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There are two types of writers:
1. 'It's fiction, it doesn't need to make sense!'
2. 'I didn't account for the rotation of the planet and how that affects the constalations while my characters stargazed at different times of year, I have failed as a writer, and this entire thing is trash'
everything in this life is temporary. except that fandom hyperfixation from when you were 14. that thang will be with you forever there's no escaping.
Plot twist: this isn't about monkeys...
The Monkey
A pair of shepherds were tired of wolves always stealing their sheep. To defend the animals, they bought a monkey and gave it a machine gun.
However, the monkey claimed it needed more food to ensure it was strong enough to defeat the wolves. It demanded the shepherds sell half the flock and buy it a mountain of bananas. The shepherds hated the idea, but they obeyed anyway. After all, the monkey had a gun.
As they were adding more banana crates to the pile, one shepherd said to the other, “Don’t worry, monkeys don’t live forever. I’m sure when we pick the next machine gun monkey, he’ll use his unlimited power to be a kind and merciful leader.”
AKFNDN.... why he so creature
Also HHHOW MANY IMAGES. EUAGH. ???
Jesus CHRIST you're dedicated ... Respect...s fkdjsn
he so creature feature ALSO SO MANY IMAGES CAUSE YES I LOVE THE GOOBER 🥰🥰🥰IM HIS #1 FANGIRL (let’s hope that didn’t give away who I was 🙀) BUT YAY +3 social credit
my favorite character archetype is beautiful intimidating sexy woman who is actually a lonely little dork with deep psychic wounds
in a similar vein to “he would not fucking say that” sometimes I’m going through an x reader tag and I think “he would not fucking be a dom”
and if i said media hates gay people..
me, whenever i ship a straight couple:
I CAST T4T RELATIONSHIP!!!!!!
what his cup size? do it bounce? join us next time on daily tulpar updates!!!!!!!! *praying my irls never find this*
I like to think that, the first time Dazai met Chuuya, he made fun of Chuuya's height without realizing from his position on the ground that he was only five centimeters taller. And when he did find out, he went "ah. well, in too deep to stop now, ima just go with it" and kept up the short jokes, despite the fact that they were practically the exact. same. height.
Day 18: Just Q being diabolical of course.
Cringetober Day 1
“Screenshot Redraw”
I’m participating in Cringetober this year and OF COURSE I had to draw my baby precious my angel my beloved Zoro…
Original screenshots + prompt list under the cut!
Please reblog! <3
in another universe, they grow up together
i'm so tired of the yaoi-ification of mlm ships where people feel the need to make one of them (usually the fandom-assigned bottom) into a teeny tiny waifish twink and the other into a huge musclebound super aggro guy (usually the fandom-assigned top) i know this is like a thing many people have been saying for years but i just feel like it has never actually gotten better in fandom spaces. the fatphobia of it, the gender essentialism, the homophobia, it's all so fucking annoying it makes me want to scream
abt to redownload love and deepspace for. reasons.
Yippee, I've finally finished a podcast. What shall I do with my time??
Hmmm, a book? Hey you haven't finished the last of us you should do that... I have no idea what to start. A movie maybe?- *tries to stall while reaching for another podcast*
I had to take the test twice because my first result is “cinnamon role” and I was in detention for cocking a glass door and shattering it today. Also I have tried to kill people.(it’s fine I was… 9)
Consider yourself tagged if you are reading this:
Make this picrew of yourself
Take this uquiz (How Fandom Would See You If You Were A Fictional Character)
Thank you for the tag @machiavellli !
Happy pride and merry yurimas
sacrifice
🎉Happy (late) birthday, Mr Puzzles!🎉
So, I've heard it was certain someone's special day a few days ago, huh? Well, that undoubtedly calls for a celebration then! 🥳
Even though I wasn't there when he was first introduced and haven't witnessed all of the hype and talk, I'm still pretty happy to see how much of an impact this character made on this show and how much the fans love him. This lovable bastard introduced me to SMG4 fandom and I'm grateful and definitely planning to stay :)
Oh, and also, it's my birthday today (October 31st) and that's why I wanted to do fanart on this specific day! Yipee!
But I caught a cold a few days prior lmao
I feel called out fr fr. Listen it just happened— /j
damn the new spooky month episode really did something to the self shipping community
minimum loop count runs are actually so fucking funny to me
He does sounds like him!
But since we are talking abt persons who also sounds like zuke, then allow me to share you this song i found
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77Mwl0vgty0
(I know it doesn’t sound too much like him, but it seriously reminded of him for me. Also, the song reminds me a lot of EVE and zuke’s relationship, idk)
This dude sounds like Zuke lol
I found it @zimmerman1
It's endlessly funny to me that there are still so many people who don't get that some of us simply do not care about applying morals to our favourite fictional media.
You can rant and yell and cry about how, according to you, I'm a disgusting monster for loving the sexy evil characters and preferring the problematic pairings with a shit load of sexual tension but here's the thing:
I don't. Fucking. Give a shit.
If you think writing long rants about why a ship is toxic or why a character is a terrible person, and why everyone who enjoys that ship/character is an immoral creep, gives you a higher level of morality... you need to get a grip in all honesty.
It's really not that serious. You're not changing any minds, you're not enlightening anyone - you're just being an annoying asshat who thinks their righteousness is more important than everyone else's fun.
Get over yourself 🖤