It Doesn't Make Sense - Blog Posts

What do you mean I can be a imortal super powerful god of destruction but I can't change something as banal as my race?

Different reality means different you or do you think you're always the same gender/race/sexuality in all the INFINITE REALITIES out there?

I might be cancelled for this but I don't give a single flying fuck. you're allowed to change your race, gender, sexuality and stuff in your drs. fuck anyone that tells you not to. it's ur dr, your shifting experience.

DON'T BE TRASH

T - Transphobic

R - Racist

A - Ableist

S - Sexist

H - Homophobic

The Phantom of Hip-Hop Terminology

Roid Steiner

This term is used to describe Koala Kong in Crash Bandicoot. This is a reference to allegations of pro wrestler, Scott Steiner, for steroid use. Of course we at Phantom, Inc. wouldn't think Big Poppa Pump was actually juicing, now.

Mini-Me

This is used to address N. Brio in Crash Bandicoot as such. Don't know why, but Phantom sees Brio as Dr. Evil's partner in crime. Maybe because of his height?

Crocodile Dundee

Sorry, Dingodile. We couldn't come up with a more original joke to call you Aussies.

Dr. Negro Cortex

This is what Phantom addresses Dr. Neo Cortex as in Crash Bandicoot. Now, this is clever joke. For those that don't know, "negro" was used as a word to label folk with dark skin in the United States in the early 20th century. Hence why "Negro League Baseball" existed in those times, for example.

LowTierGod

This is how Phantom sees Tiny Tiger from Crash Bandicoot. LowTierGod, also known as Dale Wilson, is a member of the FGC (Fighting Game Community) with a catalog of infamous moments documented throughout the Internet. One of the biggest being his scrawny lower body in contrast with buff torso, making him resemble that of Tiny Tiger's. The similarities are uncanny.

Bitch-Ass

This is what Phantom pejoratively calls Rilla Roo from Crash Bandicoot. This is based on YouTuber, DashieXP's, rivalry with Donkey Kong in various Nintendo games. It all started on Mario Kart 8 where Dashie had become Donkey's target nearly every race, leading to the label of "Donkey Bitch-Ass". With Phantom, it started on Crash Bash. Just by sight of him, he couldn't stand dealing with Rilla Roo with how tough the game is to play as he sees him as nothing more than a Dingodile wannabe.

Piece

What Phantom refers to the biggest pistol or one-handed firearm in a video game. For example, THIS:

You can't fuck wit deez legs.

Phantom's interjection towards a character that performs Taekwondo in a video game. Such as:

Hwoarang in Tekken

Juri Han in Street Fighter

Kim Kaphwan in Fatal Fury

House Niggas

What Phantom refers to the first set of enemies in Urban Reign. The origin of the term goes back to the times of the Transatlantic slave trade in the United States as it was used to address slaves that performed involuntary labor in their slave-owner's home. When referring to the first enemies in Urban Reign, Phantom sees them as pushovers compared to the Zaps, which are depicted as a much more intimidating gang. Not sure how this works as an insult, since those house slaves had a lighter skin tone, and some of those first enemies have darker skin. Guess he wanted to insult like the Angry Preacher.

Swole DMX

What Phantom refers to Napalm 99, one of the major bosses in Urban Reign. Napalm reminds Phantom of the late hip-hop artist, DMX, face-wise, with a much larger frame. You think those cats can handle the dog?

You got tha best shit.

How Phantom reacts to when a character is equipped with the most convenient paraphernalia in a game, especially when they specialize in using it. When the going gets tough, you gotta use what you have.

Brock Lesnar wit Mike Tyson's tattoo

How Phantom describes The Monster, Golem, in Urban Reign. This is self-explanatory: he looks like Brock Lesnar with a face tattoo similar to Mike Tyson's. Imagine someone with the prowlness of them both combined in real life...

Kazuma Kiryu's homies

What Phantom refers the Mushin-Kai in Urban Reign. Since they're basically yakuza, why not a Kiryu Kazuma reference?

Big Bitch

What Phantom addresses Alcina Dimitrescu as in Resident Evil: Village. She's a 9-foot tall giantess of domination. So tall, she'll make Shaqille O' Neal get into the fetal position at the sight of her.

Chucky's Side Bitch

This is what Phantom calls Angie, the doll of Donna Beneviento, in Resident Evil: Village. Got a question for you, Chucky: does Tiffany Valentine know anything about this?

Fish outta Water

How Phantom sees Salvatore Moreau in Resident Evil: Village. Poor guy just wanted some affection.

Homeless Magneto

What Phantom calls Karl Heisenberg in Resident Evil: Village. Humans have always been scum to mold-kind. No wonder why Heisenbergis so grumpy.

Queen of the Jesus Freaks

How Phantom describes Mother Miranda in Resident Evil: Village. Quite a god complex you got there, hon.

Spider-Man's Offsprings

What Phantom refers to any spider-like character he encounters in video games. Poor MJ. Those ovaries gotta be screaming in pain going through so much reproduction of those spiderlings.

How much Phantom do you watch?

If you even do, you're probably wondering what the hell he's talking about most of the time when he's live. Well, worry no more: Introducing the Phantom Terminology...soon. When I start writing it, it'll contain all the things Phantom said and their meanings. So the next time you watch a Phantom stream, you'll have a better understanding and enjoyment of the show.