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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

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Because my friend asked me to make this about rise Mikey and Donnie and I let them get a little bit of help from their other selves 🤼‍♂️🤼‍♂️🐢🐢🐢✨

Them hanging out afterwards

This also took way longer to make than it should have but

I think I've never produced anything greater than this face

Most fun part about making this drawing, easily

This post aged finer than the Chianti I would pair with your liver

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

New E.R.B. Ideas:

1) Cobra Commander V.S. Skeletor ( with a possible Megatron Run-in Guest Appearance )

2) Skynet V.S. Glados ( with a possible Cortana Run-in Guest Appearance )

3) Harvey Milk [ Murdered Gay Rights Martyr ] V.S. Harvey Dent [ Martyr of Gotham’s war on crime ]   ( with a possible Harvey the Invisible Rabbit Run-in Guest Appearance ) [ This suggestion may seem lame to some but it is more for me and my nostalgia ].

4) Batman [ because I really feel he deserves another ERB Chance ] V.S. The Shadow  ( with a possible Zorro Run-in Guest Appearance ) [ I know rehashing some aspects of my last list ].

5) Jessie / James [ Team Rocket ] V.S. Bulk and Skull [ Mighty Morphin Power Rangers ]  ( with a possible Abbot and Costello Run-in Guest Appearance )

6) Aeon Flux V.S. Motoko Kusanagi [ from Ghost in the Shell ]  ( with a possible Trinity from the Matrix Run-in Guest Appearance ) [ I KNOW WAY TOO NERD TO EVER HAPPEN BUT A NERD CAN DREAM ]

So as an ERB fan...

So as an ERB fan there are some battles I would love to see happen such as: 1) Audie Murphy ( one of the most honored soldiers in history ) V.S. Captain America. 2) Joseph Smith ( Founder of Mormonism ) V.S. L. Ron Hubbard ( Founder of Scientology ) with a Guest Run-In of Jim Jones ( Johns Town Cult Leader ) or David Koresh ( Waco Cult Leader ) 3) Buffy the Vampire Slayer V.S. Abraham Van Hellsing with Guest Run-In of Sam and Dean Winchester or Ash Williams ( Evil Dead ) 4) Captain Picard V.S. Captain Nemo 5) Bram Stoker ( Author of Dracula ) V.S. Stephenie Myers ( Author of Twilight ) with a Guest Run-In of Marry Shelly ( Author of Frankenstein ) 6) Patrick Bateman ( American Psycho ) V.S. Jeffery Dahmer with a possible Guest Run-In of Norman Bates. 7) The Phantom of the Opera V.S. Liberace with Guest Run-In of Little Richard 8) The Shadow V.S. Zorro with a Guest Run-In of Robin Hood 9) Frasier Crane V.S. D.R. Loomis ( from Halloween ) 10) Barnabus Collins ( From Dark Shadows ) V.S. Edward Cullen ( Twilight ) 11) The Three Musketeers V.S. The Three Stooges 12) Heinrich Himmler V.S. Dick Cheney 13) Peter Pan V.S. Alice Liddell  14) Cortana V.S. Skynet 15) J.M. Berrie ( Author of Peter Pan ) V.S. J.K. Rowling ( Author of Harry Potter )