it as a compliment
Burr: its no big deal i called theodosia mom once and she's my fiance.
Hamiltion: guys jump on that burr has psychosexual issues
Jefferson: old news but you calling the general daddy
Hamilton: hey daddy is not on the table here
Seabury: but you did call call him dad dude
Hamilton: you shut up youve done nothing but lie since you got here
finished brooklyn nine nine after a solid (maybe) two weeks of binging. my life is empty and meaningless. also jake peralta is bisexual.
愛 brooklyn 99 icons
愛 jake peralta icons
I’ve come to accept the fact that 42 likes is the peak of my fame
in honour of pride month, here are some characters that i think/hc as queer (btw its fucking random):
Li shang - hes a lil bisexual like. the looks that he gave ping (aka mulan) were not hetero and obvi hes attracted to mulan as well so. mulan actually ate that up pulled him as a guy amd a girl
jake peralta (bi) - is it canon cause i think it should be
isabela (encanto) - no one can tell me she isnt lesbian like she has no interests other than growing flowers she DOES NOT CARE ABT MEN
sejanus plinth - he was GAYYYYY like in love with coryo the entire fucking time
art and patrick from challengers - theyre gay for each other. based PURELY on the shittons of tiktoks that have come up on my fyp. theyre gay for each other
eloise and cressida - they are L E S B I A N S your honour i rest my case
i will be doing more but its like too late and i have school so
gone to shit
pairing : jake peralta x fem!reader
prompt : "can i have one more hug?" "aw, babe you don't have to ask, c'mere..."
𝐧𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧
your day had been going too well for it to continue.
you had gotten to your local coffee shop before it got too busy, gotten up to the bullpen without getting catcalled by some jackass outside and you and your boyfriend were the only ones in the office which was nice.
it was quiet and the first 30 minutes your day was spent sat opposite jake just talking until your friends and colleagues filtered in through the elevator.
and then everything came crashing down.
multiple people in the holding cell caused the bullpen to be filled with noise which was unsettling.
the coffee you had gotten this morning spilled over your desk and your lap.
your phone had died half way through a conversation with your sister and you knew she wouldn't appreciate it seeming like you hung up on her.
and you had misfiled some evidence and had to talk to holt to fix it.
you hoped he would be in a good mood so this wouldn't end up with you getting reamed out.
unfortunately that was not the case.
while he didnt yell you could sense the annoyance & slight disappointment in his tone as he told you do leave so he could deal with it.
and you did leave.
but instead of heading back to your desk you went to the evidence lock up, heading towards the back corner and sinking down onto the floor, the cool surface bringing you out of your head very slightly.
but it wasnt enough to stop the hot burning tears from falling from your eyes.
this wasnt something you should be getting so upset about, there were people in the world that had it a lot worse than you and here you were crying over the tiniest things.
just because they had happened in quick succession it felt so overwhelming.
you were way too in your own head to notice your name being called quietly into the room.
it was only when you saw a set of shoes infront of you that your attention was pulled from the spiralling thoughts in your head.
your hands instantly lifted to wipe at your cheeks to try and pass it off like you weren't crying.
" woah woah, hey. what's wrong, babe? "
the sound of jake's voice did not relax you as much as usual.
you shook your head, trying to shake off this awful tightness in your chest but that did nothing to calm jake's worry.
he crouched down beside you momentarily before sitting down next to you, knowing that his gaze on you could overwhelm you even further.
his arm dropped to around your shoulders and your head instantly dropped down onto the soft fabric of his hoodie.
" you wanna tell me why you're hiding in the evidence lock up ?" he asked, his fingertips running over the fabric of your shirt.
" everything was just going so well this morning and then i spilled my coffee, the holding cell is so full of jackasses, my phone died and then i misfiled some evidence... it all just went to shit "
his small motions on your shoulder were calming you slightly but not by much, your shoulders were still shaking and you couldnt bring yourself to take a full breath.
jake didn't reply for a few moments but his fingertips kept tracing shapes over your shoulder.
" ok, well these are all easy fixes. rosa has a charger in her desk she'll let you use, the holding cell is thinning out really quickly and you left a spare pair of jeans at my apartment a couple days ago and i brought them to give back to you, so you can change into those. "
how he managed to solve all of your problems so quickly you'll never know, but you were just so grateful.
you turned your body further into his, smiling softly when he wrapped his arm tighter around you and pressed a short kiss onto the top of your head.
" thank you "
" you're welcome, babe " he said quietly.
both of you remained sat on the floor of the evidence lock up for a couple more minutes before jake moved to stand and lead both of you back to the bullpen.
before he could take you outside you pulled him back by his hand, a soft and playful pout resting on your lips.
"can i have one more hug?" you asked, tilting your head back to look up at him.
a grin spread across his face.
"aw, babe you don't have to ask, c'mere..."
you quickly closed the two feet between the two of you and wrapped your arms around his torso, your head buried against his chest.
another 5 minutes were spent surrounded by weapons in boxes just hugging your boyfriend.
but when you returned to the bullpen, everything seemed a little bit better
I only have two 🤭
Jake Peralta (Brooklyn Nine Nine) and Henry McCord (Madam Secretary)
Im just ignoring they both have canonical wives 😌😌
Tag Game!
Post four characters that make you go, “My man, My man, My man…”
Thanks a lot for the tag, @lovelyheartclover! I just decided to make a whole new post to keep everything tidy!
I mean…is it really a surprise?
Tagging: @m0thisonfire, @cyberrose2001, @cephalo-bot, @xyumichux, @princess-hope-selfships, @pechaberriesandsoju, @perytonpred, @asimp4bee, @hollister-mc, @darknadaworld, and anyone else who wishes to participate!
Brooklyn nine nine does this well with Jake and Gina
I’m begging, just ONCE can we have the boy and girl childhood best friend be genuinely happy for the other when one of them finds a significant other?? I’m so sick of these jealousy arcs and romantic crises that always involve being indecisive about who to choose like GOD just have a boy and girl be friends unquestioningly PLEASE.
Jake: Pardon my French, but you’re being a douchebaguette.
You can pry this headcannon out of my cold, dead, hands ✨
Jake Peralta was in love with Stevie Schillens and no one can convince me otherwise.
“pretty boy :3” i say. to my screen. on which there is a middle aged man deep in despair
I think my comfort characters are burnt out pretty boys that are silly, bisexual, and sooooooo mentally unstable that are in love. I just cry in their general direction, it's like "no, my sweet child, you are good enough, be happy, you deserve it you little bitch"
Guys do you think that when charles is holding mac peralta people call them mac n cheese??
Charles is probably people.
As she was walking down the streets of NYC and she looked at the mirrors of showrooms she realised she was aging. At first she was happy that she not 18 anymore. But didn't that mean her boyfriend Teddy was her soulmate. She doubted it. All he could do was talk about science and chemicals and shit. God he was so boring. And he wasn't even aging. So then who could it be??
Everyone is amazing until they start talking. Uhh Terry crews why did you open your mouth and ruin everything.
Jake Peralta, you absolute gem 🫶🏽💗