Comedy Gold - Blog Posts

me omw to go read the filthiest gay furry smut known to man after having a heartfelt conversation with my father about religion 😇😍😝🌹‼️

This is literally from a year ago but it’s still so funny

Happy I’ve Been In ROTTMNT For A Whole Year Anniversary 🎉

I’m watching some stand up and this moment was gold

(comedian is Alex Edelman)

eddie munson softly playing a totally sick drum solo on your belly. you glare at him, and he suddenly remembers that you’re sensitive about your belly… so he manhandles you, flips you over so that you’re now laying on your frontside, and resumes his absolutely epic drum solo on your ass.

strong contender for funniest yellowjackets moment to me

The Link Cycle in the zelda timeline is like the physical manifestation of hylia punching in 23 what's new pussycats into the jukebox of hyrule

THIS IS JUST DELICIOUS DELIGHTFUL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭VERY FUNNY HAVING S GOOD TIME A GREAT ONE EVEN

bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word

I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.

(I'm sorry)

I've seen some unhinged complaints in Steam reviews before, but I just ran into one that gave a game which contains no dialogue the thumbs down purely on the basis that it doesn't have voice acting.

Also. In other news from this morning.

I got a work email and one of the guys included on it has an email that takes the form of first-initial-part-of-lastname, which, yknow, generally works well

But his name is Mario Pregler

And the psychic damage I took as a result of seeing the email [email protected] at 9 in the morning cannot be overstated

The Reunion scene

Sherlock: imma surprise john ok bowties are cool ooh glasses and moustache then we can be moustache buddies

Sherlock: JAWN BAGUETTE BAGUETTE FILLET MIGNON OH LA LA

John: omg marys coming what am i gonna do

Sherlock: JAWN

John: did you hear something?

Sherlock: LOOK AT ME JAWN BAGUETTE

John: omg there she is get me some wine please waiter i refuse to look at so this emotional scene is funny

Sherlock: fine...

Mary: hey john

John: hey sherlock i mean mary

Mary: what were you gonna ask me?

John: oh

Mary: well?

John: well youre awesome mary

Mary: ikr

John: so i was wondering if

Sherlock: BAGUETTE BAGUETTE IM REICHENBACK WITH YOUR WINE JAWN

John: yeah whatever dude- OMFG

Sherlock: suRPRISE BITCH

John:

Sherlock:

John:

Sherlock:

John:

Sherlock: Not dead?

Mary: omfg hat man and robin my otp i mEAN OMG SHERLOCK WHAT WHEN WHY HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO HIM

Sherlock:

John:

Sherlock:

John:

Sherlock:

John: 2 years

Sherlock: i know but before you punch me i moustache you a question

John:

Sherlock:

John:

Sherlock:

John:

Sherlock: watson your face

John:

Sherlock:

Sherlock later: ow.

The Lower Decks behind the scenes video on Paramount's YT with Mariner's and Boimler's VAs and Mike McMahan is hilarious wth😭 This is a bts video and they pull out COMEDY GOLD