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1 year ago

If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.


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7 months ago

Wanna make another...

Dis one for me little Belga.

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Given a tiny that has no fuckin clue the danger they're in.

Like, you'd have to spell it out for this tiny that "you are in the hands of a giant and are about to get eaten" kinda stupid. But, hey, that just, somehow, makes them just that much more appealing to keep around for a little while.

Carry them around in your hand as they babble on and on about all they've managed to 'borrow' from you. Just give em a minute to let them realize just how deep of shit they've put themselves in when they spill ALL of it.

Cause they don't know when to stop. They're like a cat. "You're not a giant, deadly creature that could kill me with a singe finger. You're just a big tiny!"

And that's when they aren't just completely enraptured by the things around him that he couldn't dream of passing by with the speed your moving at while just walking.

That's all they're worried about.

You could have this tiny in your mouth and they'd just be gushing about how cool and sharp your teeth look.

Make a little experiment out of it.

Swallow them.

See if they figure out just how easily they could have died there if you didn't send them to your storage just then.

And don't mistake this for trust!

This is pure stupidity, my friend.

Don't even get me started on the fact they'd actually try to fight you if they got upset at something you said. You think they're joking?

Try again.

This bitch has no sense of self-preservation nor do they even know what it means to. To them, they're getting ready to square up with a person who was an idiot. Not them.

Watch the cogs slowly turn in their head when they realize they're trying to fight someone who's fist is the size of them.

And when they realize, do they backtrack? Try to save themselves?

Hell no! This just makes it more fun! More challenging!


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6 years ago

You know that feeling when you write up a beginning chapter for a story you had a great idea for. Then you end up revisiting it like a year later and you suddenly get a bunch of ideas for it. Then after you write a whole page for it you go pack to the three full pages you already wrote and you reread it and you just... THERE'S SO MANY MISTAKES! Now you have to spend THREE FUCKING DAYS rewriting just about every fricking line and your eyes feel like there bleeding because its 2:27a.m. on a Thursday and you're not even done cause you still need to fix all the mistakes in the new pages, and your character is starting to get as self deprecating as you and your head is swimming because your Spotify playlist is a jumble of 60's up beat happiness to 00's weird ass pop punk and what even is your life, WHY THE FUCK IS THE FAIRY TAIL THEME SONG IN THERE?!... N-no? Just... Just me? O-okay, well um, yeah that's all. Thanks for your time!


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2 months ago

EP 1057

I spoke too soon. You’re telling me Sanji snuck a transponder snail into Zoro’s belly band without him noticing when bandaging him up “In case he’s dying in a ditch somewhere”.

Uses it to call him mid fight, mid existential crisis and says “we’re both going to win this fight. But afterwards if I’m not in my right mind I need you to kill me”.

Zoro is speechless for a second taken aback and then we hear through the snail that he says “…Okay. I’ll make sure I kill you myself. So you… don’t die until then” and we cut back to Zoro to see his eye shaking. The ‘don’t die until then’ was slightly more formal than the rest of the call said in a full sentence.

And we cut back to Sanji and he just says to my best translation the most casual “Sorry bout this” as they hang up.

I’m starting to see what y’all mean a little this shits driving me crazy.

ONE PIECE WANO SPOILERS FOR EP 1033

Paraphrasing the Sanji Zoro convo

Zoro: How are you so good at bandaging and splints

Sanji: It’s not that different from trussing and prepping meat

Zoro: Am just a piece of meat to you?

Sanji: Please, you’re not that appetizing


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3 weeks ago

random update: I watched the Minecraft movie and it was amazingly stupid, this movie is a work of art if you turn off your brain

the only things I didn't liked was the amount of kids screaming and clapping every five minutes (who even applauds a movie DURING the movie??????)

and the fact Steve and the guy I forgot the name but I'm sure you know who I'm talking about DIDNT KISSED EVEN ONCE

their interactions had more sexual tension than pornography itself

this movie was queerbait fuck it


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9 months ago
Spideypool And Sasunaru Playing Uno

spideypool and sasunaru playing uno


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2 years ago

Welcome home, buddy


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3 months ago

I think if I ever saw my friend kiss someone I’d have to go to an asylum/srs


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5 months ago

Okay so intro

Mix of SFW/NSFW

(Because for some reason a lot of people text me)

My name is Lily Bell like lily of the valley, I am 18 years old. (Born May 16, 2006)

I am autistic! (So get to the point if you try to contact me)

I’m 5’3ft

I go by he/she pronouns

I am bisexual, poly with an amazing boyfriend🩷

I am a switch

I’m an artist

I’m a reality shifter

I’m a nerd (moonknight, Star Wars, Daredevil, etc.)

And now kinks because I like 18+ things on here

💚 blood, masks, hands, somo, cnc, I am vanilla at times because I just want to be loved by a good man or woman

Also a win for anyone interested if you look like Oscar Isaac I will love you and match your energy

❌piss, incest, pro shipping, scat/ i just hate body fluids that aren’t cum and blood Okay? Okay. Feet I really am uncomfortable with them, age play, old old men— I see y’all and I hate y’all. Also old women, i just don’t like old people 💀

Okay So Intro
Okay So Intro

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3 years ago

I'm gonna CRY my english assignment is due tomorrow morning and I'm only halfway done and it's such a stupid assignment it's not even important but it doesn't make sense but besties I don't feel like getting yelled at by a poem obsessed bitch HLEP-


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1 year ago

the moons been letting me dream lately and now I'm asking her to let me have a nightmare >:]


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2 months ago

They removed all Transgender references references from the Stonewall website.

It's not on Trans people to fix this. If we're not here for each other, what are we here for?

This doesn't stand with me. If it stands with you, you can leave this page and never return.

Get the word out. For Marsha. Let's become a problem.


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4 months ago
Certain Words Can Change Your Brain Forever And Ever So You Do Have To Be Very Careful About It.
Certain Words Can Change Your Brain Forever And Ever So You Do Have To Be Very Careful About It.
Certain Words Can Change Your Brain Forever And Ever So You Do Have To Be Very Careful About It.
Certain Words Can Change Your Brain Forever And Ever So You Do Have To Be Very Careful About It.
Certain Words Can Change Your Brain Forever And Ever So You Do Have To Be Very Careful About It.
Certain Words Can Change Your Brain Forever And Ever So You Do Have To Be Very Careful About It.

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.


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3 weeks ago
Please Reblog For Larger Sample Size :)
Please Reblog For Larger Sample Size :)

Please reblog for larger sample size :)

Propaganda : It’s meant to look like a hockey mask and Canada loves hockey


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1 year ago
Blah Blah 5 Minute Doodle I Swear I Still Use This Site

blah blah 5 minute doodle I swear I still use this site


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7 years ago
Went To The Creek Near My House And These Flowers Have Sprouted Up Everywhere. Feel Free To Use For Whatever
Went To The Creek Near My House And These Flowers Have Sprouted Up Everywhere. Feel Free To Use For Whatever
Went To The Creek Near My House And These Flowers Have Sprouted Up Everywhere. Feel Free To Use For Whatever
Went To The Creek Near My House And These Flowers Have Sprouted Up Everywhere. Feel Free To Use For Whatever

Went to the creek near my house and these flowers have sprouted up everywhere. Feel free to use for whatever I guess, i don't really give a crap either way.


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5 years ago

Looking to pound someone around 🤪


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4 months ago

Happy New Year, my lovelies! Lets see what fuckery we can get into this year.


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7 years ago

sonic the hedhenhof

voz-vox-blog - please stop calling me mexican

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