I Dont Make The Rules - Blog Posts

My hand slipped

Anybody who unironically likes All Star by Smash mouth is baby. I don’t make the rules.

When Marlene and Barty first heard “Love was the law, religion was taught”, they fell to their knees

What if I told you James just wants to get proposed to?

In very relationship, any ships, any universe— he gets his lover a promise ring and he gets proposed to.

btw last week on jp twitter they were goncharov-ing a detective conan movie into existence lmao

it all started because of this twitter user pointing out that the Osaka Expo 2025 venue looks like a setting out of a detco movie (x)

then someone fixed the color, added "original work by gosho aoyama", and voila (x)

and then people just kept adding on to it, here's a few more:

they got teaser art posters (1) (2) (3)

a movie logo (x)

and a movie poster ofc (x)

btw if you were wondering wtf that weird blob creature is, it's Osaka Expo 2025's mascot:

oh yeah someone also made a whole ass movie trailer (x)

and end credits too but i can't upload 2 videos so here's the link (x)

someone even made an agasa quiz lmao (x)

someone also brainrotted so hard they managed to gather hattori, kaitou kid, amuro, and akai all in one movie (x)

anyway, we've cracked the code. we can explode any place just by adding "original work by gosho aoyama" (x) (x)

me, putting a badge 'queerplatonic relationship' on iida, todoroki, uraraka and midoriya: *takes a step back* heh, nice👍

They've adopted the collector

Puff pastry with crumbles

Ingredients:

ready rolled Puff Pastry Sheet (found refidgerated mostly)

50g butter

1pck vanilla sugar

1/2 pck baking powder

4-5 tablespoons flour and sugar

Recipe:

Mix the butter, baking powder, vanilla sugar, flour and sugar together and knead it with your hands until it is no longer feeling 'wet' or buttery, add more sugar and flour if needed.

Roll out the ready made puff pastry and cut it into squares (don't separate, just cut it). Sprinkle the crumbles on the sheet of pastry.

Bake in the oven at 180°C convection/ air circulation mode ( ???, no idea what the correct translation is) for 15-20 minutes till slightly brown.

Enjoy!

You know my Moth boy be rockin' that triple C THICCC STANKY booty! GUILLIMAN ANIT GOT NOTHIN ON 40K MORTY!!!!

🔥🚨40K TUMBLR I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT🚨🔥

*ahem*

ROBOUTE GUILLIMAN HAS A FAT JUICY ASS

IT IS SOFT, PLUSH, AND ROUND

IF YOU SLAP IT IT JIGGLES

IT IS NO MERE CAKE, THAT THING IS THE ENTIRE BAKERY

Big puppy

Eepy

RAGATHA, TRY GIVING US VERBAL PERMISSION TO DESPAWN ENTITIES! PLEASEEEE

-ESCat anon

"This thing is loud!"

Sometimes self care is a sunday where you treat yourself like a (non-sexual unless that's how you like it ofc) pillow princess because you need it for tomorrow's monday meaning school.

I rest my case.

MY FRIENDS AND I WERE DISCUSSING AND THEY WERE LIKE "You know you'd be the perfect darling" and I was like "Excuse me?" And the reason was "Well... If they treated you right you wouldn't care about anything else... As long as your Yandere wouldn't hurt you or the people you actually care about I doubt that you'd actually try to escape" and I was like 👁️👄👁️ but I couldn't even say no cause they were right 😂 As long as I'm "Okay" I wouldn't even care that I'm kidnapped by a psycho 🤷🏻‍♀️

Agakdhjsjdks dudeeeee🤦‍♀️

Bruh I just imagine like you sitting on a couch eating Cheetos while your yandere is downstairs fucking murdering someone.

Guy dying: SOMEONE HELP ME

this anon: y’all hear sumn

puppy want a treat?

puppy want a fucking break from it all

@cactisays in my heart you own like 5

Saguaro redraw from some years back! good ol long cactus

Hi yes I'd just like to say that the clones have 100% sang this song before with each other

(111) The Greatest Showman Cast - This Is Me (Official Lyric Video) - YouTube

and that's the tea

-where's nenya?? +it's nenya business!! 💋

this the kinda shit stiles would pull

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

Me: I’m heterosexual 

 Also Me:

Anyone ordered some Swap! Whitzyzvat content?

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Niko is a pink starburst fan and Crystal is a yellow starburst fan

which one of my favorite fictional guy archetypes are you? :)

I don't complain about this 😀 *saves to favorites*

Ya know, estelle has to be poseidon's just to complete the greek big three trend. I mean zeus had a son and daughter with Beryl, hades had a son and daughter with Maria, so poseidon has to have estelle with sally 😌

Fic Request Rules

Ok so, lets set some ground rules, shall we?

I will do stuff for any dsmp fanfiction or au.

I've seen / read, TommyInnits Clinic For Super Villans, Passerine, TommyInnits Unbeatable Method For Avoiding Sudden Death, Shrike (Passerine prolouge bassically), Accelerate, and im going to read Butterfly Reigon.

If you have one i havnt read or seen, just reccomend it to me and i'll look into it!

Im sorry but, nothing with Wilbur or George. It sucks to say it, but yeah. Sorry :[

IF TOMMMY OR ANYBODY ELSE IS UNDERAGE IN THE FIC, I WONT WRITE SMUT FOR THAT CHARICTER!!!!

Only platonic stuff with Philza. Idk it just feels weird writing romance or smut for him. Im pretty sure nobody simps for him, and just sees him as a dad, not a daddy.

Stuff i WONT write

Piss or shit kink

Incest

Underag

Rape

Qsmp (Sorry, i just dont know much abt it)

Anything else thats fucked up (tell me if i missed somthing)

Stuff (or people) i WILL write:

Any other kink than the ones listed above

TommyInnits Clinic For Super Villians

TommyInnits Unbeatable Method For Avoiding Sudden Death

Accelerate

Passerine

Shrike

Anybody than the people listed above

Drabbles

Oneshots

Scenarios

Full Fics (Maybe)

Smut

angst

fluff

Just ask if your not sure about an idea!

George and Wilbur

dsmp / C's

Please specify:

If you want hc's, drabble, or anything like that

Gender of reader

The virson / au of the charicter

Genere (Smut, angst, or fluff.)

a small summery of what you want (duh)

Fun fact about Papa Perpetua that is totally canon guys that I did not make up: After doing shows he knits with those long claws of his to de-stress.

me with bel air

okay we can all agree that andrew likes to read, BUT it’s also a fact that he dog ears pages, ruins spines by leaving books lying open, shoves them in bags even if the pages get crumpled, and stains the books by eating messy foods while reading

this is so real

he’s so older sibling coded ouuuuhghghg……