Fellow Lu Incorrect Quote User - Blog Posts

Spirit: Now I guess I know how you feel.

Hylia: WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE- WHAT?!

Din: Watching the chaos quietly.

Hylia: What’s a good response to being stabbed by a knife?

Ravio: Oh no!

Legend: Finally.

Time: Can’t kill me if I’m already dead inside.

Wind: Rad.

Dark Link: GOTTEM!

Twilight: Rude.

Warriors: I think I’d scream.

Sky: I’d just smile at them and die.

Four: You’ve done the world a great service.

Hyrule: Not again.

Farore: Uno reverse, I win.

Ganondorfs + Demise: I’d take the knife out and stab him, then die.

Wild: You gonna want this knife back, or can I keep it?

Hylia:

Hylia: Everyone gets a zero today.

Also Wild:

Wind *aggressive pulls out sword*: Oh no! Its Dink!

Wild: THROW THE CHEESE!

How to get Wild’s attention

Twi: your muscles are a lot like cheese-

Wild: someone say cheese?!

*all the other fandom links follow:

Vaati crying: PLEASE STOP IT

Idk if Vaati will ever be in Linked Universe but i can’t get this image out of my head.

I feel like he’d just quit on the spot.

Four: Actually, that’s fair. Sometimes I remember that I was split and had to deal with me, myself and I.

Legend: You don’t want to get me started.

Time: The moon has a face.

Warriors: What weird thoughts keep you up at night?

Sky: Some people put milk before the cereal.

Wind: That one time I fell off my boat while trying to catch a bug.

Hyrule: What if my blue is someone else’s red?

Twilight: I’ll never see Midna again.

Wild: Almost everyone I ever knew died and my Hyrule fell because I couldn’t defeat Ganon the first time.

Four:

Four: Wtf

Wild: Also that one weird horse god that threatens to kill me sometimes.

*Wild later*: And thats how Warriors tragically lost his life. He will be missed.

Warriors: I’m not dead quit it!

*Wind sadly*: sometimes I still hear his voice

Or an Alternative end:

*Warriors being attacked* *scratch tape*

Warriors: Yeah that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here. Well…

Wind, running into camp: gUYS!!

*Holds up a cucco with pink feathers wearing a blue cap* Legend's been turned into a cucco!!!

Cucco!Legend: *grumpy birb noises*

Everyone except Sky: *horrified gasps*

Four: How the fuck?

Warriors: Don't you mean "How the Cluck?"

Everyone: ...

Warriors: *attacked by Cucco!Legend*

Warriors standing in the background menacingly;

The yiga: *Starts sweating* WHO EVEN ARE YOU GUYS?!?

sky, kindly: now, why don't you tell us why you're here, hmm? i'm sure we can come to an arrangement.

time, darkly, hand on his sword: we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. no points for guessing which one you'll enjoy more.

hyrule, clearly out of his depth but trying to look tough: yeah... tell us why you want to, uh, kill wild!

the yiga footsoldier, tied to a chair, very confused: ...