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im sorry i cant help myself i need to drop my entire life story in the tags of my reblogs
6/7 stuff from my sketchbook. couldn’t sleep so I defaulted to music + drawing my sad looking dogs at 3am. hail the artistic experimentation that comes with the sleepless mind!!!
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Do y'all ever just wana bite your finger off and cry or is it just me
Happy 1 year Tumblr anniversary to me! here have a philza tired father of 2, as a treat >:D
Lil bit of semi-realism practice before sleep! (I used Applestruda's style and recommended brushes for inspiration! They have amazing art btw)
HOLY HELL? JEEZ GUYS I just saw all the notifs im glad you guys like the second part! <3 i wanted to drop some personally headcanons for the au
also if your seeing this my fic is here ! its about retired dads!soapghost and there newly adopted gn!reader
->Soap is hard of hearing! Being a demolitions expert was gonna catch up with him eventually. He used to try and hide it and avoid it altogether but nowadays he's a bit more open about too close family.
His siblings lighthearted tease him about it now since he's comfortable. It isn't totally hearing loss in his ear but its enough to need a hearing aid.
-> Ghost has a bit of a limp in his step now, There not that old but of course after years of fighting something was bound to give ad it did he broke his leg a few months into retirement while working on the roof that he of so stubbornly said he'd fix.
He wasn't comfortable with some stranger visiting there home and or multiple strangers coming to there home he felt like he could do it.
While he could admittedly despite it all he picked up a bit of interest in home fixing mainly the basics he learned even more as they came close to their retirement.
He wanted to be self-sufficient and wanted to be Johnnys' helpful husband.
But he had to fuck it up, Now that he's healed his leg gives him issues here and there but on some days he can get around just fine on others especially during the rain his joints act up.
-> Soap and Ghost have been happily married for 2 years now! Do you know who proposed first? Ghost!. He totally didn't want to pass out and throw up at the same time as he got one shaky knee and palms sweaty as he barely managed to make his words heard under his mask. Soap nearly barreled him down with how much of a mix of emotions he was trying to process as he said 'Yes'.
Ghost had been nervous through the weeks leading up to it, Asking Soap's Mother for her permission, Finding the perfect spot to pop the question.
There wedding was small stuck to Soap's immediate family even so it was pretty big (saving 2 chairs empty) , Of course they invited the rest of the 141 Laswell included inviting them months ahead.
They were able to stay for a while got caught up with each, drank, and just had fun. Simon had never felt so care free.
-> Simon and John of course went through a lot of therapy after retirement, Both of them having their own lucky little bottles of medicine in their shared bathroom. They had thought about adopting or having a kid through surogate.
They decided on adoption because it'd be cheaper plus they weren't sure if they were up to taking care of an infant, They went with adopting a pre-teen just around the age that they wouldn't do something like stick there finger or forks in outlets or burn themselves on the stove.
Soap still put outlet caps on them though.
-> Simon was nervous to be a parent he was just down right terrified that you would dislike him, think hes weird , or worse be afraid of him.
He's not a all a short or slender guy and that hasn't changed after retirement. His resting bitch face and his mask he'd traded his balaclava with a year back. He was sure he didn't look friendly to approach (which he appreciates sometimes) He wanted to look approachable to you.
But it seemed all that worrying was for nothing the first time you both met you asked about Riley albeit hesitantly, He guessed Soap told you about her.
He was open to talking bout her and you were open to listening.
(dsjvahhdadskaj sorry if there ooc </3)
https://youtu.be/zBbEReRdFj8
Farewell meme-
It's dark here and Idk what I gunna do now so Imma head out-
I forgot the credit---
Nightmare and Dream belong to @jokublog
Shattered belong to @shattereddreamsau
Error belong to @loverofpiggies
Ink belong to @comyet
In a land of work, and a time of capitalism the paycheck of a odd teen rests in the porcelain of a borrowed coffee cup. His name...
Caffeine.
some sketches ehe
the right one is supposed to be miwa btw:3
also i finally got em!!! a present from my parents:D
once i learned how to draw w acrylic markers it’s over for yall
first attempt of drawing eye and lips(ignore the lips)
My Cat Is So Stupid Silly
I Love Him
feeling tired in me bones
me skeleton. it be sleepy
My Obsession
Dom reader, drug and drug mention, stalking, unknown vouyerism, Yandere, dub-con, worship, hair pulling, anal fingering, rimming, thigh humping.
Eddie Munson well known freak and drug dealer. Long hair, funny personality and hot as fuck. You were popular among your peers you were well liked among teachers and students. Head of a student council top of the class a valedictorian. You two are opposites or that’s what people thought. You were enamored with Eddie the way you would look at him behind the trees as he sells his stuff, the way you bust him out of trouble with ease and his confusion. The way you would peak into his bedroom door watching him fuck his hand.
He was all you ever wanted. Everyone who tried to start a relationship with him would have there life ruined. He was yours and yours only hell, he was lucky you even allowed him to have friends.
Eddie was sitting in detention bored as hell it was just him and the teacher. You knocked on the door and the teacher stands up answering your knock. “I was sent down to watch Eddie.” The teacher smile not thinking much of it. “Thanks kid I’ll see you on Monday.” You give a slight smile as the teacher walks out.
You sigh as your hand lifts up to the door knob as you walk in. You set your backpack down on the floor as you sit in the teachers chair looking at Eddie. “Good evening.” You say with a proper tone with not much emotion. “Yo, where’s the teacher?” Eddie asks confused. “She has kids so I just relived her of her duties.” You say answering. “Cool, can I go now?” You look at the clock as it reads 4 pm. “You got till 5.” You say as Eddie sighs putting his head on his desk.
“Do you have any water? I couldn’t find my water bottle today.” Probably because you stole it for this exact reason. “I think I have a bottle in here.” You state trying to not smile. You pull one out and he walks up grabbing it. “Thanks bro, appreciate it!” He says his usual attitude. He chugs it in a blink of an eye walking back to his chair. This was going to be easier then you thought.
5 minutes passed and you could tell it was already effecting him. His breathing was heavier, he was whimpering quietly and his thighs were rubbing together with his flushed face. It was a sight to behold. “Eddie, are you alright?” You question knowing the answer. “F-fine!” He shouts trying not to hump his seat. You stand up walking towards him.You look down at him with fraud sympathy. “Are you sure your okay?” You place a hand on his shoulder and he moans out.
You both look down as you see the wet spot in his pants. “I-it’s not what you t-think, oh fuck~” he moans out panting. He starts moaning out when you touch his face. “Do you know how long I’ve been waiting for this?” You question getting on your knees. “All those nights of watching you relax, study and jerk off?” You say as his eyes god wide and the blush on his face gets redder. You look down at his hard, throbbing cock.
“Your so fucking hot I couldn’t resist and your gorgeous personality, fuck.” You say rubbing his thighs as his back arches slightly. “ I want your perfect body, your perfect personality and you.” You stand up as he groans in pain at his hornyness. “Y-you crazy bitch.” He moms out laughing. He pulls his fly down and his pants down along with his underwear.
You look down at his perfect cock. “D-do your worse baby.” He moans out setting his head in your hand. You grab his hips picking him up towards the teachers desk he looks stunned as he sees you below him and his aching cock on your thigh. He unconsciously continues to hump it. “Come on baby keep going.” He grabs your shoulders and starts grinding even harder as he moans desperately. “F-fuck I’m already c-close…” he moans out after about 30 seconds of humping your thighs. “It hurts so b-bad ngh~” he creams on your thighs as his own tense. “I know honey it’ll be over soon.”
You grab his hair as he moans at the pain. You turn him around so he’s laying on the desk with his ass towards you. You grab his ass and pull it apart marveling at the sight. “Why are you spreading my as- AGH~!” He moans out as you put your tongue in his ass. “Y-y/n baby y-yes~” he moans out grinding his hips into your face. “Ngh close!” You stop licking at his hole as he groans out angrily.
You bring your face up to his and start kissing him as he moans into the kiss. There sloppy, rough but passionate. You continue to kiss him as you bring your finger up to his ass rubbing the outside gently. “What are you doing..?” He questions smiling at you. You then push your finger in his ass and he moans softly.
“Y-y/n another finger p-please.” He moans out as you shove another finger into him. “M-mhm~” You start rubbing your fingers against his wet walls trying to find his- “OH~!” He shouts out as you hit it. “Fuck! Y/n what was that?!” He questions “your prostate darling.” You say with a dark glint in your eyes as you nip at the corner of his neck. You look at the bruises as you pull out driving your finger back in.
“OHHH~ Y-Y/N HARDER PLEASE!!!!” You drive your fingers into him hitting his prostate over and over again. You yank his hair pounding that spot as his eyes roll back. “C-CLOSE OH PLEASE!!!!”
He moans out grinding against your fingers. His tongue sticks out his mouth as you start rubbing his cock.
“That’s it big boy cum for me.” You say as you pull his hair with the hand rubbing his cock. “CUMMING OHHHHH~!!!!” He moans out as hot cum shoots out onto the desk. You bring your fingers to it dragging his cum and putting it in your mouth. He was still hard but a little softer. “You wanna keep going baby we still have 30 more minutes?” You question with a sadistic glint in your eyes and he already has his hand back on his cock with his usual smug smile. “Good boy.”
me the boys (my past versions)