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Just finished playing Far Cry 5! Here’s some dumb sketches about it c:
I really like the idea of rich and stylish John, getting stuck in the middle of nowhere with his two brothers: one doesn’t know how to shower and pretends to be a wolf (Jacob) and the other rejects clothing and walks around with his tits out (Joseph). While John is out there suffering in his Louboutin red bottom shoes and Gucci glasses.
Bonus: the “on all levels except physical” meme was all I could think about while being in Jacob’s region
Playing Far Cry 5 Arcade 24 hours a day
Here's my first drawing of Jacob Seed, hope you like it!🐲🐉
Hope Country nights..🍻
After seeing this post by @havingsomemorejohnlarks, I had to remind people (Jacob) how important Staci is.
Don't forget to take care of your local Stacis.
I was brough up right
ma pa used to tell me shut up, and I'd shut up
I wouldn't say nothin' ONE TIME DOWN NEAR STARVED TO DEATH WOULDN'T TELL MILLER I WAS HUNGRY
That's Mathematics, Son
Jacob gaslighting Staci when "sharing" the last can of food in the bunker.
One time Jacob near-starved to death because he wouldn't tell his Pa that he was hungry (since he's the silent type, of course).
In the wise words of @pande-monty-um "HE IS EVERY OLDER BUTCH LESBIAN"
Sorry (?), not sorry(?)
Is Pratt Gotta Get Up???
Don't ask me, I have no clue what is happening here. All the long shots of Jacob sitting on the couch are there for the sake of continuity, I promise. Pratt is being super extra in the end btw.
Somethin' meaty for the main course That's a fine lookin' high horse What you got in the stable?
Jacob: Snipe the deputy from the top of the hill. Don't move away. The stronger spirit will prevail. Chosen Soldiers: Isn't that how Brother John died? Jacob: BROTHER JOHN WAS WEAK.
My Partner and I
My partner and I saw you from across the bar, and we really hate your vibe. start. running.
Caravaggio Meets Jacop and Bosstaci
Anyway, I have decided to bother chatGPT with the dirty cop x cartel boss AU stuff.
Warning:
All the images below were generated by ChatGPT based on my screenshots of Bosstaci & Jacop, and Caravaggio's style (with a single exception). If you do not like AI art, you are free to scroll by.
So, ofc a Jacop sitting cozily on the floor. Also, no matter what I do about Seeds, it always ends up with,
HIM???
The spirit of Charlie Hunnam truly haunts the Seed family.
Onto Bosstaci now:
The boy looks ill and sad, like anyone would in 16th century.
Ofc, we need a group (of two) photo as well:
I have no clue what Jacop finds so funny, and neither does Caravaggio Bosstaci, it seems. He looks like he is tired of Jacop's shit.
Lastly, I have asked Chat to produce its own image, in any style it chooses, based on my endless yapping about them sweet bois. It decided to take heavy inspiration from the neon-night-rainy setup, and came up with these:
I will end by quoting the trully wise words of my good friend GPT:
Sunset's soft. They aren't.
Please take your time to enjoy the song and some rather scenic footage.
After a long day of dirty work, Boss Staci's got his smoke, Jacop's got his beer, and neither has any plans to talk about what just went down. It's not exactly peace, but it's the closest they get to tranquility.
Still In Desert
Peekaboo, motherfuckers
Hopefully will post a longer video soon.
Alumnus - Alumni
Octopus - Octopi
Anus - Ani (in case you didn’t know this one, kids)
x - Jaci
So x would be???? Jacus? As in Jackass?
Implying that Jaci is a ship that represents a multitude of Jackass people?
Makes sense.
Stay tuned for more delulu linguistic analysis (or check out some of the previous ones).
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The Turntables
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches... what shall we do with you?
So what shall we do with you, Seed?