Experience Tumblr like never before
I have no idea how to tag this or anything but
The other day me and my mom were telling my sister she needs to eat more and I asked
"what's the food version of 'hydrate don't diedrate'?
After a beat my 40 year old mother responded with
"Eat it don't yeet it"
I have taught her well.
The conch is never wrong.
This is so beautiful 👍😭
TFA is so memeable
I was giggling way too hard while making this
I’ve got a new word for fanfic writers to use, brought to you by todays word of the day:
example sentence: she gazed into his smaragdine orbs
boys locker room: gym is so boring i hate our teacher :/
girls locker room:
people confusedly talking to corporations on the internet is the most prime comedy honestly
"LOL the first one to discover this will look crazy telling the others"
-God
Parry this you fuking casual
If you feel offended, don't
stop it it makes my ears hurt
Will to live at critical levels
I'm Coming for those limbs, bro
Unlimited Dopamine